Current Events > I don't get the appeal for car sex...

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Austin_Era_II 05/06/20 12:07:54 PM #1:	And I don't mean literally trying to fuck your car Turbam!! <_< Anyways I've done it around 3-4 times in my life and it's just annoying. Too cramped. Not talking about SUVs or vans. Just a standard size car. Just not overall enjoyable. --- No. of days without watching porn: 2 Best record: 3 days <cite>Austin_Era_II posted [p:938702366] in I don't ge... [t:78663070]...</cite> <quote>And I don't mean literally trying to fuck your car Turbam!! <_< Anyways I've done it around 3-4 times in my life and it's just annoying. Too cramped. Not talking about SUVs or vans. Just a standard size car. Just not overall enjoyable. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Old NoiseTank 05/06/20 12:09:35 PM #2:	on top of the car is the only option --- Grim Reaper: "Your time has come" Xsquader: "sir whats your badge number?" <cite>Old NoiseTank posted [p:938702450] in I don't ge... [t:78663070]...</cite> <quote>on top of the car is the only option </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scully87 05/06/20 12:09:35 PM #3:	I dont see the appeal now that I have my own home, but when youre 18* and still live at home its a necessity. --- I am error <cite>Scully87 posted [p:938702451] in I don't ge... [t:78663070]...</cite> <quote>I dont see the appeal now that I have my own home, but when youre 18* and still live at home its a necessity. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 05/06/20 12:10:10 PM #4:	the potential thrill of forgetting to set the parking brake and accidentally bumping the gear shift? how about the fetish of contorting strangely and throwing out your back? --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:938702477] in I don't ge... [t:78663070]...</cite> <quote>the potential thrill of forgetting to set the parking brake and accidentally bumping the gear shift? how about the fetish of contorting strangely and throwing out your back? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Target 05/06/20 12:10:18 PM #5:	--- https://imgur.com/JXxiPHm https://imgur.com/JXxiPHm <cite>Blue_Target posted [p:938702483] in I don't ge... [t:78663070]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Politics 05/06/20 12:10:57 PM #7:	There isn't really any appeal but when you are a teenager and can't fuck in your parents house you have limited options. I lost my virginity in my car in high school. --- (= <cite>Politics posted [p:938702519] in I don't ge... [t:78663070]...</cite> <quote>There isn't really any appeal but when you are a teenager and can't fuck in your parents house you have limited options. I lost my virginity in my car in high school. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tequilawhatitdo 05/06/20 12:12:20 PM #8:	Best was when I was driving on the interstate. That was a rush. --- http://www.abload.de/img/untitled-4fgojx.gif - #1 P4P Nachos = $3, Nachos con queso = $5, Champion Dos Nachos = Priceless <cite>Tequilawhatitdo posted [p:938702594] in I don't ge... [t:78663070]...</cite> <quote>Best was when I was driving on the interstate. That was a rush. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Austin_Era_II 05/06/20 12:13:43 PM #9:	Tequilawhatitdo posted... Best was when I was driving on the interstate. That was a rush. Was it like that Mr Bean episode when he's trying to get dressed in his car? Someone's feet gotta do the steering? How can you concentrate on 2 things at once? --- No. of days without watching porn: 2 Best record: 3 days <cite>Austin_Era_II posted [p:938702652] in I don't ge... [t:78663070]...</cite> <quote>Tequilawhatitdo posted... </cite> <quote>Best was when I was driving on the interstate. That was a rush.</quote> Was it like that Mr Bean episode when he's trying to get dressed in his car? Someone's feet gotta do the steering? How can you concentrate on 2 things at once? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tired-Insomniac 05/06/20 12:14:00 PM #10:	My friend hooked up with some girl in high school who used his shifter as a dildo when they had car sex --- "I like turtles" <cite>Tired-Insomniac posted [p:938702663] in I don't ge... [t:78663070]...</cite> <quote>My friend hooked up with some girl in high school who used his shifter as a dildo when they had car sex </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aressar 05/06/20 12:16:05 PM #11:	It's kinda like shower sex, in the sense that the thought of it might be arousing if you've never done it, while in reality it's actually very uncomfortable and inconvenient. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. <cite>Aressar posted [p:938702784] in I don't ge... [t:78663070]...</cite> <quote>It's kinda like shower sex, in the sense that the thought of it might be arousing if you've never done it, while in reality it's actually very uncomfortable and inconvenient. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Austin_Era_II 05/06/20 12:16:17 PM #12:	The part that really annoyed me was looking around to make sure nobody walked by. --- No. of days without watching porn: 2 Best record: 3 days <cite>Austin_Era_II posted [p:938702797] in I don't ge... [t:78663070]...</cite> <quote>The part that really annoyed me was looking around to make sure nobody walked by. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Austin_Era_II 05/06/20 12:17:01 PM #13:	Aressar posted... It's kinda like shower sex, in the sense that the thought of it might be arousing if you've never done it, while in reality it's actually very uncomfortable and inconvenient. Yeah this too. On tv/movies they make it look so good. Mile high club seems dumb too. I won't even bother. --- No. of days without watching porn: 2 Best record: 3 days <cite>Austin_Era_II posted [p:938702833] in I don't ge... [t:78663070]...