Current Events > Scenario: You're having sex with your girlfriend when you hear Pokemon noises

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UnfairRepresent 03/27/20 11:27:19 AM #1:	Or boyfriend if you're that way inclined. You're going at it and reaching your climax when suddenly you hear the familar sounds of pokemon video games blasting through the room as if someone just accidentally switched from mute to max volume halfway through a battle. Your girlfriend sits up and quickly hides something under the pillow. "Heeeeeeey....I guess someone must be playing pokemon next door....really loudly.... ..heheheh...ugh I can't lie to you sweetie. Sex with you is just so boring that to pass the time I secretly play pokemon. I always have since our second time. I just never wanted to hurt your feelings so I didn't tell you. You're not mad at me are you?" https://i.imgur.com/qeZj7aK.png How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:936317337] in Scenario: ... [t:78511817]...</cite> <quote>Or boyfriend if you're that way inclined. You're going at it and reaching your climax when suddenly you hear the familar sounds of pokemon video games blasting through the room as if someone just accidentally switched from mute to max volume halfway through a battle. Your girlfriend sits up and quickly hides something under the pillow. "Heeeeeeey....I guess someone must be playing pokemon next door....really loudly.... ..heheheh...ugh I can't lie to you sweetie. Sex with you is just so boring that to pass the time I secretly play pokemon. I always have since our second time. I just never wanted to hurt your feelings so I didn't tell you. You're not mad at me are you?" https://i.imgur.com/qeZj7aK.png How do you react? What do you do?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 03/27/20 11:28:08 AM #2:	What starter did she choose? --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:936317378] in Scenario: ... [t:78511817]...</cite> <quote>What starter did she choose? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlCalavicci 03/27/20 11:28:26 AM #3:	Spam Hyrdo Pump --- http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111123223446/simpsons/images/9/99/K.png I didn't even give you my coat! <cite>AlCalavicci posted [p:936317388] in Scenario: ... [t:78511817]...</cite> <quote>Spam Hyrdo Pump </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 03/27/20 11:36:57 AM #4:	Turbam posted... What starter did she choose? Charmander She called it Snuggles --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:936317824] in Scenario: ... [t:78511817]...</cite> <quote>Turbam posted...</cite> <quote>What starter did she choose? </quote> Charmander She called it Snuggles</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Compsognathus 03/27/20 11:45:02 AM #5:	I mean if I still get to have sex and she is happy with it. --- Gheb is my other account <cite>Compsognathus posted [p:936318214] in Scenario: ... [t:78511817]...</cite> <quote>I mean if I still get to have sex and she is happy with it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RetsuZaiZen 03/27/20 11:51:00 AM #6:	The Electric Slide --- Why do nerdsalways get caught up on the details? https://imgur.com/dntQM https://imgur.com/9gNcUGM https://imgur.com/bH8vq3f <cite>RetsuZaiZen posted [p:936318514] in Scenario: ... [t:78511817]...</cite> <quote>The Electric Slide </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
p-m 03/27/20 11:52:20 AM #7:	I can see her face and hands at all times, I'd notice her playing Pokmon --- 00000000000000000 <cite>p-m posted [p:936318575] in Scenario: ... [t:78511817]...</cite> <quote>I can see her face and hands at all times, I'd notice her playing Pokmon </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 03/27/20 12:01:05 PM #8:	p-m posted... I can see her face and hands at all times, I'd notice her playing Pokmon lol theres more than 1 one way to play a video game and she got good at hiding it --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:936319023] in Scenario: ... [t:78511817]...</cite> <quote>p-m posted...</cite> <quote>I can see her face and hands at all times, I'd notice her playing Pokmon </quote> lol theres more than 1 one way to play a video game and she got good at hiding it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 03/28/20 9:52:56 AM #9:	Compsognathus posted... I mean if I still get to have sex and she is happy with it. Well if you're happy always disappointing your girl --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:936367516] in Scenario: ... [t:78511817]...</cite> <quote>Compsognathus posted...</cite> <quote>I mean if I still get to have sex and she is happy with it. </quote> Well if you're happy always disappointing your girl</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EffectAndCause 03/28/20 10:02:44 AM #10:	Pokemon > Sex --- https://imgur.com/wMshiEN <cite>EffectAndCause posted [p:936367777] in Scenario: ... [t:78511817]...</cite> <quote>Pokemon > Sex</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 03/28/20 10:40:47 AM #11:	I'd be very upset and disappointed. Mostly that she's not dressed up as a Pokemon and making the Pokemon noises herself. --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:936368902] in Scenario: ... [t:78511817]...</cite> <quote>I'd be very upset and disappointed. Mostly that she's not dressed up as a Pokemon and making the Pokemon noises herself. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 03/28/20 10:42:31 AM #12:	lmfao UR actually made a good topic for once!!! --- http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html Doener macht schoener <cite>Choco posted [p:936368964] in Scenario: ... [t:78511817]...</cite> <quote>lmfao UR actually made a good topic for once!!! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 03/28/20 1:11:18 PM #13:	Choco posted... lmfao UR actually made a good topic for once!!! All my topics are good --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:936374589] in Scenario: ... [t:78511817]...</cite> <quote>Choco posted...</cite> <quote>lmfao UR actually made a good topic for once!!! </quote> All my topics are good</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 03/28/20 1:38:12 PM #14:	UnfairRepresent posted... All my topics are good LMAO!!! --- http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html Doener macht schoener <cite>Choco posted [p:936375768] in Scenario: ... [t:78511817]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>All my topics are good</quote>LMAO!!! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordFarquad1312 03/28/20 1:47:59 PM #15:	I thought you meant literal Pokmon noises, so that's what I'm going with. In which case I stop immediately and: https://imgur.com/Dlu8DtF --- El sexo sucio y el planeta limpio. "If you are tired of fear from links... Let Kirby's Nightmare protect you." <cite>LordFarquad1312 posted [p:936376182] in Scenario: ... [t:78511817]...</cite> <quote>I thought you meant literal Pokmon noises, so that's what I'm going with. In which case I stop immediately and: https://imgur.com/Dlu8DtF </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 03/28/20 1:58:37 PM #16:	--- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:936376731] in Scenario: ... [t:78511817]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Spidey5 03/28/20 2:05:56 PM #17:	https://i.imgur.com/diu6VUw.png --- http://i.imgtc.com/HbLRkhLI5v.png http://i.imgtc.com/h1kJWiJxAG.jpg <cite>Spidey5 posted [p:936377105] in Scenario: ... [t:78511817]...</cite> <quote>https://i.imgur.com/diu6VUw.png</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Marmitecashews 03/28/20 2:22:55 PM #18:	I would attempt to improve my love making skills. --- https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OlahNrlcgS4 <cite>Marmitecashews posted [p:936377909] in Scenario: ... [t:78511817]...</cite> <quote>I would attempt to improve my love making skills. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 03/29/20 3:18:43 PM #19:	LordFarquad1312 posted... I thought you meant literal Pokmon noises, so that's what I'm going with. In which case I stop immediately and: https://imgur.com/Dlu8DtF well it was literal pokemon noises in a way --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgur.com/yPw05Ob <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:936435033] in Scenario: ... [t:78511817]...</cite> <quote>LordFarquad1312 posted...</cite> <quote>I thought you meant literal Pokmon noises, so that's what I'm going with. In which case I stop immediately and: https://imgur.com/Dlu8DtF </quote> well it was literal pokemon noises in a way</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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