Current Events > so happy for Jeff Bezos. a trillion dollars, wow!

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Mezcla
05/17/20 10:26:36 PM
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Anyway I'm waiting for my unemployment check.

I love America!

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Peeonidas
05/17/20 10:27:21 PM
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I will unironically say he earned it despite having a walnut brain that can't comprehend how large that number is

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Dark_SilverX
05/17/20 10:27:42 PM
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he is such a hero


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hockeybub89
05/17/20 10:27:52 PM
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But he doesn't have a trillion dollars in liquid assets so.... something?

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Rika_Furude
05/17/20 10:28:05 PM
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We need more trillionaires, who cares about the lower and middle classes LMAO

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Dark_SilverX
05/17/20 10:28:47 PM
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Rika_Furude posted...
We need more trillionaires, who cares about the lower and middle classes LMAO
Biden will take care of them with his hairy legs.

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Mezcla
05/17/20 10:29:00 PM
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Rika_Furude posted...
We need more trillionaires, who cares about the lower and middle classes LMAO
It'll trickle down m I rite lmao

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ThyCorndog
05/17/20 10:29:07 PM
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well obviously he worked billions of times harder than you

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Peeonidas
05/17/20 10:29:33 PM
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hockeybub89 posted...
But he doesn't have a trillion dollars in liquid assets so.... something?
It's so fucking stupid that bezos boys' go-to defense is "it's his NET WORTH not CASH ON HAND" and "i guess you dont know how businessmen work, heh, he's not walking around with 200 billion in his pocket, heh"

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MabusIncarnate
05/17/20 10:30:09 PM
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He's preparing that 4 comma art for his living room wall.

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darkprince45
05/17/20 10:31:01 PM
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Mezcla posted...
It'll trickle down m I rite lmao
Youre entitled to his money? Can I have some of your unemployment money that extra? I have to work still and dont get extra

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Peeonidas
05/17/20 10:31:43 PM
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"You don't like Jeff Bezos! HA! GOT YA! That means you're a poor who just wants to STEAL hard-earned MONEY!"

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E32005
05/17/20 10:33:32 PM
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jeff bezos doesnt have money, he has stonks.

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SocialistGamer
05/17/20 10:34:40 PM
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I will be the first quadrillion-aire. Screencap this post.
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OudeGeuze
05/17/20 10:36:42 PM
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darkprince45 posted...
Youre entitled to his money? Can I have some of your unemployment money that extra? I have to work still and dont get extra
you're a cop, which means taxes fund your paycheck, so you're already entitled to someone else's money lol
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HiddenRoar
05/17/20 10:37:24 PM
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If only Democrats weren't being such obstructionists, Trump would have unleashed the full might of the Presidential Powers on Bezos.

But gotta defend whoever says mean things about Trump, amirite?
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FursonaNonGrata
05/17/20 10:38:41 PM
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darkprince is essentially on welfare but worse because he takes away peoples rights after getting paid with their tax dollars

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EnragedSlith
05/17/20 10:40:10 PM
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He doesn't have a trillion dollars. He's projected to have a trillion dollars by 2026.

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KalimariX8
05/17/20 10:43:21 PM
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Who's given him he 1 trillionth dollar?

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jumi
05/17/20 10:55:50 PM
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I can't even imagine having a trillion dollars. Like, I'd go out and give everyone I saw $100. I'd be tipping strippers hundred dollar bills. If anyone I knew mentioned some kind of money problem, I'd be like, oh, let me fix that for you. I'd buy a bank and then just forgive people's mortgages. And I could do that everyday and still never run out of money.

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AlephZero
05/17/20 10:56:47 PM
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If bozo bezos distributed his wealth every American could be a millionaire

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kingdrake2
05/17/20 11:08:11 PM
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trump is trying to knock bezos down a few pegs at every turn lmao.
doing it by destroying the postal service.
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I Like Toast
05/17/20 11:21:06 PM
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ThyCorndog posted...
well obviously he worked billions of times harder than you
Or helped create a system that employs half a million and makes it so I can get most anything I want within 2 days. Which doesn't get into aws and the impact it's had on the internet.

But dae hate people with more money than you?

AlephZero posted...
If bozo bezos distributed his wealth every American could be a millionaire

There are people who will believe you.

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Peeonidas
05/17/20 11:35:30 PM
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I Like Toast posted...
But dae hate people with more money than you?
YES it's only about HIM HAVING MORE

My walnut brain is almost too smart sometimes.

