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UnfairRepresent
06/13/20 1:22:38 AM
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If they got engaged?


Your son went to Japan on businsess for a while. While living there he fell in love and got engaged. Now he's coming back to whereever you life for the first time since he left to introduce you to his girlfriend.

He walks through the door and says "Hey dad. This is my hot Asian fiance I kept telling you about, Atsuko Hatsumi. I'm so glad you can finally meet."

Then you are shocked to disover she is a Sumo Wrestler as she has to turn sideways to fit through the doorway.

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Atsuko bows her head and says "Kon'nichiwa. Watashitachi o anata no utsukush ie ni shtai shite kurete arigat. Watashi wa anata no musuko o meiyo to keii o motte atsukaimasu."

"Isn't she great? She's undefeated against women y'know."
Your son adds proudly.

Would you approve?
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IfGodCouldDie
06/13/20 1:25:15 AM
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I approve of anyone my kids want to be with so long as it is a relationship of consenting adults or people of similar ages if they are minors. I have enough faith in my parenting that I won't have to worry about them dating bad choices.

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Mistere Man
06/13/20 1:33:58 AM
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I wonder what house I am in as if I can fit through my doors there is no reason she should have to turn sideways to get in.

Other than that Welcome to the family.

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neverwin
06/13/20 1:38:39 AM
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Hey I'm not going to complain, good for him.

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The Wheelman1
06/13/20 1:40:41 AM
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Yes. Sumo wrestlers are much healthier than you think.

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Zikten
06/13/20 1:48:14 AM
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I'd wonder why she is introducing herself in Japanese when nearly all adult Japanese can speak at least basic English
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