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SpacialEntropy
04/03/20 3:13:53 PM
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Am I being selfish by doing it against my fiance's wishes (too big if it works), or do I have a right to my own happiness and contention with my body?
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CommunismFTW
04/03/20 3:14:57 PM
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yes you have the right to mutilate your peepee nerves

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SpacialEntropy
04/03/20 3:16:01 PM
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CommunismFTW posted...
yes you have the right to mutilate your peepee nerves

Lol. It can be done safely, no?
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Irony
04/03/20 3:16:23 PM
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This doesn't even work though

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Tryhaptaward
04/03/20 3:16:28 PM
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Your body, your choice.
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SpacialEntropy
04/03/20 3:18:11 PM
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Irony posted...
This doesn't even work though

There are testimonials enough to say it does tbh.

Tryhaptaward posted...
Your body, your choice.

That was my thought
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LookANinja
04/03/20 3:23:32 PM
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SpacialEntropy posted...
There are testimonials enough to say it does tbh.
And i'm sure there are even more stories of it going horribly wrong that go untold because dudes are too embarrassed to say they tried it.

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UnholyMudcrab
04/03/20 3:24:00 PM
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I don't know what this is and I'm perfectly fine with staying that way
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thanosibe
04/03/20 3:26:28 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
I don't know what this is and I'm perfectly fine with staying that way
Wait so the title of the thread isnt a typo? I just assumed it was.

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SpacialEntropy
04/03/20 3:27:26 PM
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LookANinja posted...
And i'm sure there are even more stories of it going horribly wrong that go untold because dudes are too embarrassed to say they tried it.

It's safe if you do it right.
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Blue_Inigo
04/03/20 3:28:21 PM
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This is some incel shit

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SpacialEntropy
04/03/20 3:31:02 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
This is some incel shit

Again, I'm engaged. If I could get to 7.5 that would be great. Even a half inch would be nice.
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Lonestar2000
04/03/20 3:31:41 PM
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SpacialEntropy
04/03/20 3:32:57 PM
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Lonestar2000 posted...
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Does that really matter? I'm not making this up.
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SpacialEntropy
04/03/20 3:39:12 PM
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If this all goes account to plan I'll be just below 8". God I hope so, I need that boost.
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Drpooplol
04/03/20 3:43:27 PM
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This dude is admitting on gamefaqs that his partner has told him that his dong is too small lmao

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Tired-Insomniac
04/03/20 3:44:51 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
I don't know what this is and I'm perfectly fine with staying that way

This but ignore the last part

Wtf is it

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SpacialEntropy
04/03/20 3:44:54 PM
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Drpooplol posted...
This dude is admitting on gamefaqs that his partner has told him that his dong is too small lmao

Uhh, read it again. She said the opposite. I'm 7" currently. I'm almost too big already. If I go any bigger, I'm way too big. But I would feel better about myself being way too big tbh.
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sktgamer_13dude
04/03/20 3:45:39 PM
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Lonestar2000 posted...
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OffTempo
04/03/20 3:46:06 PM
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How big is your dick currently? From what I heard, if successful it doesn't even do that much for shooting for 8" might be too ambitious for you. Also if your wife is cool with how you are currently why risk fucking up your dick for life?

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SpacialEntropy
04/03/20 3:47:35 PM
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OffTempo posted...
How big is your dick currently? From what I heard, if successful it doesn't even do that much for shooting for 8" might be too ambitious for you. Also if your wife is cool with how you are currently why risk fucking up your dick for life?

