Current Events > I'm down to 1 roll of tp. What's the trick to getting it?

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I haven't seen any in the past couple weeks

I asked the guy at the checkout when they restock and he just shrugged

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Use a beach towel

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Go early in the morning to your local stores. Just schedule a day to hit up all of them when they open. A lot of delivery trucks roll in and night and if not, restocking usually happens at night though that might vary.

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Go fishing in the sewer

shouldnt have laughed at me when I got my bidet installed

Try smaller stores. Grocery stores here are wiped out instantly, but Dollar Generals have a ton sitting there.
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OobyDooby posted...

Try smaller stores. Grocery stores here are wipes out instantly, but Dollar Generals have a ton sitting there.

I wish it was like that here, even the Dollar stores get wiped out right away. That said I could see that happening in some places.

Like locally we have walmart, marcs and aldi. Walmart is always going to get a lot more traffic even as a grocer so I'd go to marcs or aldis first.

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soulunison2 posted...

shouldnt have laughed at me when I got my bidet installed

do bidets even fully clean you? Isn't it like a gentle drinking fountain?

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Colorahdo posted...

I asked the guy at the checkout when they restock and he just shrugged

they're of no help. they stock as they get it on the next day. typically seniors get first shot at the TP. after 2 hours i was fortunate enough to find a package that will last a week.

only thing picked right now is pasta when they started rationing. everything else is normal pretty much (even chicken and beef).
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Go find a Birch tree, take the bark off and then run a flat blade down the white inside.

Seriously, I'm not shitting you - pun intended - if you've ever been in the forces (or Scouts) or lived rurully you'd know this trick, it's as soft as any toilet roll.

Just hop in the shower and wash. It's not that hard.

Gas stations and local convenience stores are more likely to have some.

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We're having a sale on slightly soiled.

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There's a bakery in my town selling certain essentials like eggs, milk, and bread, and they're also including 1 1000 foot industrial toilet paper roll for $4 in that.

Not 1 roll total, just 1 per customer. Check the favor app and go down to essentials and you might find a place like that in your local area.

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Wafflestompers

Use literal one piece of toilet paper everytime you go to get rid of the big lumps. Then just wash the rest off in the shower, and take a shower while your at it.

Or eat more fibre so you shit wipeless shit.

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