Current Events > Hypothetical: You're working at a Pizza place but no one is ordering any pizza.

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UnfairRepresent 04/09/20 6:34:50 AM #1:	It's just been reopened by the government and your boss told you to come to work for a 10 hour shift. But nobody is ordering any pizza. So you're just standing there in a hot sweaty smelly cramped room full of pizzas and ovens while nothing happens. Your boss says to stay put in case any orders come in while she does paperwork in the office. She then leaves you alone. You're not allowed to watch TV or listen to your own music for health and safety reasons. Your boss would hear you if you tried. You obviously can't leave and there is no one to talk to. https://i.imgur.com/vI2xqUu.jpg It feels like an eternity has passed but to your horror only 37 minutes so far. Still got 9 hours 23 minutes to go and somehow you just know not a soul is going to order pizza today. How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:937059195] in Hypothetic... [t:78560735]...</cite> <quote>It's just been reopened by the government and your boss told you to come to work for a 10 hour shift. But nobody is ordering any pizza. So you're just standing there in a hot sweaty smelly cramped room full of pizzas and ovens while nothing happens. Your boss says to stay put in case any orders come in while she does paperwork in the office. She then leaves you alone. You're not allowed to watch TV or listen to your own music for health and safety reasons. Your boss would hear you if you tried. You obviously can't leave and there is no one to talk to. https://i.imgur.com/vI2xqUu.jpg It feels like an eternity has passed but to your horror only 37 minutes so far. Still got 9 hours 23 minutes to go and somehow you just know not a soul is going to order pizza today. How do you react? What do you do?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Starmieketone 04/09/20 6:36:22 AM #2:	My dear boy, is she able to sense the gentle pressure of earbuds resting against the satiny, sumptuous folds of your outer ear? --- Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate. <cite>Starmieketone posted [p:937059221] in Hypothetic... [t:78560735]...</cite> <quote>My dear boy, is she able to sense the gentle pressure of earbuds resting against the satiny, sumptuous folds of your outer ear? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 04/09/20 6:52:44 AM #3:	Walk right in the office and tell my boss I've had it with the disrespect that she's given me. Then I offer to be her chair while she does paper work and I eat her butt for 9 hours and 23 minutes. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:937059526] in Hypothetic... [t:78560735]...</cite> <quote>Walk right in the office and tell my boss I've had it with the disrespect that she's given me. Then I offer to be her chair while she does paper work and I eat her butt for 9 hours and 23 minutes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 04/09/20 7:53:03 AM #4:	Take long bathroom breaks <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:937060757] in Hypothetic... [t:78560735]...</cite> <quote>Take long bathroom breaks </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 04/09/20 7:59:48 AM #5:	I would pretend to do busy work, while I surreptitiously pour salt in all the containers holding the pineapple. --- Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then." <cite>008Zulu posted [p:937060917] in Hypothetic... [t:78560735]...</cite> <quote>I would pretend to do busy work, while I surreptitiously pour salt in all the containers holding the pineapple. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryven 04/09/20 8:00:59 AM #6:	Take out my ereader and pass the time. --- 'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.' 'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.' <cite>Ryven posted [p:937060936] in Hypothetic... [t:78560735]...</cite> <quote>Take out my ereader and pass the time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gobstoppers12 04/09/20 8:01:28 AM #7:	UnfairRepresent posted... But nobody is ordering any pizza. So you're just standing there in a hot sweaty smelly cramped room full of pizzas and ovens while nothing happens. If nobody is ordering pizza, why would there be pizzas anywhere yet, and why would the ovens even be turned on? --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. <cite>Gobstoppers12 posted [p:937060945] in Hypothetic... [t:78560735]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>But nobody is ordering any pizza. So you're just standing there in a hot sweaty smelly cramped room full of pizzas and ovens while nothing happens.</quote>If nobody is ordering pizza, why would there be pizzas anywhere yet, and why would the ovens even be turned on? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cmiller4642 04/09/20 8:01:48 AM #8:	Smoke a bowl in the cooler and eat a bunch of pizza <cite>cmiller4642 posted [p:937060958] in Hypothetic... [t:78560735]...</cite> <quote>Smoke a bowl in the cooler and eat a bunch of pizza </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrResetti 04/09/20 8:02:10 AM #9:	E learnings, read the company website, make prank calls --- https://imgur.com/GRZEGPm https://imgur.com/OeMgQZT <cite>MrResetti posted [p:937060971] in Hypothetic... [t:78560735]...</cite> <quote>E learnings, read the company website, make prank calls </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 04/09/20 8:24:26 AM #10:	Turbam posted... Walk right in the office and tell my boss I've had it with the disrespect that she's given me. Then I offer to be her chair while she does paper work and I eat her butt for 9 hours and 23 minutes. 0-Sexual Harrasment Lawsuit in 6 seconds --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:937061541] in Hypothetic... [t:78560735]...</cite> <quote>Turbam posted...