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Malcrasternus 04/26/20 4:12:38 AM #1: |
Choose wisely. The world hangs upon your decision here.
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Whereas other path leads to the perfect dump, every single time. No negatives exist in this world, when it comes to pooping. You are free to eat whatever you want, whenever you want, however you want. Nothing phases your faultless digestive system, so long as the body recognizes it as sustenance. Afterwards, you are treated to the perfect dump, where bad shitter sessions are a relic - a bad memory - that further fades from time as you partake in bowel movements described only in song. No mess, no uphill battles, no negotiations to higher powers that likely cursed you in the first place. The movement is as much calming for your body, as it is your soul. --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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darkprince45 04/26/20 4:14:17 AM #2: |
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NOM 04/26/20 4:16:18 AM #3: |
Can I get a playlist of those songs?
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Malcrasternus 04/26/20 4:30:58 AM #4: |
Nine people have chosen a very narrow path.
Their poor colons. --- 4/15/1951 - 3/18/2014 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Iodine 04/26/20 4:36:17 AM #5: |
Malcrasternus posted...
Nine people have chosen a very narrow path.I use fiber supplements so my shits are pretty good. --- In Belichick we Trust ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Blue_Dream87 04/26/20 5:37:58 AM #6: |
Throw in a free bidet and I'll take the dumps
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treewojima 04/26/20 5:41:05 AM #7: |
Blue_Dream87 posted...
Throw in a free bidet and I'll take the dumps Silly goose, a perfect dump leaves your bunghole clean every time ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Marmitecashews 04/26/20 6:11:45 AM #8: |
Would everyone get monthly stimulus checks, or just me?
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