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MabusIncarnate
04/22/20 3:46:25 AM
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I have a millimeter peter

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MabusIncarnate
04/22/20 3:48:42 AM
#3:


I'm like a cat in heat if I can pee on it I'm gonna

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/22/20 3:50:40 AM
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Mabus get outtaa there let's go listen to tunes

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MabusIncarnate
04/22/20 3:50:50 AM
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I have nuts like a pitbull my scrotum is so tight it's like a water balloon ready to pop

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MabusIncarnate
04/22/20 3:51:32 AM
#7:


Shit Johnny is right this is how I got warned a few days ago. Dont worry about my little pecker mods it's fine.

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TheoryzC
04/22/20 3:51:53 AM
#8:


Hehe

A millipeter

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butthole666
04/22/20 3:52:11 AM
#9:


My huge wiener pees too hard and splashes pee droplets onto my foot like 40% of the time

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Smashingpmkns
04/22/20 3:52:33 AM
#10:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I have nuts like a pitbull my scrotum is so tight it's like a water balloon ready to pop


This is poetry
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Johnny_Nutcase
04/22/20 3:52:34 AM
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We can probly get Jim in here stetch it out. Let's go back to the drinking topic and get loaded.

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butthole666
04/22/20 3:55:23 AM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
This is poetry
Sig worthy

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MabusIncarnate
04/22/20 3:56:11 AM
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You guys are the best, that's why I share these things with you.

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/22/20 3:57:26 AM
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God h fuck what happened to you?

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MabusIncarnate
04/22/20 3:58:05 AM
#15:


I drank a lot of liquor Randy

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MabusIncarnate
04/22/20 3:59:49 AM
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Why did catboy delete his messages?

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malenz
04/22/20 4:00:02 AM
#17:


Afraid of moderation

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MabusIncarnate
04/22/20 4:01:19 AM
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I'd never mark you I thought it was funny.

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Master_Happosai
04/22/20 4:02:04 AM
#20:


BAH GAWD!
.a
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malenz
04/22/20 4:02:09 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
I'd never mark you I thought it was funny.
yeah me too but you never know on CE

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JimCarrysToe
04/22/20 4:02:12 AM
#22:


malenz posted...
Afraid of moderation
Whatcha say?

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malenz
04/22/20 4:02:52 AM
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JimCarrysToe posted...
Whatcha say?
basically just more of the same kind of stuff already said

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butthole666
04/22/20 4:03:16 AM
#24:


JimCarrysToe posted...
lmfao

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MabusIncarnate
04/22/20 4:03:23 AM
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That's a beautiful butterfly

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SoundNetwork
04/22/20 4:03:32 AM
#26:


Sometimes my wang gets stuck to my balls due to sweat and I owe on my balls

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malenz
04/22/20 4:03:56 AM
#27:


rip CarreysToe

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AirFresh
04/22/20 4:04:51 AM
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butthole666
04/22/20 4:05:38 AM
#29:


I wish I wasnt afraid of losing this account I have a lot of thoughts on balls related matters

SoundNetwork posted...
Sometimes my wang gets stuck to my balls due to sweat and I owe on my balls
My dick has one specific side of my pants it goes down and if it gets too hot and my pants stick to me it sticks to my leg and it feels worse than dying

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MabusIncarnate
04/22/20 4:05:49 AM
#30:


A girl can't post a butterfly tattoo? What is CE coming to?

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/22/20 4:06:04 AM
#31:


malenz posted...
basically just more of the same kind of stuff already said

If Ive ever seen troilling in a topic here it is. FOR SOME FUCKING REASON WE LET IT GO. BUT HEY WE DON't ALL LIKE THE SAME FUCKING THINGS SO THAT'S WHAT MATTERS!

@AssultTank

I hope your still a mod and i'd like you to weigh in on this whole topic not just the post.

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malenz
04/22/20 4:06:26 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
A girl can't post a butterfly tattoo? What is CE coming to?
what are butterflies coming to?

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malenz
04/22/20 4:07:12 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
If Ive ever seen troilling in a topic here it is. FOR SOME FUCKING REASON WE LET IT GO. BUT HEY WE DON't ALL LIKE THE SAME FUCKING THINGS SO THAT'S WHAT MATTERS!
idk I've been modded for such things before

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MabusIncarnate
04/22/20 4:07:18 AM
#34:


What are butterflies cumming on?

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butthole666
04/22/20 4:07:55 AM
#35:


malenz posted...
what are butterflies coming to?
We dont know the tattoo didnt show what it was doing it at

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SoundNetwork
04/22/20 4:12:31 AM
#36:


butthole666 posted...
I wish I wasnt afraid of losing this account I have a lot of thoughts on balls related matters

My dick has one specific side of my pants it goes down and if it gets too hot and my pants stick to me it sticks to my leg and it feels worse than dying
Just do a sumo pose to unstick that sweaty monster

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butthole666
04/22/20 4:13:42 AM
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Skinny jeans dont give it the open range it needs to roam freely

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AirFresh
04/22/20 4:15:18 AM
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Also so glad to see you back mabu

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SoundNetwork
04/22/20 4:15:27 AM
#39:


I wear skinny jeans. I either sag them for extra room or do the under the belt trick

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MabusIncarnate
04/22/20 4:16:18 AM
#40:


Missed my CE fam. I'm gonna try my best to keep my posting PG like this thread.

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Smashingpmkns
04/22/20 4:17:25 AM
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I'd rather have my dick stick to my leg than have my balls batwinging it tbh. That's the worst.
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MabusIncarnate
04/22/20 4:17:53 AM
#42:


I have a 2 inch wingspan :/

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butthole666
04/22/20 4:20:04 AM
#43:


There really is no winning when you have a big weanor

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/22/20 4:21:10 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
I have a 2 inch wingspan :/

I telll him to stop and he keeps going,. FUCK. I like how I can say FUCK here but no in a PM. Makes zero sense. Thanks GOD, Thanks for the legos you left all over the floor.

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MabusIncarnate
04/22/20 4:23:20 AM
#45:


I am the liquor Johnny

Idk if posting about my batwing is gonna get me modded

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/22/20 4:25:20 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
I am the liquor Johnny

Idk if posting about my batwing is gonna get me modded

Save it for if any of us are left alive in a year.

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AirFresh
04/22/20 4:28:53 AM
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MabusIncarnate
04/22/20 4:30:04 AM
#48:


AirFresh posted...
Spyro chonky

Oh lawd he comin!

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ZevLoveDOOM
04/22/20 4:40:28 AM
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i balls on my pee.
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MabusIncarnate
04/22/20 4:41:36 AM
#50:


ZevLoveDOOM posted...
i balls on my pee.
This is an elite level I don't think I can reach

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NinjaBreakfast
04/22/20 4:52:08 AM
#51:


pee is stored in the balls

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malenz
04/22/20 4:55:40 AM
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and now it's on the balls. coincidence? maybe but it makes you think

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