Current Events > Remember how bad Leon and Helena's story was in Resident Evil 6? *spoilers*

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UnfairRepresent
04/10/20 3:03:50 PM
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Helena: "It's my fault the presidents dead and there's another outbreak"
Leon: "I should care about this."
Helena: "Wait, not until I explain why."
Leon: "Okay explain it."
Helena : "No! Follow me I'll show you."
*fighting zombies through the streets*
Leon: "Gonna explain anything?"
Helena: "Nope. Quicker if I show you so you understand."
*fighting zombies*
Leon: "Gonna explain anything?"
Helena: "Nope. Quicker if I show you so you understand."
*fighting zombies*
Leon: "Gonna explain anything?"
Helena: "Nope. Quicker if I show you so you understand."
*fighting zombies*
Leon: "Gonna explain anything?"
Helena: "Nope. Quicker if I show you so you understand."
*fighting zombies*
Helena: "You see I was blackmailed."

Bitch you could have said that in the first place. It took one fucking sentence.

Then Leon fucking forgives her for committing literal treason, dooming millions if not hundreds of millions of people as well as killing the President

Just an "Oh well nevermind. You got your whole life ahead of you. Let's get ice-cream"

I mean I know Resident Evil has a rep for having dumb stories but usually they're dumb as in campy and spectacular. Chris Redfield punching a boulder inside an active volcano.

Less dumb as in 2 people with the communication skills of bricks bum around doing nothing for hours.
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Smackems
04/10/20 3:05:18 PM
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No I don't remember any of that. I remember approximately 0 of that games story

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UnfairRepresent
04/10/20 3:05:42 PM
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Smackems posted...
No I don't remember any of that. I remember approximately 0 of that games story

Clever girl
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Irony
04/10/20 3:06:10 PM
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I remember all of the story being bad

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Smackems
04/10/20 3:08:14 PM
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I do still like the game for what it is. Co-op bumps it up to a 6/10 imo

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UnfairRepresent
04/11/20 9:59:05 PM
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Smackems posted...
I do still like the game for what it is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnun8y7r8_U
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Ser_Jaker
04/11/20 10:20:38 PM
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Remember how RE6 was in general?
"B..b..b.but it's a good action game"
Get that trash outta here. Play an actual good action game like Vanquish, Dead Space, Uncharted 2, RE4/5. Not Re6

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DespondentDeity
04/11/20 10:31:28 PM
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I liked Jake and Sherry's campaign.

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kuwab0
04/11/20 10:32:04 PM
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The hardcore gay sex scene between Chris and Piers was a bit much

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Garioshi
04/11/20 10:32:08 PM
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Ser_Jaker posted...
Remember how RE6 was in general?
"B..b..b.but it's a good action game"
Get that trash outta here. Play an actual good action game like Vanquish, Dead Space, Uncharted 2, RE4/5. Not Re6
It"s an excellent action game. Uncharted 2's combat is mediocre at best whereas 6's is absolutely fantastic.

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Lost_All_Senses
04/11/20 10:35:46 PM
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Ser_Jaker posted...
Remember how RE6 was in general?
"B..b..b.but it's a good action game"
Get that trash outta here. Play an actual good action game like Vanquish, Dead Space, Uncharted 2, RE4/5. Not Re6

I like how in your recollection, the person feels so inferior to you that they stutter in your presence. That's how I know it really happened

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Darmik
04/11/20 10:39:27 PM
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4 and 7 have the best stories since they embrace the camp.

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UnfairRepresent
04/11/20 10:54:52 PM
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Ser_Jaker posted...
Remember how RE6 was in general?
"B..b..b.but it's a good action game"
Get that trash outta here. Play an actual good action game like Vanquish, Dead Space, Uncharted 2, RE4/5. Not Re6

Yeah that's the part that baffles me.

People say "Forget that it is a horror game and Resident Evil. Just pretend it's a generic 2 player action game!"

Okay then?.... There are about 100 better generic action games we could be playing?

Golden Axe on the Genesis is a better co-op game than RE6.

Darmik posted...
4 and 7 have the best stories since they embrace the camp.


I never understood this stance.

All Resident Evil games embrace the Camp. If anything 7 is the least campy of them all.
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SSJGrimReaper
04/11/20 10:56:37 PM
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All I remember is too cool for school dudebro Jake

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UnfairRepresent
04/13/20 6:16:28 PM
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Even RE3make took a shot at RE6:

https://i.imgur.com/diMXVHAl.png
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IMNOTRAGED
04/13/20 6:47:52 PM
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She didn't say anything about the blackmail at the start cause she was trying to rope Leon into helping get to her sister. Otherwise Leon wouldn't have had any reason to go there, or am i wrong?

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Darmik
04/13/20 6:52:43 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
All Resident Evil games embrace the Camp. If anything 7 is the least campy of them all.

Resident Evil 7 literally has a chainsaw duel.

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UnfairRepresent
04/13/20 6:57:15 PM
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Darmik posted...


Resident Evil 7 literally has a chainsaw duel.

It also had a serious plot with morally ambigious characters in real peril.

RE4 had Midget Napleon and "Your Right Hand Comes Off"
RE5 had boulder punching inside an active volcano
RE6 had stunt jumps in exploding cities.

All of the RE games were dumb. RE7 was the most serious
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