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OffTempo
05/09/20 12:55:34 PM
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For me it would be no killing children, the mentally disabled or pregnant women. Aside from that everyone is fair game. What about you guys?

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Fam_Fam
05/09/20 12:56:17 PM
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i'd get modded if i said who i would kill
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s0nicfan
05/09/20 12:56:45 PM
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What would you do if you killed your target but a child walked in and saw your face?

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Peeonidas
05/09/20 12:57:21 PM
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s0nicfan posted...
What would you do if you killed your target but a child walked in and saw your face?
amateur

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Turbam
05/09/20 12:57:47 PM
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I wouldn't kill any girls with nice feet

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yunalenne10
05/09/20 12:58:20 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OWdwiU1W7g

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R1masher
05/09/20 12:58:34 PM
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That the buyer would have to eat them after I kill them for free

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boxington
05/09/20 12:58:36 PM
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s0nicfan posted...
What would you do if you killed your target but a child walked in and saw your face?
pull a Guts

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red255
05/09/20 1:18:47 PM
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confused why you are having something as hypocritical as a moral code. I'd probably only kill assasins, for free, remotely via giving them cancer.
same as always.

who is putting out hits on children, the disabled and pregnant women? maybe pregnant women but the other two? you working for time travelers?

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Antifar
05/09/20 1:26:06 PM
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I only do the contract if it involves stealing people's clothes a la Hitman
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OffTempo
05/09/20 1:28:44 PM
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Fam_Fam posted...
i'd get modded if i said who i would kill
Not saying who youd kill just who you wouldnt kill

s0nicfan posted...
What would you do if you killed your target but a child walked in and saw your face?
1.) amateur move
2.) depends on how young and the method of killing. but I still wouldnt break the code. assassins have to be good at hiding

red255 posted...
confused why you are having something as hypocritical as a moral code. I'd probably only kill assasins, for free, remotely via giving them cancer.
same as always.

who is putting out hits on children, the disabled and pregnant women? maybe pregnant women but the other two? you working for time travelers?
people would put hits out on children for revenge on an ex or something. the world is an evil place there are probably some sickos who would want to kill the disabled. or maybe they werent always disabled and worked with the hirer before but the job got botched and as a result they became disabled and the hirer wants revenge. lots of possibilities

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OffTempo
05/09/20 1:30:31 PM
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Turbam posted...
I wouldn't kill any girls with nice feet
What if they're evil. How would you know if they have nice feet or not?

Antifar posted...
I only do the contract if it involves stealing people's clothes a la Hitman
so like you kill them and steal their clothes?

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Antifar
05/09/20 1:31:25 PM
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OffTempo posted...

so like you kill them and steal their clothes?


No I mean I knock other people out and steal their clothes in order to get to the target.
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Alteres
05/09/20 1:32:42 PM
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OffTempo posted...


so like you kill them and steal their clothes?
I mean, it's what I do in every Bethesda game...

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DrizztLink
05/09/20 1:32:54 PM
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Pitlord_Special
05/09/20 1:34:29 PM
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I'd kill anyone for the right price but donate most of the money to charity.

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OffTempo
05/09/20 1:35:43 PM
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Antifar posted...
No I mean I knock other people out and steal their clothes in order to get to the target.
unless there are guards i dont see why you would need to knock anyone out but live out that fantasy my g no shade
Alteres posted...
I mean, it's what I do in every Bethesda game...
i only steal their clothes if its something I like

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OffTempo
05/09/20 1:38:41 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Pull a Mr. Right and kill the people who hire me.
Well would you still kill the target? You're gonna need to make that money somehow.

Pitlord_Special posted...
I'd kill anyone for the right price but donate most of the money to charity.
Respect

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Laserion
05/09/20 1:39:21 PM
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What if the point is to eliminate an unwanted heir to a position, like a child prince or a pregnant queen?
Do you send them to the dungeon until they are 18?
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OffTempo
05/09/20 1:45:00 PM
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Laserion posted...
What if the point is to eliminate an unwanted heir to a position, like a child prince or a pregnant queen?
Do you send them to the dungeon until they are 18?
I wouldnt kill the kid until they're 18. I'd give the queen a short grace period after shes given birth then lights out. Logically a kid couldn't be the king right away so when he's 18 and old enough to claim the throne, lights out.

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Anteaterking
05/09/20 1:49:04 PM
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The_Korey
05/09/20 1:53:41 PM
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No innocents. Horrible business practice for a realistic assassin, I know, but that's the best I got. Don't kare about age/gender/ect, just prove they have it komming and it's done.

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OffTempo
05/09/20 1:59:38 PM
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The_Korey posted...
No innocents. Horrible business practice for a realistic assassin, I know, but that's the best I got. Don't kare about age/gender/ect, just prove they have it komming and it's done.
Business wise terrible but I guess it'll always allow you to have no regrets.

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boxington
05/09/20 2:01:59 PM
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depending on my skills, I would only kill rats and strategically place them around the target's home for maximum confusion and terror

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DigitalCamera
05/09/20 2:05:10 PM
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boxington posted...
depending on my skills, I would only kill rats and strategically place them around the target's home for maximum confusion and terror
They would just think its a cat. You'll get better results with something like.....giraffes.

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OffTempo
05/09/20 2:07:18 PM
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^ What?

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Evening_Dragon
05/09/20 2:08:10 PM
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people I don't like

lmao

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boxington
05/09/20 2:08:21 PM
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DigitalCamera posted...
They would just think its a cat. You'll get better results with something like.....giraffes.

*strokes chin*

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coinstarcad
05/09/20 2:17:24 PM
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Take out all targets and witnesses. Hit chandeliers to make them drop and look like accident.
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Guerrilla Soldier
05/09/20 2:21:23 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx9RWp5WK4M


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Tenlaar
05/09/20 2:26:01 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx9RWp5WK4M
Leon was sexist, it's 2020 and the industry shouldn't be accepting of people with those kinds of attitudes any more!
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MKScorpion
05/09/20 2:26:31 PM
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If I am an assassin im wacking whoever my client wants dead so long as they have the money. I would take no pleasure in it however there is no point in drawing some imaginary line in the sand pretending like its ok to kill some people for money and not others and miss out on a job.
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The_Korey
05/09/20 2:31:52 PM
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boxington posted...
depending on my skills, I would only kill rats and strategically place them around the target's home for maximum confusion and terror

DigitalCamera posted...
They would just think its a cat. You'll get better results with something like.....giraffes.

This needs to be I thing. I want to see a movie featuring this.


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