Current Events > Your drunk friend calls you at 3 a.m. ''Hey man, wanna take me to Whataburger?''

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wackyteen
05/22/20 2:00:17 AM
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Do you?









This may or may not have been a real life experience for me.

Also if you don't live near a whataburger, replace it with like McDonalds or some other 24/7 restaurant

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Proofpyros
05/22/20 2:01:10 AM
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Other

I dont have friends, you have the wrong number
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ThePrinceFish
05/22/20 2:01:32 AM
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I ain't answering a call from a dude at 3 am unless it's my father

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KainWind
05/22/20 2:01:40 AM
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My only friends are hundreds of if not a thousand miles from me, so no.

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modena
05/22/20 2:02:49 AM
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If its 3am I'm not ok to drive.Easy out.Back in the Army we had a Sgt that would pull after hour shit on us.So we would drink as soon as we got home.

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MabusIncarnate
05/22/20 2:03:23 AM
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I'm virtually drunk every night at 3 am so it's a no 100% of the time

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Smackems
05/22/20 2:03:42 AM
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My friends know better but if it did happen I would tell them to fuck off

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Accolon
05/22/20 2:05:17 AM
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I'm awake at 3 most every night. If I didn't have a baby, I'd be down for 3AM junk food.

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JTilly
05/22/20 2:05:36 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
I'm virtually drunk every night at 3 am so it's a no 100% of the time
this

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tri sapphire
05/22/20 2:07:39 AM
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Ask if he's planning on buying plane tickets, or swimming to the mainland.
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Questionmarktarius
05/22/20 2:13:08 AM
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There's no Whataburger for 1200 miles.
Oh shit, I'm that caller.
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WarfireX
05/22/20 2:13:25 AM
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I voted yes because I ****ing love Whataburger.

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Zack_Attackv1
05/22/20 2:38:46 AM
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King Rial
05/22/20 2:41:50 AM
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Proofpyros posted...
Other

I dont have friends, you have the wrong number

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_Rinku_
05/22/20 2:42:59 AM
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Hell yeah, I'm getting some McDonald's too. Chicken nuggets, here I come
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Guerrilla Soldier
05/22/20 2:51:54 AM
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if he pays for my food, maybe

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Cookie Bag
05/22/20 2:53:16 AM
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CoolMaskGuy
05/22/20 4:14:12 AM
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Depends on whether I'm awake (if not, I'm definitely sleeping through that call) my mood and what day it is.
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