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Starmieketone 04/09/20 2:27:50 AM #1:	Daddy, your nose has a bum on it and pop comes out. Its stinky. Please note, I have not modelled said behaviour to her. However, she and her brother are both born antagonists and disconcertingly intelligent. Please also note, My nose features two orifices only. --- Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate. <cite>Starmieketone posted [p:937053840] in My daughte... [t:78560376]...</cite> <quote>Daddy, your nose has a bum on it and pop comes out. Its stinky. Please note, I have not modelled said behaviour to her. However, she and her brother are both born antagonists and disconcertingly intelligent. Please also note, My nose features two orifices only. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HBKick18 04/09/20 2:29:01 AM #2:	she roasted the shit out of you --- Proud fan of the worst team in American professional sports history: the Chicago Cubs. <cite>HBKick18 posted [p:937053876] in My daughte... [t:78560376]...</cite> <quote>she roasted the shit out of you </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 04/09/20 2:44:16 AM #3:	And shes 25 years old? --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:937054347] in My daughte... [t:78560376]...</cite> <quote>And shes 25 years old? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 04/09/20 2:46:56 AM #4:	Soon enough heads will be smashed into light fixtures. I will say one thing about Nintendo, they can really spark a bitter putrid hatred between friends and family. --- I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:937054419] in My daughte... [t:78560376]...</cite> <quote>Soon enough heads will be smashed into light fixtures. I will say one thing about Nintendo, they can really spark a bitter putrid hatred between friends and family. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 04/09/20 2:47:26 AM #5:	"You ain't fucking shit daddy" --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:937054433] in My daughte... [t:78560376]...</cite> <quote>"You ain't fucking shit daddy" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 04/09/20 2:47:33 AM #6:	It's cute now. Wait until she belts out, "FUCK OFF, TOAD, YOU LITTLE SHITBAG!" ~~Okay that'd probably be cute too~~ --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:937054436] in My daughte... [t:78560376]...</cite> <quote>It's cute now. Wait until she belts out, "FUCK OFF, TOAD, YOU LITTLE SHITBAG!" Okay that'd probably be cute too </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Butterfiles 04/09/20 2:47:43 AM #7:	She's the dad now --- http://www.last.fm/user/PigBun Ban kpop <cite>Butterfiles posted [p:937054442] in My daughte... [t:78560376]...</cite> <quote>She's the dad now </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Notti 04/09/20 2:48:05 AM #8:	Were you whoopin her in MK? --- https://youtube.com/TheYoungTurks Bernie > Biden > poop > Trump https://RightWingWatch.org http://reddit.com/r/BreadTube http://youtube.com/ChadTheChud <cite>Notti posted [p:937054454] in My daughte... [t:78560376]...</cite> <quote>Were you whoopin her in MK? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Umbreon 04/09/20 2:49:20 AM #9:	TC buried by his own daughter. --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ 12-18-19: Donald Trump has been impeached. <cite>Umbreon posted [p:937054493] in My daughte... [t:78560376]...</cite> <quote>TC buried by his own daughter. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Starmieketone 04/09/20 2:50:45 AM #10:	pegusus123456 posted... It's cute now. Wait until she belts out, "FUCK OFF, TOAD, YOU LITTLE SHITBAG!" ~~Okay that'd probably be cute too~~ She has picked up some of the basic elements of swearing. On Christmas Day she was attempting to ride her new Frozen branded tricycle down the hallway. However, she could not quite figure out how to work the pedals, so was screaming The Fuckalo! The Fuckalo! Who is, I assume, the Gruffalos Porn Star cousin. --- Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate. <cite>Starmieketone posted [p:937054532] in My daughte... [t:78560376]...</cite> <quote>pegusus123456 posted... </cite> <quote>It's cute now. Wait until she belts out, "FUCK OFF, TOAD, YOU LITTLE SHITBAG!" Okay that'd probably be cute too</quote> She has picked up some of the basic elements of swearing. On Christmas Day she was attempting to ride her new Frozen branded tricycle down the hallway. However, she could not quite figure out how to work the pedals, so was screaming The Fuckalo! The Fuckalo! Who is, I assume, the Gruffalos Porn Star cousin. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 04/09/20 2:51:19 AM #11:	--- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:937054543] in My daughte... [t:78560376]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Starmieketone 04/09/20 3:02:08 AM #12:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... Soon enough heads will be smashed into light fixtures. I will say one thing about Nintendo, they can really spark a bitter putrid hatred between friends and family. Nintendo sessions were not particularly acrimonious when I used to play my father at Goldeneye, and eventually, after a great degree of acclimation, Perfect Dark. I remember getting to an age, and after certain events between my father and I where our relationship was not healthy where I would do anything I could to avoid playing video games with him. I miss our Goldeneye sessions now something severe. During video game sessions with friends? Well, those are the things that in-group catchphrases are made of. --- Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate. <cite>Starmieketone posted [p:937054823] in My daughte... [t:78560376]...