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NotYou
04/07/20 5:51:01 PM
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I hate poetry and I suck at it.
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R1masher
04/07/20 5:52:20 PM
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Botany

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R1R1R1R1R1R1
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PikachuMaxwell
04/07/20 5:52:55 PM
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Fiscal responsibility

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Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Favorite Characters: https://imgur.com/tcQlEb7
Nintendo Network Name: JohnJohn
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Lost_All_Senses
04/07/20 5:53:04 PM
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social distancing

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Name checks out
"Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone
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DK9292
04/07/20 5:54:36 PM
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Your penis.

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''It doesn't matter if we're devils! I can't abandon the person who's fighting this battle beside me to the very end!''
~Sunshine, Kinnikuman
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averagejoel
04/07/20 5:54:49 PM
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your favourite sweet treat

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peanut butter and dick
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EnragedSlith
04/07/20 5:54:50 PM
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Smackems
04/07/20 5:54:59 PM
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Beef hot dogs vs chicken/pork hotdogs

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Common sense is the most uncommon thing in the world-some dude.
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NotYou
04/07/20 7:26:41 PM
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One topic is boring, so I've decided to mash two together. Also, I'll probably be a while between updates because I'm an idiot and shitty poetry doesn't write itself.

R1masher posted...
Botany

PikachuMaxwell posted...
Fiscal responsibility

I've been learning and learning and learning all day
Reading and studying and slaving away
Endlessly trying to understand flowers
Oh roll back the time, oh rewind the hours
For there's little I've learned, and little I know
I couldn't have grasped with the tines of a hoe
For to grow something new is the humblest of deeds
To shelter and nourish and pull out the weeds
To watch it grow tall, and to watch it bear fruit
To know it by smell, by leaf, and by root
Takes patience, attention, and very great care
Too many do not have these virtues to spare

What use is a seed when fruit's what you need?
And the store down the road does have it indeed
Convenience and ease are a markup away
So why take tomorrow what you could have today?
If once you would try to grow something of your own
You may find that its value is more than you've known
What plant should you grow, if I may be so bold?
The one you should look for is the one that bears gold
Haven't seen one around? Well, let's be thrifty.
I've got one on sale for only $9.50.
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NotYou
04/07/20 9:11:29 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
social distancing
It's easy to be alone
Is what I've always thought
Time has always shown
Friends are all for naught

It's better to be alone
Not a care at all
Nobody on the phone
Nobody I need to call

Why wouldn't I be alone?
Where else would I be?
Happiest in my own
Blessed company

Everyone should be alone
Such a perfect bliss
If only they had known
How to live like this

Fearing being alone
It's so very silly
It just makes me groan
Like come on, really?

We're all born alone
So too of course we die
Alone of course you don't
Even have to say goodbye

Drawbacks of being alone
Maybe there are a few
I'm not made of stone
Neither I guess are you

Sometimes when I'm alone
I get sick of me
Be nice to have a clone
A little company

To always be alone
Can get a little samey
A little monotone
Can you really blame me?

What's it like not being alone?
Is it very scary?
I don't know why I'm prone
To thoughts so unnecessary

So sick of being alone
But it's too late to change
I reap what I have sown
By now I'm far too strange

Maybe just once I'll try
Something new to me
Not even quite sure why
I can't just let it be

It's too scary after all
If you would, please stay
Over there by that wall
Six feet or more away.
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SwordMaster13X
04/07/20 9:14:41 PM
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inloveanddeath0
04/07/20 9:15:17 PM
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The next posters mother

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