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Damn_Underscore
06/06/20 1:36:13 AM
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topic

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Kaiganeer
06/06/20 1:37:36 AM
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big money
big attractive
big dick
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Damn_Underscore
06/06/20 9:47:36 PM
#3:


bump

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Shenmue II = best game of all time
Shenmue = 2nd best game of all time
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ZeroX91
06/06/20 9:48:15 PM
#4:


Ignore em

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NotYou
06/06/20 9:49:03 PM
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  1. display your largesse by giving random CEers money
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TheMikh
06/06/20 9:52:10 PM
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a massive following on social media apparently

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DarthAragorn
06/06/20 9:52:47 PM
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Kaiganeer posted...
big money
big attractive
big dick

Can you still do it if you have zero of those
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Guerrilla Soldier
06/06/20 9:53:09 PM
#8:


be very attractive, be very popular, and find a clingy or obsessive girl

probably wont end well btw

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JimCarrysToe
06/06/20 9:54:35 PM
#9:


Be a kpop idol

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Ain't no t*ts on an almond.
''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy
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VanananaHeyHey
06/06/20 9:57:20 PM
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Be aloof

After posting pictures of yourself right now.

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NotYou
06/06/20 9:58:20 PM
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VanananaHeyHey posted...
After posting pictures of yourself right now.
nah, can confirm this doesn't work at all
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Eevee-Trainer
06/06/20 10:00:43 PM
#12:


Kaiganeer posted...
big money
big attractive
big dick
Specifically,

6 figures
6 pack
6 inches

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coh
06/06/20 10:02:02 PM
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women can't be simps
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Zikten
06/06/20 10:05:08 PM
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coh posted...
women can't be simps

I would say that the women who killed for Charles Manson could be considered simps for him
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yunalenne10
06/06/20 10:06:37 PM
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Eevee-Trainer posted...
Specifically,

6 figures
6 pack
6 inches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4rZBfMOw_A

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coh
06/06/20 10:07:18 PM
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Zikten posted...
I would say that the women who killed for Charles Manson could be considered simps for him
You may be right. Also the women who swooned over the Boston marathon bomber
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Esrac
06/06/20 10:09:49 PM
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Be a drug dealer.
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DoctorPiranha3
06/06/20 10:09:58 PM
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coh posted...

You may be right. Also the women who swooned over the Boston marathon bomber

So basically, be a murderous psychopath.

Wait, no, don't do that! Girls who simp for psychos are trainwrecks.
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