Current Events > She approaches you and says ''Hey, I had a sex dream about you last night''
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ssj3vegeta 05/07/20 8:58:25 PM #1: |
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Bananana 05/07/20 8:58:54 PM #2: |
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PIITB415 05/07/20 8:59:33 PM #3: |
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OffTempo 05/07/20 8:59:53 PM #4: |
I'd ask her how since we've never met until now but to come walk with me and explain what went down
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-Kush- 05/07/20 9:01:43 PM #5: |
She never fucked on the first night until she met me.
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SSJGrimReaper 05/07/20 9:02:55 PM #6: |
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R1masher 05/07/20 9:04:26 PM #7: |
Tell her that inappropriate since shes my fathers wife
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Biscotti 05/07/20 9:04:45 PM #8: |
That's why she has carpet burns on her knees.
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Keith_Valentine 05/07/20 9:09:16 PM #9: |
Id tell her i have diarrhea and i dont trust my farts atm.
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Shelhamer92 05/07/20 9:10:36 PM #10: |
https://media.giphy.com/media/FxXMYXJyeB3rO/giphy.gif
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MrKapowski 05/07/20 9:25:47 PM #11: |
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Damn_Underscore 05/07/20 9:27:26 PM #12: |
"Excuse me miss, I'm trying to take a picture here, you're getting in the way"
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uwnim 05/07/20 9:30:19 PM #13: |
I would be incredibly creeped out. Like I've never seen her before. I she some sort of stalker? Am I in danger?
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Stagmar 05/07/20 10:03:53 PM #14: |
Was I a huge disappointment?
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BudDupree48 05/07/20 10:04:37 PM #15: |
MrKapowski posted...
Yikes Nice meme --- BANG BANG STEELER GANG ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KiwiTerraRizing 05/07/20 10:04:41 PM #16: |
Hopefully she ate my ass in the dream
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cmiller4642 05/07/20 10:05:17 PM #17: |
I'd give her a pamphlet on why premarital sex is bad
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KillerKhan420 05/07/20 10:10:12 PM #18: |
Listen, if you've had a woman tell you she had a dream about you recently, she won't mention sex, but it's a given she did. They won't outright tell you that you banged in dream though, that's stupid.
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ssj3vegeta2 05/08/20 11:12:32 AM #19: |
LoI
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