Current Events > Jim Cornette flips his lid over Firefly Funhouse match.

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DirkDiggles
04/08/20 6:50:00 PM
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KiwiTerraRizing
04/08/20 6:50:51 PM
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I gotta disagree with Corny, I liked it

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Medussa
04/08/20 6:54:08 PM
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no...

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spikethedevil
04/08/20 6:54:19 PM
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Cornette always comes off as being really bitter that wrestling isnt same as it was in the late 80s/early 90s.

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BudDupree48
04/08/20 6:55:25 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
Cornette always comes off as being really bitter that wrestling isnt same as it was in the late 80s/early 90s.


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Questionmarktarius
04/08/20 7:58:53 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
Cornette always comes off as being really bitter that wrestling isnt same as it was in the late 80s/early 90s.
But... the Funhouse match was extra super mega kayfabe.
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Bluebomber182
04/08/20 8:00:25 PM
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the match was genius

cornette is a stupid idiot thats stuck in the past
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InfinityMonster
04/08/20 8:01:15 PM
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Mike Jones?

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GallisOTK
04/08/20 8:02:14 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
Cornette always comes off as being really bitter that wrestling isnt same as it was in the late 80s/early 90s.

Bluebomber182 posted...
the match was genius

cornette is a stupid idiot thats stuck in the past

Basically this
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Skye Reynolds
04/08/20 8:04:41 PM
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Jim Cornette disliked it when the Rock/Mankind empty arena match had them fighting past a fake food stand. Of course he's going to hate a match that's faker than wrest... faker than a three dollar bill.

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Southernfatman
04/08/20 8:05:31 PM
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I don't get why stuff like Hogan meeting the Dungeon of Doom "IT'S NOT HOT!", Robocop saving Sting, Hogan seeing Warrior in the mirror on Nitro, Undertaker's "death", or Mae Young birthing a hand today is considered awful crap yet really silly and stupid stuff made today is seen as great.

Cornette is abrasive and can say some stupid stuff from time to time, but a lot of people hate on him too much and only do so because he dared to criticize their favorite wrestlers/promotion.

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Skye Reynolds
04/08/20 8:08:42 PM
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Robocop would've been just fine had they treated him like a celebrity guest. Instead, they had him break open a cage with his superhuman strength.

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Error1355
04/08/20 8:12:31 PM
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Listened to about 8 minutes of this and holy shit what a salty guy. lol

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Skye Reynolds
04/08/20 8:15:39 PM
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Spooking posted...
Cornette is a contrarian. Always has been, continues to be.

He's been pretty consistent. What he wants is the 80s mentality featuring wrestlers born in the 80s.

Though by now, he probably wants dudes born in the 90s. He's as obsessed with young athletes as Vince is with BIG athletes.

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Keith_Valentine
04/08/20 8:19:11 PM
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I miss when i used to like wrestling. Really excellent entertainment. What was the chubby guy who dressed well, Jim Ross right? That man was fucking incredible as a commentator. He was passionate, professional, fun, the right man at the right time. Think hes dead now, rest in paradise bro. Kinda like Joe Rogan in UFC. I know a lot of people dont like him, but he loves combat sports, is knowledgable, gets genuinely excited. A real pleasure to have him commentate fights. I miss his old partner that got fired and went to Bellator, they were a great team.

I will always have a soft spot for wrestling but i havent watched it in years. Oh whats that, you say its 'fake'? No moron, its choreographed. Let me bodyslam you through a table and see how fake that is. Do a frontflip off the top rope for me if its so easy, in front of 30 thousand people. Those people are top tier athletes and performers.
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ultimate reaver
04/08/20 8:23:01 PM
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cornette hasn't been a part of anything successful in decades and nobody has any real reason to take advice about anything from him. he's also not stupid though, he knows what gets him over and that's being really loud and angry and animated. it's what keeps his podcast afloat and him visible enough to get gigs here and there

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TheBlueMonk_
04/08/20 8:23:47 PM
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Keith_Valentine posted...
I miss when i used to like wrestling. Really excellent entertainment. What was the chubby guy who dressed well, Jim Ross right? That man was fucking incredible as a commentator. He was passionate, professional, fun, the right man at the right time. Think hes dead now, rest in paradise bro. Kinda like Joe Rogan in UFC. I know a lot of people dont like him, but he loves combat sports, is knowledgable, gets genuinely excited. A real pleasure to have him commentate fights. I miss his old partner that got fired and went to Bellator, they were a great team.

