Current Events > seeing all these topics about people getting $1,200 free gives me such FOMO

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No_U_L7
04/15/20 9:03:28 PM
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i don't get it :(

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Tyranthraxus
04/15/20 9:03:58 PM
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That's because you're missing out

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OwlRammer
04/15/20 9:05:19 PM
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casio_guy
04/15/20 9:07:17 PM
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Fomo? Whats fomo, precious?

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No_U_L7
04/15/20 9:13:55 PM
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casio_guy posted...
Fomo? Whats fomo, precious?

Feeling Of Missing Out

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Trigg3rH4ppy
04/15/20 9:16:01 PM
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Don't feel bad I didn't get shit and the IRS website said I don't exist even though I've used direct deposit since like 2015

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SH_expert44
04/15/20 9:17:32 PM
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No_U_L7
04/15/20 9:18:16 PM
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Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
Don't feel bad I didn't get shit and the IRS website said I don't exist even though I've used direct deposit since like 2015

you'll get it eventually tho, i don't qualify

SH_expert44 posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysKhbaLyIFw

i have a job...i make too much money to qualify

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lilORANG
04/15/20 9:18:56 PM
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Nobody on CE is married? All this talk of 1200. Nobody getting that wife money?
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Keith_Valentine
04/15/20 9:21:07 PM
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Why do you give a fuck about 1200 bucks when to qualify for it youd have to slash thousands and thousands from your girthy salary? Youre the big brain engineer, who is sitting better really?
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No_U_L7
04/15/20 9:24:02 PM
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Keith_Valentine posted...
Why do you give a fuck about 1200 bucks when to qualify for it youd have to slash thousands and thousands from your girthy salary? Youre the big brain engineer, who is sitting better really?

who said i want to make that trade...i want the $1200 on top of my engineer salary because who doesn't like free money

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Shablagoo
04/15/20 9:28:05 PM
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You wipe your ass with $2399.99 watches, TC, why should you care?

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No_U_L7
04/15/20 9:29:30 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
You wipe your ass with $2399.99 watches, TC, why should you care?

Because $1200 would be half an ass wipes worth of money...for free

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Tyranthraxus
04/15/20 9:39:00 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
Because $1200 would be half an ass wipes worth of money...for free
This topic is already free and you already have it tho

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sktgamer_13dude
04/15/20 9:41:36 PM
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I mean you dont qualify because mommy and daddy claim you on their taxes, not because you make too much.

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No_U_L7
04/15/20 10:01:32 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
This topic is already free and you already have it tho

can you explain that joke, it doesn't really make sense

sktgamer_13dude posted...
I mean you dont qualify because mommy and daddy claim you on their taxes, not because you make too much.

oh man such a good burn, have you ever considered teaching a course

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Shablagoo
04/16/20 6:35:54 AM
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No_U_L7 posted...
can you explain that joke, it doesn't really make sense

$1200 lasts for half a watch, CE topics last a lifetime

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Trigg3rH4ppy
04/16/20 8:27:31 AM
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I didn't get anything either even though I'm eligible. Probably because I'm a registered Democrat

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HANGtheDJ_86
04/16/20 8:38:50 AM
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Shablagoo posted...
You wipe your ass with $2399.99 watches, TC, why should you care?
I thought he exclusively used wet wipes?

Looks like I need to get caught up. I stopped following last season.

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FrankGoreHOF
04/16/20 8:47:45 AM
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No_U_L7 posted...
Feeling Of Missing Out
Its fear of missing out, so you arent really experiencing it as you are knowledgeable about the situation.

Fomo is what drives people to hoard toilet paper or preorder limited edition iPhones etc

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ZT6
04/16/20 9:20:43 AM
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It's too bad the government couldn't stimulate your personality a bit.
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Shablagoo
04/16/20 9:28:58 AM
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HANGtheDJ_86 posted...
I thought he exclusively used wet wipes?

I must have missed that episode. Do they even make ones that you can flush?

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Cleo_II
04/16/20 9:46:29 AM
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lilORANG posted...
Nobody on CE is married? All this talk of 1200. Nobody getting that wife money?
This wife also doesnt qualify, so my husband and I didnt get anything.

But yeah, even though we dont really need it, theres definitely a jelly feeling when seeing everyone else get free money and you dont :(
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googs19
04/16/20 9:58:57 AM
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lilORANG posted...
Nobody on CE is married? All this talk of 1200. Nobody getting that wife money?

Between the wife money and kid money I got nearly $4000.
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No_U_L7
04/16/20 11:31:18 AM
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Shablagoo posted...
$1200 lasts for half a watch, CE topics last a lifetime

That wasn't in response to you, learn to read
HANGtheDJ_86 posted...
I thought he exclusively used wet wipes?

Looks like I need to get caught up. I stopped following last season.

Darn, glad someone remembered my wetwipes


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No_U_L7
04/16/20 11:32:28 AM
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ZT6 posted...
It's too bad the government couldn't stimulate your personality a bit.

Huh I have a 10/10 personality

Shablagoo posted...
I must have missed that episode. Do they even make ones that you can flush?

I toss it in the garbage next to the toilet

Cleo_II posted...
This wife also doesnt qualify, so my husband and I didnt get anything.

But yeah, even though we dont really need it, theres definitely a jelly feeling when seeing everyone else get free money and you dont :(

At least someone gets it

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