Current Events > $1,000,000(untaxed), but all non-human primates gain 300 IQ points

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MariaFarmer 05/13/20 11:09:11 PM #1:	Deal or no deal --- https://youtu.be/peMIHK87e6w https://youtu.be/Hkh86BgsQKg https://youtu.be/Fi_x090LGO8 https://tinyurl.com/y83q2jv4 <cite>MariaFarmer posted [p:939121278] in $1,000,000... [t:78686715]...</cite> <quote>Deal or no deal</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FabIemaster 05/13/20 11:10:06 PM #2:	Deal. Gotta have something lined up for June 2020. --- The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. <cite>FabIemaster posted [p:939121326] in $1,000,000... [t:78686715]...</cite> <quote>Deal. Gotta have something lined up for June 2020. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheMikh 05/13/20 11:10:36 PM #3:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcP91tQ4ZSM --- https://imgur.com/A0TAfek <cite>TheMikh posted [p:939121348] in $1,000,000... [t:78686715]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcP91tQ4ZSM </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxington 05/13/20 11:10:44 PM #4:	--- b-bb-box <cite>boxington posted [p:939121356] in $1,000,000... [t:78686715]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HBKick18 05/13/20 11:12:05 PM #5:	idk if a million would be that much fun while we turn into planet of the apes --- Proud fan of the worst team in American professional sports history: the Chicago Cubs. <cite>HBKick18 posted [p:939121413] in $1,000,000... [t:78686715]...</cite> <quote>idk if a million would be that much fun while we turn into planet of the apes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
1337toothbrush 05/13/20 11:15:45 PM #6:	A million dollars and more fuck buddies?! Where's the downside? --- https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/261-politics/78252375/931554955 https://imgur.com/a/FU9H8 - https://imgur.com/ZkQRDsR - https://imgur.com/2x2gtgP <cite>1337toothbrush posted [p:939121547] in $1,000,000... [t:78686715]...</cite> <quote>A million dollars and more fuck buddies?! Where's the downside? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Verdekal 05/13/20 11:39:42 PM #7:	Apes together, strong. --- Don't tease the octopus, kids! <cite>Verdekal posted [p:939122564] in $1,000,000... [t:78686715]...</cite> <quote>Apes together, strong. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
xmenhavok 05/13/20 11:42:38 PM #8:	Yea, so which animal you think is going to enslave or exterminate us? My money is on squirrel. <cite>xmenhavok posted [p:939122663] in $1,000,000... [t:78686715]...</cite> <quote>Yea, so which animal you think is going to enslave or exterminate us? My money is on squirrel. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IfGodCouldDie 05/13/20 11:44:23 PM #9:	xmenhavok posted... Yea, so which animal you think is going to enslave or exterminate us? My money is on squirrel. Squirrels aren't primates --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:939122725] in $1,000,000... [t:78686715]...</cite> <quote>xmenhavok posted... </cite> <quote>Yea, so which animal you think is going to enslave or exterminate us? My money is on squirrel.</quote>Squirrels aren't primates </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 05/13/20 11:44:36 PM #10:	xmenhavok posted... Yea, so which animal you think is going to enslave or exterminate us? My money is on squirrel. Since when are squirrels primates? I guess you'd have needed the IQ boost --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:939122731] in $1,000,000... [t:78686715]...</cite> <quote>xmenhavok posted... </cite> <quote>Yea, so which animal you think is going to enslave or exterminate us? My money is on squirrel.</quote>Since when are squirrels primates? I guess you'd have needed the IQ boost </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Number090684 05/13/20 11:45:34 PM #11:	No deal. The apes would fuck us up if they were that much smarter. We wouldn't even be able to match them in wit and considering how physically superior they already are to us we would be overthrown very quickly. --- US N Switch "Number" FC SW-3804-3177-9797 US PS3 / PS4 / PS Vita PSN: Number090684 <cite>Number090684 posted [p:939122762] in $1,000,000... [t:78686715]...</cite> <quote>No deal. The apes would fuck us up if they were that much smarter. We wouldn't even be able to match them in wit and considering how physically superior they already are to us we would be overthrown very quickly. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 05/13/20 11:48:33 PM #12:	sure. I always wished there was another intelligent species on this planet to live alongside us. it would be fun <cite>Zikten posted [p:939122869] in $1,000,000... [t:78686715]...