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Josiah_Is_Back
04/13/20 9:50:10 PM
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So she's been dating this guy, we'll call him Tom, for about three years. They recently had a big break-up and she's very upset about it; plus she hasn't had sex with him in a while, she was really horny and she wanted someone to comfort her, and she was so pissed off at Tom that she was just gonna invite her ex over (we'll call him Mike).

I told her straight up: I'm a guy, I know how guys think. Mike isn't coming over just to comfort you and be a friend. He knows you're in a vulnerable state emotionally and he's just looking for a booty call. And if you're horny, you won't necessarily have the willpower to stop anything from happening so I think you should tell him not to come over.

So she told him never mind, don't come over, and asked me if I would come over. She knows I'm safe so I said okay. Got over there, and she said that her ex Mike had called and basically was like "should I bring a condom or what?" so she immediately knew that I was right and kept thanking me for talking her out of it.

Just chatted for a couple hours before leaving.
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DrizztLink
04/13/20 9:51:19 PM
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Josiah_Is_Back posted...
Just chatted for a couple hours before leaving.
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

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monkmith
04/13/20 9:51:39 PM
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would you like a gold star?

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Josiah_Is_Back
04/13/20 9:51:40 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

We legit just talked.
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Josiah_Is_Back
04/13/20 9:51:57 PM
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monkmith posted...
would you like a gold star?

No, but your adulation and worship would suffice.
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monkmith
04/13/20 9:58:13 PM
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Josiah_Is_Back posted...
No, but your adulation and worship would suffice.
ok.


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Jerry_Hellyeah
04/13/20 9:58:56 PM
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Cockblock and talk talk

Step aside beta boy

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_MorningStar
04/13/20 9:59:35 PM
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Josiah_Is_Back posted...
Just chatted for a couple hours before leaving.
Of course you did

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soulunison2
04/13/20 10:00:33 PM
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lmao tc a legit simp
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Josiah_Is_Back
04/13/20 10:01:23 PM
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Y'all are the reason girls think guys are douchebags.
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Weezy_Tha_Don
04/13/20 10:01:27 PM
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nice. so youre gonna bone her then?

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monkmith
04/13/20 10:02:55 PM
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Josiah_Is_Back posted...
Y'all are the reason girls think guys are douchebags.
rude, i even gave you an award...

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PIITB415
04/13/20 10:03:50 PM
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monkmith posted...
ok.

Fucking murdered LMAO

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dameon_reaper
04/13/20 10:07:07 PM
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Everyone else might give you shit but I won't. Nice job helping her.

Also, that guy "Mike" asking if he needed to bring a condom or not, who the fuck asks? Its not like its going to be a hassle to bring. To successfully do this right, you have to be innocent at first and then lowkey push it there.

You have to be in half embrace and rubbing her back and then slowly easing the situation >_>

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Ultima Dragon
04/13/20 10:13:11 PM
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dameon_reaper posted...
Everyone else might give you shit but I won't. Nice job helping her.

Also, that guy "Mike" asking if he needed to bring a condom or not, who the fuck asks? Its not like its going to be a hassle to bring. To successfully do this right, you have to be innocent at first and then lowkey push it there.

You have to be in half embrace and rubbing her back and then slowly easing the situation >_>

That's what I was thinking lol. He fucked up huge by asking. If he just went there in person you know one thing would have led to another, and she's not even gonna question why he brought a condom with him at that point.

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