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VidelsBoyToy
03/17/20 12:48:19 PM
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clean yourselves? Been wondering how I might do that if I run out before the shortages end. I got a few but with 3 people here, I dojn't think it will last more than 2 weeks ievne if I ration it out.

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Tired-Insomniac
03/17/20 12:48:46 PM
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I have a lot of socks and two very soft puppies

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JosephRogan
03/17/20 12:49:09 PM
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R1masher
03/17/20 12:52:03 PM
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Protip # 236

insert empty toilet paper roll halfway into rectum prior to bowel movement, feces will pass through tube, remove after dropping hot log, no muss no fuss

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VidelsBoyToy
03/17/20 12:53:31 PM
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R1masher posted...
Protip # 236

insert empty toilet paper roll halfway into rectum prior to bowel movement, feces will pass through tube, remove after dropping hot log, no muss no fuss
that's onle if you somehow seal the area between the your rectum walls and the outer side of the toilet paper roll..

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alimajor
03/17/20 12:54:09 PM
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Use your left hand fam
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FabIemaster
03/17/20 12:54:21 PM
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R1masher posted...
Protip # 236

insert empty toilet paper roll halfway into rectum prior to bowel movement, feces will pass through tube, remove after dropping hot log, no muss no fuss

But then u gotta wipe the roll so u can pull pant back up and save for later.

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Freddie_Mercury
03/17/20 12:57:27 PM
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just have a terrible diet so youll poop rocks and no wipe every time

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CanCanSam
03/17/20 1:04:01 PM
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This is why people needed to be smarter on what to stock up on. Do you have enough laundry detergent? If so, use any type of cloth and wash them afterward.
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VidelsBoyToy
03/17/20 1:31:36 PM
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nope, barely any laundry detergent but the thing is I haven't used any in months anyway. I usually wash my clothes in the sink with hand soap and baking soda.

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ScazarMeltex
03/17/20 1:38:28 PM
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Freddie_Mercury posted...
just have a terrible diet so youll poop rocks and no wipe every time
American problems require American solutions my man.

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Polycosm
03/17/20 1:44:00 PM
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I'm trying to find cat litter for my cat right now and the shelves are empty. I don't want to think about what people might be doing with it, but...

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TheBlueMonk_
03/17/20 1:45:16 PM
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the same way my ancestors did it for centuries

fucking water.

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VidelsBoyToy
03/17/20 1:45:35 PM
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Polycosm posted...
I'm trying to find cat litter for my cat right now and the shelves are empty. I don't want to think about what people might be doing with it, but...
just use dirt.

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cmiller4642
03/17/20 1:46:15 PM
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I work a job that's not going to get closed down anytime soon (medical)

I'll shit at work if it comes to that
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s0nicfan
03/17/20 1:47:21 PM
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IfGodCouldDie
03/17/20 1:48:02 PM
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Shit then shower.

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