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Doom_Art
05/06/20 4:13:14 PM
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...it's due in like an hour and I never even started

Plus I spent all the money on other stuff

What do I do

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FabIemaster
05/06/20 4:13:52 PM
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fake it til u make it fam

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cmiller4642
05/06/20 4:14:30 PM
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Tell him the results are still pending and you need an additional $10,000,000

Then move out of the country
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HotLap
05/06/20 4:15:26 PM
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Shove a bunch of light energy in dark purple dye and hope they dont notice.

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Questionmarktarius
05/06/20 4:15:40 PM
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Copy/paste from wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_energy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weakly_interacting_massive_particles

Then, slap a bunch of random greek letters of various sizes at the end. Nobody's going to actually look at it.
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Webmaster4531
05/06/20 4:19:30 PM
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Doom_Art posted...
...it's due in like an hour and I never even started

Plus I spent all the money on other stuff

What do I do
Dark Energy is a friend of mine, how much of the money is left?
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dummy420
05/06/20 4:30:36 PM
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Tell him it was to dark for you to see and give him a shoulder shrug.

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Turbam
05/06/20 4:31:23 PM
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I've got some dark energy at home, I can send it over when I get off work

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Touch
05/06/20 4:32:18 PM
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Delirious_Beard
05/06/20 4:33:26 PM
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that's it? geez i wish i had shit that easy hanging over my head

i got a 100 word essay due next decade and wouldn't wish it on anyone

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kayoticdreamz
05/06/20 4:33:39 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Copy/paste from wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_energy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weakly_interacting_massive_particles

Then, slap a bunch of random greek letters of various sizes at the end. Nobody's going to actually look at it.

I'm sure someone somewhere has done this for a million dollar research grant
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