</cite> <quote>Aressar posted... </cite> <quote>It's kinda like shower sex, in the sense that the thought of it might be arousing if you've never done it, while in reality it's actually very uncomfortable and inconvenient.</quote> Yeah this too. On tv/movies they make it look so good. Mile high club seems dumb too. I won't even bother. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tired-Insomniac 05/06/20 12:18:13 PM #14:	Aressar posted... It's kinda like shower sex, in the sense that the thought of it might be arousing if you've never done it, while in reality it's actually very uncomfortable and inconvenient. This and pool sex Water is an awful lubricant --- "I like turtles" <cite>Tired-Insomniac posted [p:938702905] in I don't ge... [t:78663070]...</cite> <quote>Aressar posted... </cite> <quote>It's kinda like shower sex, in the sense that the thought of it might be arousing if you've never done it, while in reality it's actually very uncomfortable and inconvenient.</quote> This and pool sex Water is an awful lubricant </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tequilawhatitdo 05/06/20 12:39:42 PM #15:	Austin_Era_II posted... Was it like that Mr Bean episode when he's trying to get dressed in his car? Someone's feet gotta do the steering? How can you concentrate on 2 things at once? hahaha it was actually really easy! My wife, my girlfriend at the time, just hopped on me while I drove. Facing me. So I could still see the road, steer, pedal, etc. --- http://www.abload.de/img/untitled-4fgojx.gif - #1 P4P Nachos = $3, Nachos con queso = $5, Champion Dos Nachos = Priceless <cite>Tequilawhatitdo posted [p:938704070] in I don't ge... [t:78663070]...</cite> <quote>Austin_Era_II posted... </cite> <quote>Was it like that Mr Bean episode when he's trying to get dressed in his car? Someone's feet gotta do the steering? How can you concentrate on 2 things at once?</quote> hahaha it was actually really easy! My wife, my girlfriend at the time, just hopped on me while I drove. Facing me. So I could still see the road, steer, pedal, etc. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guerrilla Soldier 05/06/20 1:49:47 PM #16:	sometimes you just watch to watch two machines with wheels get it on --- Disclaimer: There's a good chance the above post could be sarcasm. Die-hard Oakland A's fan --- Keep the A's in Oakland! <cite>Guerrilla Soldier posted [p:938708191] in I don't ge... [t:78663070]...</cite> <quote>sometimes you just watch to watch two machines with wheels get it on </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman 05/06/20 1:52:21 PM #17:	it's the appeal of getting caught. my favorite was the time a girl led me into the ladies room at the movie theaters and we did it in the stall. --- Now playing: Persona 5 (ps4) R3make (xb1) <cite>SauI_Goodman posted [p:938708347] in I don't ge... [t:78663070]...</cite> <quote>it's the appeal of getting caught. my favorite was the time a girl led me into the ladies room at the movie theaters and we did it in the stall. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
g980 05/06/20 1:57:04 PM #18:	Aressar posted... It's kinda like shower sex, in the sense that the thought of it might be arousing if you've never done it, while in reality it's actually very uncomfortable and inconvenient. Shower sex is no different than any standing sex, just warmer Get started outside and dont blast her cooch with water and it shouldnt be a problem --- These old bones live to learn her wanton ways: (I measure time by how a body sways). <cite>g980 posted [p:938708630] in I don't ge... [t:78663070]...</cite> <quote>Aressar posted... </cite> <quote>It's kinda like shower sex, in the sense that the thought of it might be arousing if you've never done it, while in reality it's actually very uncomfortable and inconvenient.</quote> Shower sex is no different than any standing sex, just warmer Get started outside and dont blast her cooch with water and it shouldnt be a problem </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
synth_real 05/06/20 2:17:27 PM #19:	The trick to car sex is not to really have sex in the car. You open the door and bend over the seat. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil <cite>synth_real posted [p:938709896] in I don't ge... [t:78663070]...</cite> <quote>The trick to car sex is not to really have sex in the car. You open the door and bend over the seat. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 05/06/20 3:21:50 PM #20:	g980 posted... Shower sex is no different than any standing sex, just warmer Get started outside and dont blast her cooch with water and it shouldnt be a problem bullshit, because my floor isn't covered in running water. nothing like going to the ER with a concussion and having to explain you got it when you found out the soap dish cant support a girls weight... --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:938713614] in I don't ge... [t:78663070]...</cite> <quote>g980 posted... </cite> <quote>Shower sex is no different than any standing sex, just warmer Get started outside and dont blast her cooch with water and it shouldnt be a problem</quote>bullshit, because my floor isn't covered in running water. nothing like going to the ER with a concussion and having to explain you got it when you found out the soap dish cant support a girls weight... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeoShadowhen 05/06/20 3:28:44 PM #21:	All the times Ive had car sex it was out of necessity. It was never considered when another option was available. <cite>NeoShadowhen posted [p:938714013] in I don't ge... [t:78663070]...</cite> <quote>All the times Ive had car sex it was out of necessity. It was never considered when another option was available. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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