Current Events > C/D: evening shower takers > morning shower takers

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My hair would be disgusting if I didn't shower before work.

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Only nasty motherfuckers don't shower in the morning. You smell like BO and everybody knows it.

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my curly hair looks like trash in the morning unless i do head wraps and all that. and i hate sleeping with stuff on my head or in my hair, so i do the shower in the morning so i can reset my curls and style them.

but typically i shower twice a day since the gym and all that.

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Gakk86 posted...

Only nasty motherfuckers don't shower in the morning. You smell like BO and everybody knows it.

this. Do people not know how the body works?

Showering and then sleeping for 6-8 hours will make any of your body crevices stink. Hell your ass will smell after 1-2 hours after a shower without shitting.

unless your working dirty outside job, you should be showered in the morning.

Ew so many disgusting people here

I shower 3 time a day
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I have far less concern with potentially living in my own filth once i am in the privacy of my own home than i do with dragging it around for my workmates, friends and the general public to deal with during the day.


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100 burpees, then 40g of protein then shower.


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Gakk86 posted...

Only nasty motherfuckers don't shower in the morning. You smell like BO and everybody knows it.

Youre more than welcome to come smell me at any part of the day. Itll blow your mind and

bobaban posted...

this. Do people not know how the body works?

This guys

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I do both.

As long as you are showering once a day, it doesn't really matter that much when you do it. I do either or depending on the day and my mood. Some days I skip it altogether.

Major c

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I shower whenever I come home from being out all day or working. I take a quick one in the morning to rinse off and make sure my ass is really clean.

I used to be just a morning shower person, but thought about having all the filth from the day on me while getting in bed and sleeping in all of it.

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Hairistotle posted...

i tried this and it just made me super dry

Just lotion your body after you take a shower and you will be fine.

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I like my night showers...
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My job has me working on random times, though usually (like 90% of the time) I work in the night so I typically take a shower during the evening. The times where I have to work morning, I just take my shower in the morning lol

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I take evening showers because that's when I'm awake. I just don't like having to get up and set aside time for a shower if I need to be somewhere. Besides, my hair takes FOREVER to dry so I'd rather do it the night before so it has time to dry before the morning. This is especially important in the winter when thick, wet hair can form literal icicles if it's cold enough outside.

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Obviously. Why would you go to bed dirty?

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Broseph_Stalin posted...

I've never understood morning showers.

Morning showers are for those who stink easily.

People who only take showers in the morning, they bring all the shit back from work. You have dried sweat on you, shit stain in your butt crack and urine stain on your dick. And you rub all that in your bed sheets.

And if you don't sleep naked, the sweat still applies coming off your limbs. And there's a lot of dust and stuff that can get in your hair.

The only solution is to shower twice a day for those people.

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I like getting a shower early and being clean all day but I tend to get sweaty all day. So evening showers for me unless it's a weekend

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Cobra1010 posted...

Morning showers are for those who stink easily.

People who only take showers in the morning, they bring all the shit back from work. You have dried sweat on you, shit stain in your butt crack and urine stain on your dick. And you rub all that in your bed sheets.

The only solution is to shower twice a day for those people.

I know the COVID nutters have hoarded the toilet paper and everything, but you can still use, like, napkins or paper towels or SOMETHING. Shit stains and urine stains? Buddy, ur doin it wrong.

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Unless you have a bidet, just wiping with toilet paper is not enough.

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Broseph_Stalin posted...

how are you dirty just from sleeping if your sheets are clean

You can sweat during sleep.

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I mean, I sometimes use baby wipes if I'm having a bad time of it, but that gets the job done. Or a little water on toilet paper to make it moist enough for extra wiping. I'm pretty clean down there I'd say.

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Common sense when cleaning yourself after a bowel movement is now some elaborate and intricate process that only intellectuals can get so we can argue about not showering in the morning before going to work and interacting with people. Lol bidets

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Irony posted...

Nah, morning showers wake you up for the day.

I've considered returning to evening showers after doing morning showers for a very long time. I don't think as a replacement though, but in addition to. I prefer them in the evening actually, but mornings just make more sense logistically speaking, which is why I've been doing them for so long now.

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People who shower at night fuck.

Peoe who shower in the morning do not fuck.

sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...

People who shower at night fuck.

Peoe who shower in the morning do not fuck.

Is that correlation or causation?

C.

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Evening showers are for dirty middle school kids that cant wake up on time to take a shower in the morning tbh
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I take my showers in the afternoon like a heathen.

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