Current Events > Damn, I'd slap the shit out of Minfilla's boobs in FFXIV >_>

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NeonOctopus
06/05/20 11:25:16 AM
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Just got to her in the story quests and I just want to say praise Square's character fashion designers and fuck their ethics department >_>. She has some nice milkers.

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Here's a bone for you weirdo ass lovers too
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LordFarquad1312
06/05/20 11:27:16 AM
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Her boobs are actually bigger than the character creator allows, iirc.

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ApherosyLove
06/05/20 11:27:52 AM
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What do you think of people who like both boobs and ass?

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MC_BatCommander
06/05/20 11:27:59 AM
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Are her tits sitting on the text box lmao

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sauceje
06/05/20 11:28:03 AM
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Yeah she's p. cute

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Reis
06/05/20 11:28:43 AM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
Are her tits sitting on the text box lmao

no, they moved the text box under it
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SpiritSephiroth
06/05/20 11:29:53 AM
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NeonOctopus
06/05/20 11:33:18 AM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
Her boobs are actually bigger than the character creator allows, iirc.
Damn you Square's ethics department!!!!!!

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DeadBankerDream
06/05/20 11:33:29 AM
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I suppose Square decided to give her one redeeming quality as a character.
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NeonOctopus
06/05/20 11:35:21 AM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
I suppose Square decided to give her one redeeming quality as a character.
I'm honestly just skipping all the texts in this main quest >_> I have no clue what her personality is. I just stare at her titties while I mash X to skip all text boxes.

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TerrifyingRei
06/05/20 11:36:34 AM
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Her personality is to tell you where to ho but taking too long to say it

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OmegaShinkai
06/05/20 11:36:39 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
I have no clue what her personality is
She pretty much has none whatsoever which is why she's been written out of the plot multiple times
Then again Y'shtola had virtually no personality until Stormblood but people practically worship her every time she appears on-screen and she's the face of FFXIV in crossovers.
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Ricemills
06/05/20 11:37:53 AM
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I only know her as leader of seventh dawn and that's it.

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DeadBankerDream
06/05/20 11:38:52 AM
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She's one of those "delegator" type people who you can study for a thousand hours and never understand why they have a job.
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Reis
06/05/20 11:39:06 AM
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OmegaShinkai posted...
Then again Y'shtola had virtually no personality until Stormblood but people practically worship her every time she appears on-screen and she's the face of FFXIV in crossovers.

uh you know why that is
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NeonOctopus
06/05/20 11:39:06 AM
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OmegaShinkai posted...
Y'shtola
Who?
*google images*
Eh, she's okay I guess.

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DeadBankerDream
06/05/20 11:39:21 AM
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OmegaShinkai posted...

Then again Y'shtola had virtually no personality until Stormblood but people practically worship her every time she appears on-screen and she's the face of FFXIV in crossovers.

STFU Little Sun.
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Tyranthraxus
06/05/20 11:40:22 AM
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At least for the first part, Yda > Y'shtola

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DeadBankerDream
06/05/20 11:41:07 AM
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Yda >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lyse
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NeonOctopus
06/05/20 11:42:08 AM
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But seriously I have no clue what's going on with the story >_> I just want to get to the fighting and exploring.

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OmegaShinkai
06/05/20 11:42:21 AM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
STFU Little Sun.
Case in point, you have to bring up something from Stormblood because le sassy cat lady had absolutely no relevance for all of 2.0 through 4.0
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sauceje
06/05/20 11:42:51 AM
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Reis posted...
uh you know why that is
Alphinaud intensifies

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Reis
06/05/20 11:42:53 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
But seriously I have no clue what's going on with the story >_> I just want to get to the fighting and exploring.

nothing happens

go play a good game instead
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OmegaShinkai
06/05/20 11:44:22 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
exploring
You're going to visit each zone once for a few quests and then never come back again, there's no exploring to speak of
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MwarriorHiei
06/05/20 11:44:58 AM
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tataru is where its at
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Guerrilla Soldier
06/05/20 11:46:34 AM
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story?

lol.

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SpiritSephiroth
06/05/20 12:01:10 PM
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OmegaShinkai posted...
Case in point, you have to bring up something from Stormblood because le sassy cat lady had absolutely no relevance for all of 2.0 through 4.0

She became cooler in heavensward and from there only improved. Lyse on the other hand.....

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SpiritSephiroth
06/05/20 12:01:38 PM
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Guerrilla Soldier posted...
story?

lol.

FF14 has one of the best stories in the series.

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DeadBankerDream
06/05/20 12:02:46 PM
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I wasn't actually being serious. Y'sthola is a very shitty character, at least up till Shadowbringers as I haven't played it.

She's a cute catgirl, though.
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Reis
06/05/20 12:07:38 PM
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SpiritSephiroth posted...
She became cooler in heavensward and from there only improved.

by doing what again????

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OmegaShinkai
06/05/20 12:12:40 PM
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SpiritSephiroth posted...
She became cooler in heavensward
You mean after she casts a spell that removes her from the plot until the last 20% of the Heavensward MSQ and is relegated to the raid storyline for the rest of 3.x, and then spends the entirety of the Stormblood MSQs lying in bed from an injury?
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MirageOfRuins
06/05/20 12:25:34 PM
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Anita Sarkeesian and Neil Druckmann are very upset with you
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NeonOctopus
06/05/20 12:32:14 PM
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MirageOfRuins posted...
Anita Sarkeesian and Neil Druckmann are very upset with you
I haven't looked at Anita in like 8 years but I would fuck her from back then >_>

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NeonOctopus
06/05/20 5:02:27 PM
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Reis
06/05/20 5:06:03 PM
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shut the fuck up
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NeonOctopus
06/05/20 6:26:20 PM
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Spoken like a sigless ass lover.

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MarthGoomba
06/05/20 6:31:02 PM
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Big boobs + sexy voice (Miyuki Sawashiro) = one of the best FF gals
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OmegaShinkai
06/05/20 7:26:13 PM
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MarthGoomba posted...
one of the best FF gals
But she literally does nothing
she calls you back to the Waking Sands over linkpearl so she can tell you to go talk to an NPC in a completely different zone when you could have just cut out going back in the first place, and then in 2.x she's a damsel in distress twice because she's incapable of fighting like literally every other Scion
Then in Leviathan patch it seems like she's finally going to do something but nope it's Thancred and Yugiri that do the fighting while Minfilia bemoans her worthlessness

Miyuki Sawashiro doesn't redeem the most worthless member of the Scions, which is why she gets written out of the story a whopping three times and now she's finally gone for good
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MarthGoomba
06/05/20 7:34:37 PM
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OmegaShinkai posted...
But she literally does nothing

Like most FF characters
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blackhrt
06/05/20 10:00:55 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Just got to her in the story quests and I just want to say praise Square's character fashion designers and fuck their ethics department >_>. She has some nice milkers.

https://i.imgur.com/MKXW6uQ.jpg
https://img2.finalfantasyxiv.com/accimg2/7a/7c/7a7c9b4e13b3889b7f6ce722c501e6f48e821b47.jpg

Here's a bone for you weirdo ass lovers too
https://i.imgur.com/DxNCVHA.jpg

the young kids call them stompers

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NeonOctopus
06/06/20 7:34:41 AM
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NeonOctopus
06/06/20 11:23:51 AM
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TerrifyingRei
06/06/20 11:37:51 AM
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^.^

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NeonOctopus
06/06/20 5:27:09 PM
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I wish I could fuck her

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SapphireClassic
06/06/20 5:58:53 PM
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Nice

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