</cite> <quote>Walk right in the office and tell my boss I've had it with the disrespect that she's given me. Then I offer to be her chair while she does paper work and I eat her butt for 9 hours and 23 minutes. </quote> 0-Sexual Harrasment Lawsuit in 6 seconds</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Artemis86 04/09/20 8:56:26 AM #11:	Turbam posted... Walk right in the office and tell my boss I've had it with the disrespect that she's given me. Then I offer to be her chair while she does paper work and I eat her butt for 9 hours and 23 minutes. Promotion incoming! <cite>Artemis86 posted [p:937062404] in Hypothetic... [t:78560735]...</cite> <quote>Turbam posted... </cite> <quote>Walk right in the office and tell my boss I've had it with the disrespect that she's given me. Then I offer to be her chair while she does paper work and I eat her butt for 9 hours and 23 minutes.</quote>Promotion incoming! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 04/09/20 9:03:06 AM #12:	Starmieketone posted... My dear boy, is she able to sense the gentle pressure of earbuds resting against the satiny, sumptuous folds of your outer ear? This. But I refuse to do any food-related work anyway, so not sure why I'm even there. --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:937062608] in Hypothetic... [t:78560735]...</cite> <quote>Starmieketone posted... </cite> <quote>My dear boy, is she able to sense the gentle pressure of earbuds resting against the satiny, sumptuous folds of your outer ear?</quote> This. But I refuse to do any food-related work anyway, so not sure why I'm even there. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YellowMustard69 04/09/20 9:07:37 AM #13:	I quit my job and go right back to work at my much higher paying desk job. <cite>YellowMustard69 posted [p:937062756] in Hypothetic... [t:78560735]...</cite> <quote>I quit my job and go right back to work at my much higher paying desk job. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiggy101011 04/09/20 9:07:50 AM #14:	I guess none of you have had to work Black Friday or Christmas Eve before because that's basically what happens. You just count down the time to when management let's you go home. --- Gamertag: F1RE v2 PSN ID: F1REx Man got me a 9 and she sexy <cite>Jiggy101011 posted [p:937062768] in Hypothetic... [t:78560735]...</cite> <quote>I guess none of you have had to work Black Friday or Christmas Eve before because that's basically what happens. You just count down the time to when management let's you go home. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flockaveli 04/09/20 9:10:46 AM #15:	Finish my overdue PPLs. --- I'm in Chicago, I'm shaking my head. <cite>Flockaveli posted [p:937062873] in Hypothetic... [t:78560735]...</cite> <quote>Finish my overdue PPLs. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gatorsPENSbucs 04/09/20 9:13:08 AM #16:	Start prepping food, cleaning, doing all types of shit. These answers are funny though, lot of lazy people. --- https://imgur.com/JS8rhmk http://error1355.com/ce/gatorsPENSbucs.html https://imgur.com/pqMQZyw <cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted [p:937062948] in Hypothetic... [t:78560735]...</cite> <quote>Start prepping food, cleaning, doing all types of shit. These answers are funny though, lot of lazy people. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 04/09/20 9:24:09 AM #17:	YellowMustard69 posted... I quit my job and go right back to work at my much higher paying desk job. This is a hypothetical You have no other job. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:937063285] in Hypothetic... [t:78560735]...</cite> <quote>YellowMustard69 posted...</cite> <quote>I quit my job and go right back to work at my much higher paying desk job. </quote> This is a hypothetical You have no other job.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jcmason 04/09/20 9:24:19 AM #18:	Whatever you do, don't kill your boss. Personally, I could pretty easily zone out for 9-10hrs if I needed to, so I'd recommend doing that if you can. --- https://join.worldcommunitygrid.org?recruiterId=545336 i7-7700K\|H80\|Z270\|8GB 1070 GTX\|16GB DDR4 @3200MHz\|Corsair Graphite Series 600T White <cite>jcmason posted [p:937063292] in Hypothetic... [t:78560735]...</cite> <quote>Whatever you do, don't kill your boss. Personally, I could pretty easily zone out for 9-10hrs if I needed to, so I'd recommend doing that if you can. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VTBM 04/09/20 10:28:21 PM #19:	Shitpost on CE. --- https://imgur.com/e7sCCSb <cite>VTBM posted [p:937105887] in Hypothetic... [t:78560735]...</cite> <quote>Shitpost on CE. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 04/11/20 9:53:04 PM #20:	jcmason posted... Whatever you do, don't kill your boss. well yeah --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:937223487] in Hypothetic... [t:78560735]...</cite> <quote>jcmason posted...</cite> <quote>Whatever you do, don't kill your boss.</quote> well yeah</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Perfectinsanity 04/11/20 9:56:20 PM #21:	Make a bunch of pizzas and tell the boss that Im testing new recipes --- Those who live are those who fight. <cite>Perfectinsanity posted [p:937223644] in Hypothetic... [t:78560735]...</cite> <quote>Make a bunch of pizzas and tell the boss that Im testing new recipes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Reis 04/11/20 9:56:45 PM #22:	all is right in the world <cite>Reis posted [p:937223665] in Hypothetic... [t:78560735]...</cite> <quote>all is right in the world </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 04/14/20 4:26:49 AM #23:	Perfectinsanity posted... Make a bunch of pizzas and tell the boss that Im testing new recipes lolwut? pizza places are pretty uniform --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:937364832] in Hypothetic... [t:78560735]...</cite> <quote>Perfectinsanity posted...</cite> <quote>Make a bunch of pizzas and tell the boss that Im testing new recipes </quote> lolwut? pizza places are pretty uniform</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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