I will always have a soft spot for wrestling but i havent watched it in years. Oh whats that, you say its 'fake'? No moron, its choreographed. Let me bodyslam you through a table and see how fake that is. Do a frontflip off the top rope for me if its so easy, in front of 30 thousand people. Those people are top tier athletes and performers.
Lmao Jim Ross does commentary on AEW, with tony schiavone. Wednesdays on TNT.

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KillerSlaw
04/08/20 8:25:52 PM
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https://youtu.be/WngpAHJNDhQ

Jim Cornette flips his lid ad DQ not making his burgers

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Touch
04/08/20 8:27:06 PM
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Southernfatman posted...
I don't get why stuff like Hogan meeting the Dungeon of Doom "IT'S NOT HOT!", Robocop saving Sting, Hogan seeing Warrior in the mirror on Nitro, Undertaker's "death", or Mae Young birthing a hand today is considered awful crap yet really silly and stupid stuff made today is seen as great.

Cornette is abrasive and can say some stupid stuff from time to time, but a lot of people hate on him too much and only do so because he dared to criticize their favorite wrestlers/promotion.
The firefly fun house match was silly, yes. But far from stupid. A lot of imagery and metaphor about John Cena's career.

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Skye Reynolds
04/08/20 8:27:11 PM
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*pours out that barbecue sauce in memory of Jim Ross*

As God as my witness, my heart's BROKEN IN HALF!


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KillerSlaw
04/08/20 8:31:38 PM
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Jim Ross died?

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Jeff AKA Snoopy
04/08/20 8:33:15 PM
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I feel like what they were trying to say is that the Firefly Funhouse is really an attack on the mind of those who do it.

So that match was reflective of shit Cena thinks of.

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Skye Reynolds
04/08/20 8:33:35 PM
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KillerSlaw posted...
Jim Ross died?

TheBlueMonk_ posted... Lmao Jim Ross does commentary on AEW, with tony schiavone. Wednesdays on TNT.



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Keith_Valentine
04/08/20 8:34:09 PM
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Nah hes not, my bad. I thought he was dead, im dumb. Fuck WWE for firing that dude.
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Skye Reynolds
04/08/20 8:37:41 PM
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To be fair, now probably isn't the time to be joking about something like that. A man like Jim Ross could be at risk.

But, yeah, he's still with us.

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NocturnalLight
04/08/20 8:37:46 PM
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I love Corny, but I disagree with his take.
I get where he's coming from.
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DirkDiggles
04/08/20 9:12:33 PM
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It's funny though. He hates this match but doesn't mind the Boneyard match.

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Ryven
04/09/20 3:15:11 PM
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His meltdown over Joey Janela's Social Distancing Match is pretty funny too.

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Conception616
04/09/20 3:23:16 PM
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The WWE shills defending this pile of shit continue to miss the point. It was a MASTERFULLY made video, and would have been the best WM pre-match promo ever. Its the fact they presented it AS THE MATCH ITSELF which is the problem.

Bryan Alvarez said it best: So you liked the Firefly Funhouse match. Now what?
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PrettyBoyFloyd
04/09/20 3:30:05 PM
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I've been considering to get one of his shirts.



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Conception616
04/09/20 5:04:39 PM
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Somebody was REALLY asshurt to mark that post, and the mod who deleted it clearly doesn't know what trolling is.
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DirkDiggles
04/09/20 5:44:09 PM
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Mod here aren't consistant at all. Thy deleted plenty of mine.

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Hayame Zero
04/09/20 5:47:07 PM
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DirkDiggles posted...
It's funny though. He hates this match but doesn't mind the Boneyard match.
Bryan Alvarez felt the same too. Thought the Boneyard match was the best thing about WM, but the Funhouse match was too much.

I loved both of them.

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CW_McGraw
04/09/20 5:50:20 PM
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I would happily listen to Jim Cornette shoot about the phonebook.

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