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V-E-G-Y-
04/16/20 12:55:57 PM
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Do you divorce her?


She approaches you all serious like and says "Come here, i have something to show you" she takes your hand, sits you down, turns on da TV and presses play.

You immediately see da image of her and some guy fucking hard, before you have da chance to say anything she explains dat she used to be a low tier porn actress 3 years ago and didn't know how to confess it to you before today. She is hoping you don't think any less of her, and dat you're ok still being married to an ex porn actress.

P.S she doesn't want to make porn with you, dat life of hers is over with to her
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Garioshi
04/16/20 12:56:53 PM
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Odd way to say it

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Damn_Underscore
04/16/20 12:58:14 PM
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is dis a fantasy of yours or a dream u had last night?
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ghettoraider81
04/16/20 12:59:29 PM
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I mean, she could have just said it instead of ambushing with a video.

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Pepys Monster
04/16/20 12:59:38 PM
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Spoilers: Every girl has been fucked by a dude before she met you.

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Scotty_Rogers
04/16/20 1:00:40 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Spoilers: Every girl has been fucked by a dude before she met you.

I cri ery tien

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SSJGrimReaper
04/16/20 1:03:15 PM
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tfw when you recognize MegaTech in the vid

._____.

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Master_Bass
04/16/20 1:03:34 PM
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ghettoraider81 posted...
I mean, she could have just said it instead of ambushing with a video.
This. The video being forced on you is too much, lol. That's something she should talk about with you first.

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Jabodie
04/16/20 1:03:43 PM
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Probably, mostly because she clearly has no emotional intelligence lol

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onedarksoul
04/16/20 1:09:41 PM
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I voted yes because I 75% likely would, but I wouldn't go forward until I hired a private investigator to dig up more about her. Till death do us part to me means you should know them before putting that ring on. This is a pretty critical fact to leave out. Chances are there's a bit more thats being left out.

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Ivynn
04/16/20 1:11:41 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
tfw when you recognize MegaTech in the vid

._____.

tfw you recognize VEGY

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Guerrilla Soldier
04/16/20 1:16:35 PM
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these are things you confess before marriage, not after

she gone

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SSJGrimReaper
04/16/20 1:18:16 PM
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Ivynn posted...
tfw you recognize VEGY

DAUM

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philsov
04/16/20 1:33:47 PM
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3 years ago


dont care, assuming we weren't a thing at the time.
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Zodd3224
04/16/20 1:37:04 PM
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You would think you would know this before marriage, but I wouldnt care

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V-E-G-Y-
04/16/20 1:41:09 PM
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Zodd3224 posted...
You would think you would know this before marriage, but I wouldnt care

Hey zodd, is your usernamed based after da berserk character?

I just encountered him in da manga lol...scary fellow
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Vicious_Dios
04/16/20 1:43:36 PM
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Peace out.

Honesty comes first. Makes me wonder what other fun secrets she must've kept from our relationship.

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BawdySausage
04/16/20 1:46:29 PM
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To me it sounds like she's a strong empowered woman. I'd trust her even more after she shared that with me!
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Tenmyouji
04/16/20 2:11:21 PM
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ghettoraider81 posted...
I mean, she could have just said it instead of ambushing with a video.


This, after reading yhe scenario voted no, but this is about the worst way to bring this up.
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Zodd3224
04/16/20 2:14:52 PM
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V-E-G-Y- posted...
Hey zodd, is your usernamed based after da berserk character?

I just encountered him in da manga lol...scary fellow

Indeed! Nosferatu Zodd the Immortal

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Turbam
04/16/20 2:17:53 PM
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Is it a good video?

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SSJGrimReaper
04/16/20 2:21:54 PM
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Turbam posted...
Is it a good video?

Jameel is in it so yes :V

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Turbam
04/16/20 2:24:37 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
Jameel is in it so yes :V
Does Big Bobby make an appearance?

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malenz
04/16/20 2:45:43 PM
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Can you leave me alone in this room for a minute? I need to think and process this.

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KStateKing17
04/16/20 2:49:44 PM
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I'd be a bit hurt because I was honest about getting tag teamed at some guys apartment before we got married. Plus I have no problem with producing porn myself. There was no need to keep the secret.

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SSJGrimReaper
04/16/20 2:52:16 PM
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Turbam posted...
Does Big Bobby make an appearance?

Yeah he's in the background playing PS4

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PIITB415
04/16/20 2:54:36 PM
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Divorce. Imagine having children with a whore? You child's friends and parents will eventually find out and it will be devastating. Never marry hoes Bois. Just use them for fun.

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Turbam
04/16/20 3:52:46 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
Yeah he's in the background playing PS4
What game?

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gguirao
04/16/20 4:14:31 PM
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No, though I would wish she'd told me earlier.

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Jetblackmoon
04/16/20 4:15:32 PM
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The thing I'd be wondering is why I needed to see a video instead of just telling me. Would make me think she did it just to make me feel shitty.

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Feline_Heart
04/16/20 4:15:47 PM
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I pull my mask off Mission Impossible style and reveal that I was the guy she fucked in that video

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ThePrinceFish
04/16/20 4:17:09 PM
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If my future wife was going to reveal to me her secret porn past, I would really rather it not be dropped on me by showing me one of them.

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_MorningStar
04/16/20 4:18:32 PM
#35:


Was it before we got together?

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Vegy
04/16/20 10:53:02 PM
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masticatingman
04/16/20 10:55:01 PM
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She must be high as a kite because you could actually use that as leverage in a divorce case. Or at least as a fantastic initial reason. Plenty of divorces now just happen because.

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