Current Events > Lets be real, trump would destroy any other president in a fight besides teddy

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Awesome
05/14/20 9:52:58 PM
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Dude is built like a tank, he has that nyc power going for him.
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TendoDRM
05/14/20 9:53:52 PM
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He would have a massive heart attack while thinking about throwing his first punch.

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Hambo the Hog
05/14/20 9:54:12 PM
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He dodged the draft out of mercy for the other side.

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lordofmud
05/14/20 9:54:39 PM
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He's made out of Pudding

JFK drops him like a bitch and then bangs Melania.


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Peeonidas
05/14/20 9:55:28 PM
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Is this a joke? He's fat, he's not a tank. Multiple presidents were decorated veterans, and others fought as a hobby. This is crazy

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Awesome
05/14/20 9:55:45 PM
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Lol trump is on lipitor, hes fine
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FaultyGourry
05/14/20 9:55:47 PM
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Awesome posted...
Dude is built like a tank
A tank made of butter.

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Panthera
05/14/20 9:55:56 PM
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He's a fat 73 year old.

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Funkydog
05/14/20 9:56:21 PM
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I laughed out loud and think I woke my neighbours.

Thanks.

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Bluebomber182
05/14/20 9:56:42 PM
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hes literally jabba the hutt un a suit

the fat fuck would get his ass kicked in a heartbeat
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DrizztLink
05/14/20 9:56:57 PM
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Awesome posted...
Lol trump is on lipitor, hes fine
Lipitor, the ultimate performance enhancement drug

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Tyranthraxus
05/14/20 9:56:58 PM
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Remember that time the secret service had to protect the assassin from the president? Good times.

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008Zulu
05/14/20 9:57:38 PM
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President Bone Spurs, win a fight?

What are you smoking, and where can I buy some?

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eston
05/14/20 9:58:59 PM
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muchdran
05/14/20 10:00:09 PM
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Biden vs trump I seriously can't wait. We need the debates
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Secretly
05/14/20 10:00:42 PM
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Might be the stupidest topic of the week
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lordofmud
05/14/20 10:00:46 PM
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eston posted...
Abraham Lincoln would kick the ever living shit out of him

http://m.fightland.vice.com/blog/the-street-fighting-life-of-abraham-lincoln
+1

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dj1200
05/14/20 10:03:32 PM
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eston posted...
Abraham Lincoln would kick the ever living shit out of him

http://m.fightland.vice.com/blog/the-street-fighting-life-of-abraham-lincoln

this, abe was tallaf. he could just hang back hit him with jabs.

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BettyWhite
05/14/20 10:04:01 PM
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Even Jimmy Carter tires his fatass out before dropping him.

About the only president he could have a chance against is wheel chair bound FDR.

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KiwiTerraRizing
05/14/20 10:04:32 PM
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Trump is obese and has zero muscle tone.

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FabIemaster
05/14/20 10:05:40 PM
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I don't think Trump has ever lifted an arm past his waist let alone throw a punch.

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Ocron83
05/14/20 10:06:35 PM
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Trump is a blob

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fusespliff
05/14/20 10:06:54 PM
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BettyWhite posted...
Even Jimmy Carter tires his fatass out before dropping him.

About the only president he could have a chance against is wheel chair bound FDR.

Nah, FDR just has to wheel over Trumps foot and he'll instantly run to Twitter to cry to the other loons

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Darmik
05/14/20 10:07:26 PM
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I think Trump would literally sob if someone punched him.

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Sonic Cannon
05/14/20 10:08:17 PM
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FabIemaster posted...
I don't think Trump has ever lifted an arm past his waist let alone throw a punch.
This is obviously false. He lifts food up to his mouth

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