I'm 7 inches. And 8 might be asking for too much, but 7.5 maybe. And I've read that if you aren't super rough with it there isn't much risk.
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Blue_Inigo
04/03/20 3:47:44 PM
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SpacialEntropy posted...
Again, I'm engaged. If I could get to 7.5 that would be great. Even a half inch would be nice.
And I repeat, this is some incel shit

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
04/03/20 3:47:56 PM
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I almost said "pics or it didn't happen".
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SpacialEntropy
04/03/20 3:48:08 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
And I repeat, this is some incel shit

That's your opinion.
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OffTempo
04/03/20 3:51:07 PM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
I almost said "pics or it didn't happen".
that was funny

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SpacialEntropy
04/03/20 3:57:15 PM
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I blame her tbh, but it's a long story.
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SpacialEntropy
04/03/20 4:17:25 PM
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Bump
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SpacialEntropy
04/03/20 4:19:03 PM
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Hairistotle posted...
how do you people even hear about this shit

It's not new or anything. Been around for a while.
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
04/03/20 4:19:24 PM
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Alright I'll be that guy... WTF is jelking??
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SpacialEntropy
04/03/20 4:20:26 PM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
Alright I'll be that guy... WTF is jelking??

Stretching your dick. Supposed to give added length, girth and keep you harder longer.
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TheFuriousInch
04/03/20 4:20:58 PM
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Drpooplol posted...
This dude is admitting on gamefaqs that his partner has told him that his dong is too small lmao
lol

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
04/03/20 4:21:43 PM
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Stretch it how?? Tie a shoe to the end of my wiener and throw rocks in it!?
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ultimate reaver
04/03/20 4:21:51 PM
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werent you the dude in another thread that said porn had fucked your brain up? if so get therapy

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NinjaPirateDood
04/03/20 4:22:26 PM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
I don't know what this is and I'm perfectly fine with staying that way


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JimCarrysToe
04/03/20 4:22:44 PM
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SpacialEntropy posted...
I blame her tbh, but it's a long story.
Story time

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SpacialEntropy
04/03/20 4:22:47 PM
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ultimate reaver posted...
werent you the dude in another thread that said porn had fucked your brain up? if so get therapy

I'm trying. Porn and my partner being a blabbermouth have given me a complex.
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SpacialEntropy
04/03/20 4:29:10 PM
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Luckily she's finally gone for an afternoon and I can get some practice in.
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
04/03/20 4:54:28 PM
#39:


My wiener is turning red from this shoe with rocks in it.
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MrResetti
04/03/20 4:56:58 PM
#40:


This shit was talked about all the time 10 years ago, where have yall been

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KillerKhan420
04/03/20 4:57:29 PM
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If you can't literally kill someone with your penis then you are way too small. Don't worry TC, me and da homies will take very good care of her after you have an unfortunate accident with jellying.

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thanosibe
04/03/20 5:11:02 PM
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ultimate reaver posted...
werent you the dude in another thread that said porn had fucked your brain up? if so get therapy
Well it wouldnt surprise me if his SO says his size is fine but he insists on barbarically flogging his dick that yes porn fucked his brain a bit.

Its why I rarely watch it but with my wife. If all you see about sex is porn than yeah your going to get obsessed with the lie that monster cocks are the only way to please a woman sexually.

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KINDERFELD
04/03/20 5:13:51 PM
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Jesus Christ, I just googled whaf that is!!


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KINDERFELD
04/03/20 5:16:52 PM
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SpacialEntropy posted...
I blame her tbh, but it's a long story.

Obviously not long enough...


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ultimate reaver
04/03/20 5:42:21 PM
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how did you not know what it was before now

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dj1200
04/03/20 5:44:39 PM
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If jelking worked reliably everyone would do it.

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SpacialEntropy
04/03/20 6:01:47 PM
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ultimate reaver posted...
how did you not know what it was before now

I did, j just didn't think it worked before reading into it more thoroughly.

dj1200 posted...
If jelking worked reliably everyone would do it.

Eh, apparently it takes a lot of persistence, so not necessarily.
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
04/03/20 8:45:12 PM
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SpacialEntropy posted...
Eh, apparently it takes a lot of persistence, so not necessarily.
Should I throw some more rocks in this shoe tied to my wiener??
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