Current Events > The the perfect girl but she screams out utterly bizarre things during sex.

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UnfairRepresent 04/25/20 8:47:48 AM #1:	Could you date her? Yes No Could you date her? - Results (5 votes) Yes 100% (5 votes) 5 No 0% (0 votes) 0 She's in every way what you imagine the perfect girl to be from apperance to personality to career except for the fact that when she has sex she just sort of screams and squeals out whatever stream of consciousness is going through her head. So you'll be going at it and suddenly she'll cry out "Ride me! For I am your noble steed!" And start making loud horse noises. Or she'll suddenly start screaming out the stratergy for how to beat The Bed of Chaos in Dark Souls because she was playing it earlier and it's on her mind. Or she'll suddenly start listing off all your failings as a person once you start getting close. Or she'll squeal what clothes she wants to keep and what she needs to rid of. "The Red one! The Red one! I like the DREEEEEESSS!" Then she'll cry out historical details of The Treaty of Versailles when she orgasms. And it's different every time. https://i.imgur.com/FO6SxWO.png This isn't intentional, she can't control it or stop it but it always happens. It's just a mental tick that kicks in when she's sexually excited. Almost like a very intense yet specific variation of Tourette syndrome. Could you date her? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:938055544] in The the pe... [t:78623843]...</cite> <quote> Could you date her? Yes No Vote View Results Could you date her? - Results (5 votes) Yes 100% (5 votes) 5 No 0% (0 votes) 0 Show Voting Form She's in every way what you imagine the perfect girl to be from apperance to personality to career except for the fact that when she has sex she just sort of screams and squeals out whatever stream of consciousness is going through her head. So you'll be going at it and suddenly she'll cry out "Ride me! For I am your noble steed!" And start making loud horse noises. Or she'll suddenly start screaming out the stratergy for how to beat The Bed of Chaos in Dark Souls because she was playing it earlier and it's on her mind. Or she'll suddenly start listing off all your failings as a person once you start getting close. Or she'll squeal what clothes she wants to keep and what she needs to rid of. "The Red one! The Red one! I like the DREEEEEESSS!" Then she'll cry out historical details of The Treaty of Versailles when she orgasms. And it's different every time. https://i.imgur.com/FO6SxWO.png This isn't intentional, she can't control it or stop it but it always happens. It's just a mental tick that kicks in when she's sexually excited. Almost like a very intense yet specific variation of Tourette syndrome. Could you date her?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
yunalenne10 04/25/20 8:54:54 AM #2:	No downside at all, tbqh. --- "The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it." - Rule 43 <cite>yunalenne10 posted [p:938055713] in The the pe... [t:78623843]...</cite> <quote>No downside at all, tbqh. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JuanCarlos1 04/25/20 8:56:37 AM #3:	Think I just found a new fetish. --- Mas dicen, que en las dimensiones de nuestro ser... hay muchos detalles por conocer... <cite>JuanCarlos1 posted [p:938055759] in The the pe... [t:78623843]...</cite> <quote>Think I just found a new fetish. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AloofHermit 04/25/20 8:59:39 AM #4:	JuanCarlos1 posted... Think I just found a new fetish. --- Steam/PSN:AloofHermit http://error1355.com/ce/Gunpo.html <cite>AloofHermit posted [p:938055839] in The the pe... [t:78623843]...</cite> <quote>JuanCarlos1 posted... </cite> <quote>Think I just found a new fetish.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FabIemaster 04/25/20 9:00:31 AM #5:	yunalenne10 posted... No downside at all, tbqh. JuanCarlos1 posted... Think I just found a new fetish. --- The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. <cite>FabIemaster posted [p:938055861] in The the pe... [t:78623843]...</cite> <quote>yunalenne10 posted... </cite> <quote>No downside at all, tbqh.</quote> JuanCarlos1 posted... </cite> <quote>Think I just found a new fetish.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lairen 04/25/20 9:02:36 AM #6:	If a girl is truly a 10 in the looks department a guy will put up with her other shit for years..... --- When it rains, it pours. <cite>Lairen posted [p:938055925] in The the pe... [t:78623843]...