</cite> <quote>Johnny_Nutcase posted... </cite> <quote>Soon enough heads will be smashed into light fixtures. I will say one thing about Nintendo, they can really spark a bitter putrid hatred between friends and family.</quote> Nintendo sessions were not particularly acrimonious when I used to play my father at Goldeneye, and eventually, after a great degree of acclimation, Perfect Dark. I remember getting to an age, and after certain events between my father and I where our relationship was not healthy where I would do anything I could to avoid playing video games with him. I miss our Goldeneye sessions now something severe. During video game sessions with friends? Well, those are the things that in-group catchphrases are made of. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SSJGrimReaper 04/09/20 3:14:41 AM #14:	Just take the L tc she's saving even more vicious insults for mario party --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:937055147] in My daughte... [t:78560376]...</cite> <quote>Just take the L tc she's saving even more vicious insults for mario party </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Starmieketone 04/09/20 10:04:51 AM #15:	SSJGrimReaper posted... Just take the L tc she's saving even more vicious insults for mario party I am horrified. We have Mario Party for the Switch, so she may very well let loose sometime soob --- Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate. <cite>Starmieketone posted [p:937064858] in My daughte... [t:78560376]...</cite> <quote>SSJGrimReaper posted... </cite> <quote>Just take the L tc she's saving even more vicious insults for mario party</quote>I am horrified. We have Mario Party for the Switch, so she may very well let loose sometime soob </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pogo_Marimo 04/09/20 10:13:46 AM #16:	Just tell her you fucked her mom. --- I presume my time here in my darkblack dragondark steel-obliterating solitude has come to its end as well. http://www.last.fm/user/Pogo92 <cite>Pogo_Marimo posted [p:937065217] in My daughte... [t:78560376]...</cite> <quote>Just tell her you fucked her mom. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
eston 04/09/20 10:15:30 AM #17:	My kid talks shit and then loses every race and cries about it, lol --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg https://imgur.com/8kjZU <cite>eston posted [p:937065292] in My daughte... [t:78560376]...</cite> <quote>My kid talks shit and then loses every race and cries about it, lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 04/09/20 10:16:33 AM #18:	It's cute when they're still small. When they get into their teens and want to talk shit, it's a different ball game. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:937065336] in My daughte... [t:78560376]...</cite> <quote>It's cute when they're still small. When they get into their teens and want to talk shit, it's a different ball game. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 04/09/20 10:18:23 AM #19:	Starmieketone posted... I am horrified. We have Mario Party for the Switch, so she may very well let loose sometime soob mario party is known for testing the limits of family and friendships --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:937065409] in My daughte... [t:78560376]...</cite> <quote>Starmieketone posted... </cite> <quote>I am horrified. We have Mario Party for the Switch, so she may very well let loose sometime soob</quote> mario party is known for testing the limits of family and friendships </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpaceBear_ 04/09/20 10:19:44 AM #20:	I just downloaded Roblox to try and relate to my nephew who is six years old. After I loaded it up, I showed him and he looked at my avatar in disdain and said: "Noob." --- - God bless, downtime and TheSlinja. YNWA GameFAQs' Favourite Sons. - Official Barman Of Champion Pub <cite>SpaceBear_ posted [p:937065465] in My daughte... [t:78560376]...</cite> <quote>I just downloaded Roblox to try and relate to my nephew who is six years old. After I loaded it up, I showed him and he looked at my avatar in disdain and said: "Noob." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeoShadowhen 04/09/20 10:21:35 AM #21:	Hey daddy, maybe after I go to bed you can play some more to practice. I mean, he mayhave just been trying to be helpful, but damn... <cite>NeoShadowhen posted [p:937065542] in My daughte... [t:78560376]...</cite> <quote>Hey daddy, maybe after I go to bed you can play some more to practice. I mean, he mayhave just been trying to be helpful, but damn... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 04/09/20 10:24:29 AM #22:	NeoShadowhen posted... Hey daddy, maybe after I go to bed you can play some more to practice. I mean, he mayhave just been trying to be helpful, but damn... lmaooo --- http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html https://imgur.com/3SYUVmU <cite>Choco posted [p:937065647] in My daughte... [t:78560376]...</cite> <quote>NeoShadowhen posted... </cite> <quote>Hey daddy, maybe after I go to bed you can play some more to practice. I mean, he mayhave just been trying to be helpful, but damn...</quote>lmaooo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 04/09/20 10:25:17 AM #23:	R1masher posted... And shes 25 years old? <cite>Machete posted [p:937065681] in My daughte... [t:78560376]...</cite> <quote>R1masher posted... </cite> <quote>And shes 25 years old?</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlazinBlue88 04/09/20 10:40:41 AM #24:	Starmieketone posted... I am horrified. We have Mario Party for the Switch, so she may very well let loose sometime soob The Switch version is really random/not based on skill outside of the minigames so she might legit whoop you in it. That's the only version of Mario Party my little brother in law can beat me at. --- https://imgur.com/R15aJJ3 https://imgur.com/NJqp6LS <cite>BlazinBlue88 posted [p:937066294] in My daughte... [t:78560376]...</cite> <quote>Starmieketone posted... </cite> <quote>I am horrified. We have Mario Party for the Switch, so she may very well let loose sometime soob</quote>The Switch version is really random/not based on skill outside of the minigames so she might legit whoop you in it. That's the only version of Mario Party my little brother in law can beat me at. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Starmieketone 04/09/20 10:44:42 AM #25:	BlazinBlue88 posted... The Switch version is really random/not based on skill outside of the minigames so she might legit whoop you in it. That's the only version of Mario Party my little brother in law can beat me at. Then it is perfect for my daughter. She is very much her father and mothers daughter, and is used to excelling at most things she tries her hand at. A certain appreciation of Dame Fortunas fickle favour will work wonders, I suspect --- Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate. <cite>Starmieketone posted [p:937066466] in My daughte... [t:78560376]...</cite> <quote>BlazinBlue88 posted... </cite> <quote>The Switch version is really random/not based on skill outside of the minigames so she might legit whoop you in it. That's the only version of Mario Party my little brother in law can beat me at.</quote> Then it is perfect for my daughter. She is very much her father and mothers daughter, and is used to excelling at most things she tries her hand at. A certain appreciation of Dame Fortunas fickle favour will work wonders, I suspect </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gatorsPENSbucs 04/09/20 10:49:52 AM #26:	Butterfiles posted... She's the dad now Lol, daughter got the juice now --- https://imgur.com/JS8rhmk http://error1355.com/ce/gatorsPENSbucs.html https://imgur.com/pqMQZyw <cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted [p:937066705] in My daughte... [t:78560376]...</cite> <quote>Butterfiles posted... </cite> <quote>She's the dad now</quote>Lol, daughter got the juice now </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Starmieketone 04/09/20 10:56:56 AM #27:	All else got the pith? --- Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate. <cite>Starmieketone posted [p:937067019] in My daughte... [t:78560376]...</cite> <quote>All else got the pith? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masterpug53 04/09/20 11:20:05 AM #28:	Tagged TC as 'stinky bum pop nose.' --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. <cite>masterpug53 posted [p:937068114] in My daughte... [t:78560376]...</cite> <quote>Tagged TC as 'stinky bum pop nose.' </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 04/09/20 11:23:31 AM #29:	Starmieketone posted... Please also note, My nose features two orifices only. So you only have one nostril? --- 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:937068285] in My daughte... [t:78560376]...</cite> <quote>Starmieketone posted... </cite> <quote>Please also note, My nose features two orifices only.</quote>So you only have one nostril? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Starmieketone 04/10/20 9:59:32 AM #30:	DevsBro posted... So you only have one nostril? Three, if you count the rather disturbing pore upon its tip with an exceedingly rugose follicle projecting from it. Honestly, what is with that? One reaches one's thirties and suddenly heretofore suppressed wombat genes are expressed? --- Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate. <cite>Starmieketone posted [p:937126102] in My daughte... [t:78560376]...</cite> <quote>DevsBro posted... </cite> <quote>So you only have one nostril?</quote>Three, if you count the rather disturbing pore upon its tip with an exceedingly rugose follicle projecting from it. Honestly, what is with that? One reaches one's thirties and suddenly heretofore suppressed wombat genes are expressed? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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