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UnfairRepresent
03/20/20 6:38:54 PM
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She obviously doesn't realize because she never met you as a teen.

She invites him round to introduce you and when he arrives and eats your food all you can think of is how much he looks like you did.

https://i.imgur.com/cLU4C1A.jpg

How do you react?
What do you do?
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YookaLaylee
03/20/20 6:40:14 PM
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I tell her that she has bad taste

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sLaCkEr408___RJ
03/20/20 6:40:43 PM
#3:


Meet his mother
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archedsoul
03/20/20 6:42:56 PM
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https://imgur.com/06AKs74

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Sariana21
03/20/20 6:57:24 PM
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My daughter's bf looks like a girl?

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Lost_All_Senses
03/20/20 7:00:34 PM
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I try to get him to cheat on her with me.

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anth0ny
03/20/20 7:01:51 PM
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Biscotti
03/20/20 7:04:11 PM
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I got compared to John all the time, right into my mid-20s.

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UnfairRepresent
03/20/20 7:10:27 PM
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https://i.imgur.com/wEhzW7V.png
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Feetish
03/20/20 7:11:25 PM
#10:


UnfairRepresent posted...
What do you do?

Them both.

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meralonne
03/20/20 7:13:05 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
https://i.imgur.com/wEhzW7V.png

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UnfairRepresent
03/20/20 7:56:04 PM
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sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
Meet his mother

What if she looks exactly like your mother when you were a teen?
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Reis
03/20/20 7:56:59 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
What if she looks exactly like your mother when you were a teen?

meet her father
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LordMarshal
03/20/20 7:59:48 PM
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I take out a picture of me at that age that looks most like him. Show her, and ruin the relationship so fast.....

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butthole666
03/20/20 8:01:51 PM
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Why do you make these weird-ass fucking polls about familial sexuality (borderline incest sometimes) all the fucking time?

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UnfairRepresent
03/20/20 8:06:15 PM
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butthole666 posted...
borderline incest

You're projecting

I've never said or done anything remotely related to incest
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Arcanine2009
03/20/20 8:37:42 PM
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Don't daughters date men that remind them of their dads?

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UnfairRepresent
03/20/20 9:02:46 PM
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Arcanine2009 posted...
Don't daughters date men that remind them of their dads?

I think that's a half -truth

I think children get a lot of understanding of gender roles from their parents and as such a lot aspects of their parents are reflected in their friends and lovers.

But I don't think they get off on being "reminded of their parents" anymore than you would
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Mistere Man
03/20/20 9:06:23 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
What if she looks exactly like your mother when you were a teen?
What if she is someone you banged about as many years ago as this new boyfriend is old?

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butthole666
03/20/20 11:03:38 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
You're projecting

I've never said or done anything remotely related to incest
no you very routinely make topics like this or like you walk in to find your son naked with his boyfriend wyd? ass shit and its weird as fuck

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butthole666
03/20/20 11:04:29 PM
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Like your stupid euphoric devils advocate shit is grating but these threads are just downright creepy my man

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Smackems
03/20/20 11:05:33 PM
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Take solace in knowing I could easily kick his ass

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UnfairRepresent
03/21/20 6:26:03 AM
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butthole666 posted...

no you very routinely make topics like this or like you walk in to find your son naked with his boyfriend wyd? ass shit and its weird as fuck

You're either projecting or confusing me with someone else.
87% chance you're projecting
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SH_expert44
03/21/20 6:29:38 AM
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I would be confused because my daughter is a lesbian.

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Mistere Man
03/21/20 10:29:55 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
You're either projecting or confusing me with someone else.
87% chance you're projecting
I have seen those topics, but I am fairly sure it was another poster making them.

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UnfairRepresent
03/22/20 7:00:36 AM
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SH_expert44 posted...
I would be confused because my daughter is a lesbian.

Well then she's bi or this is her girlfriend who looks just like you

Work with me a little dude.
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Master_Bass
03/22/20 7:04:49 AM
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YookaLaylee posted...
I tell her that she has bad taste
This. I'm so sorry for her.

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UnfairRepresent
03/23/20 6:36:02 PM
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Master_Bass posted...

This. I'm so sorry for her.

dude ...

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Shotgunnova
03/23/20 6:39:32 PM
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I don't have time for my daughter's problems -- I'm still dealing with the ninja bodyguards who think I'm a lookalike drug kingpin.

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obeseexplosive
03/23/20 7:01:20 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Well then she's bi or this is her girlfriend who looks just like you
I feel like I might finally have to fuck me

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IfGodCouldDie
03/23/20 7:10:07 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
I don't have time for my daughter's problems -- I'm still dealing with the ninja bodyguards who think I'm a lookalike drug kingpin.
Ha ha ha.

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inloveanddeath0
03/23/20 7:10:47 PM
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anth0ny posted...
But that's you now

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inloveanddeath0
03/23/20 7:11:42 PM
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SH_expert44 posted...
I would be confused because my daughter is a lesbian.
I highly doubt you have kids

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obeseexplosive
03/23/20 7:15:05 PM
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inloveanddeath0 posted...
I highly doubt you have kids
Dude @SH_expert44 daughter is the biggest lesbian i ever met

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divot1338
03/23/20 7:16:13 PM
#36:


UnfairRepresent posted...
She obviously doesn't realize because she never met you as a teen.

She invites him round to introduce you and when he arrives and eats your food all you can think of is how much he looks like you did.

https://i.imgur.com/cLU4C1A.jpg

How do you react?
What do you do?
Go back in time and bring my teenage self forward to cause hijinks.

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Tryin2GetDaPipe
03/23/20 7:22:54 PM
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Do we not have pictures in the past or something?

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UnfairRepresent
03/23/20 7:28:53 PM
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Tryin2GetDaPipe posted...
Do we not have pictures in the past or something?

Do you know what your parents looked like when they were teenagers?
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divot1338
03/23/20 7:30:35 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Do you know what your parents looked like when they were teenagers?
yes

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Tryin2GetDaPipe
03/23/20 7:30:57 PM
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Yes, it's literally why I made that point. Lol

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Questionmarktarius
03/23/20 7:35:48 PM
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Suddenly that time travel experiment several years ago makes horrifying sense.
So that's what her dad was trying to tell me. Maybe I better warn past me, but it didn't do much good then, either.
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UnfairRepresent
03/23/20 8:43:21 PM
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divot1338 posted...

yes

Tryin2GetDaPipe posted...
Yes, it's literally why I made that point. Lol

You guys are weird
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SH_expert44
03/23/20 8:50:37 PM
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inloveanddeath0 posted...
I highly doubt you have kids
I have 1. Shes 11.

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Offworlder1
03/23/20 8:53:53 PM
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Should she not know what her father looked like as a teenager ??, most people have photos of themselves as they grow up and at different stages of life. I call "bullshit" on this that she never saw a picture of her father as a young teen.

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UnfairRepresent
03/24/20 2:16:21 PM
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SH_expert44 posted...

I have 1. Shes 11.

An 11 year old lesbian ....
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BathroomWater
03/24/20 2:18:05 PM
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I wouldn't even remotely care, tbh.

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Zack_Attackv1
03/24/20 2:24:14 PM
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obeseexplosive
03/24/20 2:27:51 PM
#48:


UnfairRepresent posted...
An 11 year old lesbian ....
Don't you be judging his lesbian tween

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UnfairRepresent
03/25/20 11:46:48 AM
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obeseexplosive posted...

Don't you be judging his lesbian tween

She's not a teen she's 11
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obeseexplosive
03/25/20 4:24:34 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
She's not a teen she's 11
I said tween

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