</cite> <quote>sure. I always wished there was another intelligent species on this planet to live alongside us. it would be fun </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Number090684 05/13/20 11:53:38 PM #13:	Zikten posted... sure. I always wished there was another intelligent species on this planet to live alongside us. it would be fun lol It's cute that you think most of humanity would ever want to live side by side with another truly intelligent species. We can't even truly get along with others of our own species without exploiting and even destroying one another. --- US N Switch "Number" FC SW-3804-3177-9797 US PS3 / PS4 / PS Vita PSN: Number090684 <cite>Number090684 posted [p:939123028] in $1,000,000... [t:78686715]...</cite> <quote>Zikten posted... </cite> <quote>sure. I always wished there was another intelligent species on this planet to live alongside us. it would be fun</quote> lol It's cute that you think most of humanity would ever want to live side by side with another truly intelligent species. We can't even truly get along with others of our own species without exploiting and even destroying one another. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
xmenhavok 05/13/20 11:57:05 PM #14:	stone posted... Since when are squirrels primates? I guess you'd have needed the IQ boost No, just didn't read the question ass. <cite>xmenhavok posted [p:939123166] in $1,000,000... [t:78686715]...</cite> <quote>stone posted... </cite> <quote>Since when are squirrels primates? I guess you'd have needed the IQ boost</quote>No, just didn't read the question ass. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MariaFarmer 05/14/20 1:32:49 AM #15:	Number090684 posted... lol It's cute that you think most of humanity would ever want to live side by side with another truly intelligent species. We can't even truly get along with others of our own species without exploiting and even destroying one another. I would link to a video about the most brutal chimpanzees ever found, but even I cant stomach watching it. --- https://youtu.be/peMIHK87e6w https://youtu.be/Hkh86BgsQKg https://youtu.be/Fi_x090LGO8 https://tinyurl.com/y83q2jv4 <cite>MariaFarmer posted [p:939126376] in $1,000,000... [t:78686715]...</cite> <quote>Number090684 posted...</cite> <quote> lol It's cute that you think most of humanity would ever want to live side by side with another truly intelligent species. We can't even truly get along with others of our own species without exploiting and even destroying one another. </quote> I would link to a video about the most brutal chimpanzees ever found, but even I cant stomach watching it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
fhqwhgads 05/14/20 1:36:16 AM #16:	1337toothbrush posted... A million dollars and more fuck buddies?! Where's the downside? .... --- Everybody to the Limit you can't bxzwlads the fhqwhgads~spudger <cite>fhqwhgads posted [p:939126466] in $1,000,000... [t:78686715]...</cite> <quote>1337toothbrush posted... </cite> <quote>A million dollars and more fuck buddies?! Where's the downside?</quote>.... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pancake 05/14/20 1:39:35 AM #17:	deal. if they overthrow us, well, they have 300 iq, and they'll probably do better. --- https://imgur.com/u1wgDDH <cite>Pancake posted [p:939126569] in $1,000,000... [t:78686715]...</cite> <quote>deal. if they overthrow us, well, they have 300 iq, and they'll probably do better.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkProto05 05/14/20 1:41:50 AM #18:	No, it'll be the end of humans. --- Alpha Sapphire FC: 2552 5569 3267 <cite>DarkProto05 posted [p:939126624] in $1,000,000... [t:78686715]...</cite> <quote>No, it'll be the end of humans. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_School 05/14/20 1:42:21 AM #19:	Take the money easily. We already have all the guns. <cite>Blue_School posted [p:939126635] in $1,000,000... [t:78686715]...</cite> <quote>Take the money easily. We already have all the guns. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarkChozoGhost 05/14/20 2:13:37 AM #21:	It's also only IQ. While tribes would quickly reach our level of language use, humans surpass them in many other forms of intelligence. We'd be outclassed by certain metrics, but still dominate by other metrics. The infrastructure, weapons, and population advantages along with the above would help human remain supreme. Especially because the other primates would probably lose a lot of intelligence between generations. --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 <cite>DarkChozoGhost posted [p:939127440] in $1,000,000... [t:78686715]...</cite> <quote>It's also only IQ. While tribes would quickly reach our level of language use, humans surpass them in many other forms of intelligence. We'd be outclassed by certain metrics, but still dominate by other metrics. The infrastructure, weapons, and population advantages along with the above would help human remain supreme. Especially because the other primates would probably lose a lot of intelligence between generations. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 05/14/20 2:15:36 AM #22:	TC i'd like to know the origin of your username. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://i.imgtc.ws/Zl0aw6F.png <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:939127478] in $1,000,000... [t:78686715]...</cite> <quote>TC i'd like to know the origin of your username. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DD Divine 05/14/20 2:38:55 AM #23:	FabIemaster posted... Deal. Gotta have something lined up for June 2020. this came in to say this exactly --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. <cite>DD Divine posted [p:939127948] in $1,000,000... [t:78686715]...</cite> <quote>FabIemaster posted... </cite> <quote>Deal. Gotta have something lined up for June 2020.</quote> this came in to say this exactly </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Creep_2020 05/14/20 2:40:54 AM #24:	That would be spectacular. I could use the money to establish a private detective agency, and do private detective things with a hyper intelligent orangutan sidekick. --- Ring the bells that still can ring. <cite>The_Creep_2020 posted [p:939127997] in $1,000,000... [t:78686715]...</cite> <quote>That would be spectacular. I could use the money to establish a private detective agency, and do private detective things with a hyper intelligent orangutan sidekick. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BettyWhite 05/14/20 2:44:26 AM #25:	Apes lack the fine motor skills necessary to manipulate the majority of our technologies. So there likely wouldn't be any overthrowing of mankind. If we treated them well we could likely form a very productive partnership where we become the executors of their brilliance. --- Life is pain and misery beat skeet to asian street meat <cite>BettyWhite posted [p:939128065] in $1,000,000... [t:78686715]...</cite> <quote>Apes lack the fine motor skills necessary to manipulate the majority of our technologies. So there likely wouldn't be any overthrowing of mankind. If we treated them well we could likely form a very productive partnership where we become the executors of their brilliance. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gguirao 05/14/20 3:54:46 AM #26:	Deal. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>gguirao posted [p:939129500] in $1,000,000... [t:78686715]...</cite> <quote>Deal. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TerrifyingRei 05/14/20 3:57:05 AM #27:	aren't humans technically primates? i'm not up on my classifcations --- No faith in them, no faith in us. No fix for lifelong distrust. No faith in you, no faith in me. I gauge our fate on history. <cite>TerrifyingRei posted [p:939129547] in $1,000,000... [t:78686715]...</cite> <quote>aren't humans technically primates? i'm not up on my classifcations </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sweet_Melon 05/14/20 4:27:29 AM #28:	TerrifyingRei posted... aren't humans technically primates? i'm not up on my classifcations We are, that's why TC made the claim that all non-human primates get smarter. <cite>Sweet_Melon posted [p:939130055] in $1,000,000... [t:78686715]...</cite> <quote>TerrifyingRei posted... </cite> <quote>aren't humans technically primates? i'm not up on my classifcations</quote>We are, that's why TC made the claim that all non-human primates get smarter. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TreyFlowers 05/14/20 4:27:53 AM #29:	Win win --- Don't die for anything less than the best of life. <cite>TreyFlowers posted [p:939130061] in $1,000,000... [t:78686715]...</cite> <quote>Win win </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CADE FOSTER 05/14/20 4:32:53 AM #30:	planet of the apes they would def take over <cite>CADE FOSTER posted [p:939130171] in $1,000,000... [t:78686715]...</cite> <quote>planet of the apes they would def take over</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TerrifyingRei 05/14/20 5:04:08 AM #31:	Sweet_Melon posted... We are, that's why TC made the claim that all non-human primates get smarter. herpaderp completely missed that part in the title --- No faith in them, no faith in us. No fix for lifelong distrust. No faith in you, no faith in me. I gauge our fate on history. <cite>TerrifyingRei posted [p:939130727] in $1,000,000... [t:78686715]...</cite> <quote>Sweet_Melon posted... </cite> <quote>We are, that's why TC made the claim that all non-human primates get smarter.</quote>herpaderp completely missed that part in the title </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 05/14/20 6:04:23 AM #32:	Deal, we could benefit from gorilla soldiers <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:939131810] in $1,000,000... [t:78686715]...</cite> <quote>Deal, we could benefit from gorilla soldiers </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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