</cite> <quote>If a girl is truly a 10 in the looks department a guy will put up with her other shit for years..... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gamerguymass 04/25/20 9:24:23 AM #7:	NGL, but having a chick scream out "Ride me! For I am your noble steed!" during the middle of sex would be pretty hot. --- Now Playing: "The Hunt for the Two Missing Nintendo 64 Games" An expansion came out, but I'm still a third of the way through! <cite>Gamerguymass posted [p:938056530] in The the pe... [t:78623843]...</cite> <quote>NGL, but having a chick scream out "Ride me! For I am your noble steed!" during the middle of sex would be pretty hot. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrResetti 04/25/20 9:28:27 AM #8:	"Don't stop. Our strategy is to provide work environments, products, services and solutions that make productive and efficient use of resources as we strive to achieve our vision. Don't stop" --- https://imgur.com/GRZEGPm https://imgur.com/OeMgQZT <cite>MrResetti posted [p:938056664] in The the pe... [t:78623843]...</cite> <quote>"Don't stop. Our strategy is to provide work environments, products, services and solutions that make productive and efficient use of resources as we strive to achieve our vision. Don't stop" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkChozoGhost 04/25/20 9:36:32 AM #9:	Like when Ron Burgundy shouted "Knights of Columbus that hurt!" --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 <cite>DarkChozoGhost posted [p:938056914] in The the pe... [t:78623843]...</cite> <quote>Like when Ron Burgundy shouted "Knights of Columbus that hurt!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 04/25/20 9:37:40 AM #10:	Gamerguymass posted... NGL, but having a chick scream out "Ride me! For I am your noble steed!" during the middle of sex would be pretty hot. What about the horse noises though --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:938056947] in The the pe... [t:78623843]...</cite> <quote>Gamerguymass posted... </cite> <quote>NGL, but having a chick scream out "Ride me! For I am your noble steed!" during the middle of sex would be pretty hot.</quote>What about the horse noises though </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 04/25/20 9:38:04 AM #11:	is she perfectly ok with you laughing when she does? --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:938056965] in The the pe... [t:78623843]...</cite> <quote>is she perfectly ok with you laughing when she does? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
im not 13 04/25/20 9:38:20 AM #12:	The perfect girl will have a huge mansion where we can ** as loud as we want without anyone hearing (or people hearing whatever) --- http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m510t9eNw71r2yd8o.jpg <cite>im not 13 posted [p:938056975] in The the pe... [t:78623843]...</cite> <quote>The perfect girl will have a huge mansion where we can ** as loud as we want without anyone hearing (or people hearing whatever) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken_Butt 04/25/20 9:38:50 AM #13:	The the --- Cluck. <cite>Chicken_Butt posted [p:938056988] in The the pe... [t:78623843]...</cite> <quote>The the </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 04/25/20 9:52:51 AM #14:	monkmith posted... is she perfectly ok with you laughing when she does? I think you would hurt her feelings but she's probably used to everyone laughing at her by now --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:938057484] in The the pe... [t:78623843]...</cite> <quote>monkmith posted...</cite> <quote>is she perfectly ok with you laughing when she does? </quote> I think you would hurt her feelings but she's probably used to everyone laughing at her by now</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrResetti 04/25/20 9:53:56 AM #15:	UnfairRepresent posted... I think you would hurt her feelings but she's probably used to everyone laughing at her by now Pfft, the perfect girl is a virgin for CE --- https://imgur.com/GRZEGPm https://imgur.com/OeMgQZT <cite>MrResetti posted [p:938057521] in The the pe... [t:78623843]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>I think you would hurt her feelings but she's probably used to everyone laughing at her by now</quote>Pfft, the perfect girl is a virgin for CE </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 04/25/20 11:03:32 AM #16:	im not 13 posted... The perfect girl will have a huge mansion where we can ** as loud as we want without anyone hearing (or people hearing whatever) So Lara Croft? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:938060190] in The the pe... [t:78623843]...</cite> <quote>im not 13 posted...</cite> <quote>The perfect girl will have a huge mansion where we can ** as loud as we want without anyone hearing (or people hearing whatever) </quote> So Lara Croft?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SquantoZ 04/25/20 11:05:07 AM #17:	yunalenne10 posted... No downside at all, tbqh. JuanCarlos1 posted... Think I just found a new fetish. --- "Context Matters" <cite>SquantoZ posted [p:938060262] in The the pe... [t:78623843]...</cite> <quote>yunalenne10 posted... </cite> <quote>No downside at all, tbqh.</quote> JuanCarlos1 posted... </cite> <quote>Think I just found a new fetish.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 04/25/20 11:08:21 AM #18:	I find the Treaty of Versailles so fascinating. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:938060413] in The the pe... [t:78623843]...</cite> <quote>I find the Treaty of Versailles so fascinating. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 04/25/20 11:14:15 AM #19:	Shotgunnova posted... I find the Treaty of Versailles so fascinating. Me too actually. I feel like it's an underdiscussed piece of world history, it pretty much set up the events of the modern world. And no one talks about it. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:938060673] in The the pe... [t:78623843]...</cite> <quote>Shotgunnova posted...</cite> <quote>I find the Treaty of Versailles so fascinating. </quote> Me too actually. I feel like it's an underdiscussed piece of world history, it pretty much set up the events of the modern world. And no one talks about it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PIITB415 04/25/20 11:21:15 AM #20:	JuanCarlos1 posted... Think I just found a new fetish. --- https://imgur.com/VawbBVM https://imgur.com/6Si4h <cite>PIITB415 posted [p:938060957] in The the pe... [t:78623843]...</cite> <quote>JuanCarlos1 posted... </cite> <quote>Think I just found a new fetish.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetsuZaiZen 04/25/20 11:25:35 AM #21:	Lairen posted... If a girl is truly a 10 in the looks department a guy will put up with her other shit for years..... speak for yourself. I value my peace above all. --- Why do nerdsalways get caught up on the details? https://imgur.com/dntQM https://imgur.com/9gNcUGM https://imgur.com/bH8vq3f <cite>RetsuZaiZen posted [p:938061136] in The the pe... [t:78623843]...</cite> <quote>Lairen posted... </cite> <quote>If a girl is truly a 10 in the looks department a guy will put up with her other shit for years.....</quote>speak for yourself. I value my peace above all. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
420TwiZtiD420 04/25/20 11:26:30 AM #22:	BANANA CREAM PiE! --- fay ce que vouldras <cite>420TwiZtiD420 posted [p:938061166] in The the pe... [t:78623843]...</cite> <quote>BANANA CREAM PiE! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 04/25/20 11:45:04 AM #23:	RetsuZaiZen posted... speak for yourself. I value my peace above all. Are you Liu Bei? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:938061987] in The the pe... [t:78623843]...</cite> <quote>RetsuZaiZen posted...</cite> <quote> speak for yourself. I value my peace above all. </quote> Are you Liu Bei?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetsuZaiZen 04/25/20 11:47:03 AM #24:	I'm RetsuZaiZen --- Why do nerdsalways get caught up on the details? https://imgur.com/dntQM https://imgur.com/9gNcUGM https://imgur.com/bH8vq3f <cite>RetsuZaiZen posted [p:938062059] in The the pe... [t:78623843]...</cite> <quote>I'm RetsuZaiZen </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sphyx 04/25/20 11:54:02 AM #25:	Well, it's weird as hell. But assuming she wasn't self-conscious about it, at least the sex would have bonus entertainment value. --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. <cite>Sphyx posted [p:938062368] in The the pe... [t:78623843]...</cite> <quote>Well, it's weird as hell. But assuming she wasn't self-conscious about it, at least the sex would have bonus entertainment value. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teepan95 04/25/20 11:57:17 AM #26:	UnfairRepresent posted... im not 13 posted... The perfect girl will have a huge mansion where we can ** as loud as we want without anyone hearing (or people hearing whatever) So Lara Croft? ... I'll be in my bunk --- https://imgur.com/NlyIzM6 ~ Lara Croft and I, as drawn by Harpie! <cite>teepan95 posted [p:938062492] in The the pe... [t:78623843]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>im not 13 posted...</cite> <quote> The perfect girl will have a huge mansion where we can ** as loud as we want without anyone hearing (or people hearing whatever) </quote> So Lara Croft?</quote> ... I'll be in my bunk</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pfh1001 04/25/20 3:45:21 PM #27:	UnfairRepresent posted... Or she'll suddenly start listing off all your failings as a person once you start getting close. Would have said yes before I read that one. <cite>pfh1001 posted [p:938074002] in The the pe... [t:78623843]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>Or she'll suddenly start listing off all your failings as a person once you start getting close.</quote> Would have said yes before I read that one.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 04/25/20 3:55:42 PM #28:	JuanCarlos1 posted... Think I just found a new fetish. WilliamPorygon posted... What about the horse noises though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pusZXECS0mM --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:938074637] in The the pe... [t:78623843]...</cite> <quote>JuanCarlos1 posted... </cite> <quote>Think I just found a new fetish.</quote> WilliamPorygon posted... </cite> <quote>What about the horse noises though</quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pusZXECS0mM </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kayoticdreamz 04/25/20 3:58:56 PM #29:	Lairen posted... If a girl is truly a 10 in the looks department a guy will put up with her other shit for years..... yeah, there isn't a straight guy on the planet that would turn this down plus nothing a little duct tape can't fix lol MrResetti posted... "Don't stop. Our strategy is to provide work environments, products, services and solutions that make productive and efficient use of resources as we strive to achieve our vision. Don't stop" lmao <cite>kayoticdreamz posted [p:938074850] in The the pe... [t:78623843]...</cite> <quote>Lairen posted...</cite> <quote>If a girl is truly a 10 in the looks department a guy will put up with her other shit for years..... </quote> yeah, there isn't a straight guy on the planet that would turn this down plus nothing a little duct tape can't fix lol MrResetti posted...</cite> <quote>"Don't stop. Our strategy is to provide work environments, products, services and solutions that make productive and efficient use of resources as we strive to achieve our vision. Don't stop" </quote> lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 04/25/20 4:00:01 PM #30:	So it would be fun times and extra entertainment that could be funny as hell, I am very interested. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:938074905] in The the pe... [t:78623843]...</cite> <quote>So it would be fun times and extra entertainment that could be funny as hell, I am very interested. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Evening_Dragon 04/25/20 4:00:30 PM #31:	So you'll be going at it and suddenly she'll cry out "Ride me! For I am your noble steed!" And start making loud horse noises. I came just reading this. --- "A guy talking into the camera about politics? My favorite." - Phantom_Nook Guide, it's Guide, it's that Guide <cite>Evening_Dragon posted [p:938074931] in The the pe... [t:78623843]...</cite> <quote> <quote>So you'll be going at it and suddenly she'll cry out "Ride me! For I am your noble steed!" And start making loud horse noises.</quote> I came just reading this. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AsucaHayashi 04/25/20 4:01:01 PM #32:	my god this should be implemented in porn immediately --- http://abload.de/img/pcgamingxtuvt.jpg https://imgur.com/9Yv0R2Z <cite>AsucaHayashi posted [p:938074961] in The the pe... [t:78623843]...</cite> <quote>my god this should be implemented in porn immediately </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Bass 04/25/20 4:03:11 PM #33:	Lmao, this would be hilarious. Deal, except I probably wouldn't like her insulting me randomly. Oh well, I'll deal with it. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Master_Bass posted [p:938075074] in The the pe... [t:78623843]...</cite> <quote>Lmao, this would be hilarious. Deal, except I probably wouldn't like her insulting me randomly. Oh well, I'll deal with it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CasualGuy 04/25/20 4:05:03 PM #34:	Just tell her I'm into bondage and tape her mouth shut --- https://imgur.com/MoE9O68 <cite>CasualGuy posted [p:938075187] in The the pe... [t:78623843]...</cite> <quote>Just tell her I'm into bondage and tape her mouth shut </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 04/25/20 4:05:56 PM #35:	pfh1001 posted... Would have said yes before I read that one. You don't know what she's going to say, that's the point It's just whatever errant thoughts enter her head at the time --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:938075241] in The the pe... [t:78623843]...</cite> <quote>pfh1001 posted...</cite> <quote> Would have said yes before I read that one.</quote> You don't know what she's going to say, that's the point It's just whatever errant thoughts enter her head at the time</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MFBKBass5 04/25/20 4:07:48 PM #36:	This is one of the best topics Ive seen on CE in a very long time. Comedy gold weve got here guys. --- !!!!!!!!! https://imgur.com/DzJSPWA <cite>MFBKBass5 posted [p:938075316] in The the pe... [t:78623843]...</cite> <quote>This is one of the best topics Ive seen on CE in a very long time. Comedy gold weve got here guys. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 04/25/20 4:28:44 PM #37:	CasualGuy posted... Just tell her I'm into bondage and tape her mouth shut You know I thought of this before I made a topic only with a ball gag instead of tape. And honestly I think It would make matters worse. I mean imagine she says: "Octopuses have three hearts and blue blood; they squirt ink to deter predators; and being boneless, they can squeeze into or out of tight spaces." Now imagine she says the same thing in screaming mumbles under a gag? It would be much worse. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:938076478] in The the pe... [t:78623843]...</cite> <quote>CasualGuy posted...</cite> <quote>Just tell her I'm into bondage and tape her mouth shut </quote> You know I thought of this before I made a topic only with a ball gag instead of tape. And honestly I think It would make matters worse. I mean imagine she says: "Octopuses have three hearts and blue blood; they squirt ink to deter predators; and being boneless, they can squeeze into or out of tight spaces." Now imagine she says the same thing in screaming mumbles under a gag? It would be much worse.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VIIVincent 04/25/20 4:35:50 PM #38:	I do that on the daily. Perfectererwrerer is always better. --- This is the internet. You know the price it comes with when you have entered the filth and scum of this world. <cite>VIIVincent posted [p:938076841] in The the pe... [t:78623843]...</cite> <quote>I do that on the daily. Perfectererwrerer is always better. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 04/25/20 11:32:32 PM #39:	This has been a hell of a lot more one sided than I was expecting I'm bad at reading CE. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:938098316] in The the pe... [t:78623843]...</cite> <quote>This has been a hell of a lot more one sided than I was expecting I'm bad at reading CE.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AirFresh 04/25/20 11:35:58 PM #40:	UnfairRepresent posted... This has been a hell of a lot more one sided than I was expecting I'm bad at reading CE. Lol --- AirFresh - Voted the hottest content creator on The FAQs' #KeepItFresh <cite>AirFresh posted [p:938098485] in The the pe... [t:78623843]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>This has been a hell of a lot more one sided than I was expecting I'm bad at reading CE.</quote>Lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 04/26/20 10:41:36 PM #41:	AirFresh posted... Lol :( --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:938153287] in The the pe... [t:78623843]...</cite> <quote>AirFresh posted...</cite> <quote> Lol </quote> :(</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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