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Doom_Art
05/17/20 11:36:07 PM
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HiddenRoar posted...
If only Democrats weren't being such obstructionists, Trump would have unleashed the full might of the Presidential Powers on Bezos.

But gotta defend whoever says mean things about Trump, amirite?
wtf is this shit

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Smashingpmkns
05/17/20 11:39:58 PM
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Wish I had trillion dollar boot straps
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Reis
05/17/20 11:41:27 PM
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OudeGeuze posted...
you're a cop, which means taxes fund your paycheck, so you're already entitled to someone else's money lol

lmaoooooo rekt
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darkprince45
05/17/20 11:43:03 PM
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Reis posted...
lmaoooooo rekt
How is that rekt lol? Thank u 4 free money lol

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eston
05/17/20 11:43:05 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Wish I had trillion dollar boot straps
I think Amazon sells them

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ThyCorndog
05/17/20 11:54:06 PM
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I Like Toast posted...
I don't know what I like the taste of more, toast or Bezos' ass

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MarqueeSeries
05/18/20 12:05:08 AM
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Bezos, when people go to defend him:

"Why is there an ant crawling on my weiner?"
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Solid Snake07
05/18/20 12:08:06 AM
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Bezos is worth around 144 billion

While that is a massive net worth it's not anywhere close to a trillion. It's also mostly stock in amazon

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SK8T3R215
05/18/20 12:15:06 AM
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EnragedSlith posted...
He doesn't have a trillion dollars. He's projected to have a trillion dollars by 2026.

Except their calculation is based on growth rates that are extremely unlikely to be hit, and also unlikely to just continue at that rate in perpetuity.

Amazon is not going to 7x+ its valuation by 2026. They just made a clickbait article that nobody bothered to read and just talked about the headline.

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au_gold
05/18/20 12:41:15 AM
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Trump must be so jealous.

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AirFresh
05/18/20 12:43:48 AM
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dj1200
05/18/20 12:53:35 AM
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jumi posted...
I can't even imagine having a trillion dollars. Like, I'd go out and give everyone I saw $100. I'd be tipping strippers hundred dollar bills. If anyone I knew mentioned some kind of money problem, I'd be like, oh, let me fix that for you. I'd buy a bank and then just forgive people's mortgages. And I could do that everyday and still never run out of money.

just $100? Theres people that tip strippers hundreds of dollars that have way less than that. A trillion dollars. Think bigger. Thats a 1 followed by 12 zeroes. 1,000,000,000,000. A million times a million.
If you live to be 90, you could spend a million dollars a day and still have 967 billion plus left.

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dj1200
05/18/20 12:54:07 AM
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Million dollars a day from birth I might add. Unless my math is off.

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solosnake
05/18/20 12:56:49 AM
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Imagine having enough wealth to be able to end world hunger and sleeping at night

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fhqwhgads
05/18/20 12:57:01 AM
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I bet everyone in here talking shit uses Amazon though.

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Pythagorass
05/18/20 12:57:45 AM
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RoadsterUFO posted...
Hating Jeff Bezos and wanting to extort the wealth that he generated internationally in an effort to distribute it primarily among white Amer
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Scully87
05/18/20 12:59:14 AM
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He needs around $900 billion more before hes a trillionaire.

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Oatcakes
05/18/20 12:59:43 AM
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fhqwhgads posted...
I bet everyone in here talking shit uses Amazon though.


Someone post that "yet you participate" comic
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twitterfriends
05/18/20 1:01:59 AM
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Can you really be proud of being the world's richest when your workers are saying they're breaking so many labor laws, just a thought.

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Pythagorass
05/18/20 1:02:55 AM
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RoadsterUFO posted...
Child labor laws are running this country.
Oh I guess it's ok then
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twitterfriends
05/18/20 1:04:16 AM
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And so many edgy posts about he's not a trillionaire blah blah, it's just stock value blah blah blah, the headline is still true, he's outpacing every other billionaire and will probably will be the first trillionaire

That is more wealth than many nations combined.

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OwlRammer
05/18/20 1:10:28 AM
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Spooking posted...
Not only is he rich, he's buff as fuck. Big gains = big bucks? Maybe!
is the opposite true also? brb working out

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RAAAWWWRRR
05/18/20 1:12:13 AM
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Mezcla posted...
Anyway I'm waiting for my unemployment check.

I love America!
Same. Now I receive more $$$ than actually working.

I love America!

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