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Zikten
03/14/20 5:00:45 PM
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I'm down to 11 rolls. was just at the store and there was no TP left. never seen it like that.
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Duncanwii
03/14/20 5:01:01 PM
#2:


Not enough.

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Anteaterking
03/14/20 5:01:10 PM
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FLAMING EVIL HOMER
03/14/20 5:01:30 PM
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2 rolls. RIP

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The Popo
03/14/20 5:02:00 PM
#5:


I bought a 24 pack a bit before all this started to go down. Got about 20 left.

So Im fine while the TP hysteria is going on.

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KookyCouture
03/14/20 5:02:23 PM
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I don't know, maybe about ten rolls? It's getting hard to buy them here now, having to go store to store dammit
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El Mexicano Texano
03/14/20 5:02:44 PM
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30 or so bought some from Sam's like 2 weeks ago

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Gakk86
03/14/20 5:03:34 PM
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I have 3 rolls. I don't really care, back when I was poor swiping napkins from Burger King was more than good enough for me, and I'm fine with doing it again. I already started using napkins to save the rolls for when people come over. It's fucking cheap paper you use to scrape shit off of your asshole, who cares what you use?

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modena
03/14/20 5:06:37 PM
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I'm about 1/6th from using my bi-annual package.Usually buy 2 packs a year.

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El Mexicano Texano
03/14/20 5:10:09 PM
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I have over 20 napkin rolls as well I think I'm good for awhile. Got a whole box of wipes for my kids as well with half another big box left so that's good.


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TheRealDill2016
03/14/20 5:12:12 PM
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1 for GameCube
1 for Wii U
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BeyondWalls
03/14/20 5:12:52 PM
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9. And I went to three different stores just to get that.

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Irony
03/14/20 5:13:22 PM
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TheRealDill2016 posted...
1 for GameCube
1 for Wii U
I was gonna say this you pos

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Nomadic View
03/14/20 5:15:21 PM
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2 of those big packs you get at Sams.

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DoctorVader
03/14/20 5:18:08 PM
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In December, they had an insane Amazon sale for like 80 roles for $20. I got like 300 roles. Half my basement is filled with it lmao.

However, I'm not home and temporarily relocated. I only brought a 27 pack with me. Should last a few months. Otherwise, I'll just sneak back into my place at night and grab more.

Probably gonna order a bidet soon anyway.


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Fossil
03/14/20 5:19:30 PM
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DoctorVader posted...
I only brought a 27 pack with me. Should last a few months.
... 27 rolls only lasts you 2 months? bru...
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brestugo
03/14/20 5:20:11 PM
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22 rolls

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DespondentDeity
03/14/20 5:21:01 PM
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4 rolls, couldn't find any today.

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Cleo_II
03/14/20 5:29:13 PM
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We have 4 packs of 24. We had 2 packs already just from a trip to Costco last month and I got two more at the store yesterday. We good
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TerrifyingRei
03/14/20 5:31:28 PM
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9 rolls. As a single male who lives by himself, that will last me about 2-3 months

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SuperVegitoFAN
03/14/20 5:32:35 PM
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6x2 or 8x2, i forgot.

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Villain
03/14/20 5:47:24 PM
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If I had to guess maybe 50-60 rolls.

I've always had a 3 month supply on hand though

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Tired-Insomniac
03/14/20 5:48:48 PM
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About 20 mega rolls

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DirkDiggles
03/14/20 5:49:30 PM
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Bout 1700 rolls left.

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DevsBro
03/14/20 5:50:34 PM
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I dunno, we usually have somewhere around 15 rolls so probably around there.

No point in buying something like that full price just because you're running out, when it goes on sale pretty often and you know you'll use it eventually.

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Politics
03/14/20 5:52:01 PM
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I have like 34ish rolls left so I should be okay

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uwnim
03/14/20 5:53:08 PM
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No idea. I dont keep track since I use the least out of everyone I live with.

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DoctorVader
03/14/20 5:53:18 PM
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Fossil posted...
... 27 rolls only lasts you 2 months? bru...
Huh? It should last several months but I definitely also use it to dry my hands or wipe stuff, so I do use more. But I never mentioned 2 months.

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tigerslashII
03/14/20 5:53:29 PM
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I have 5 and a half rolls to myself, but my toilet also has a bidet.

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DarthWendy
03/14/20 5:55:47 PM
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About 12 rolls, there's no ape-like lunacy over here, people are normal and there are bog rolls everywhere. At least so far.

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Awesome
03/14/20 5:57:34 PM
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like 40 scott rolls

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Smashingpmkns
03/14/20 5:58:11 PM
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I always have way too much TP. See sig.
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CasualGuy
03/14/20 5:58:38 PM
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1 roll

But I can always take a bunch from my workplace if need be. They're stocked up to wazoo

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Jiek_Fafn
03/14/20 6:04:37 PM
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A put 20 mega rolls
Should last a couple months. In the off chance that I go through them, my dad has like 10x that at his house because he bulk buys them. I'm sure he will share.

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MabusIncarnate
03/14/20 6:05:24 PM
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like 8 or 9 rolls. Usually a roll lasts 4-5 days so i'm good for a while.

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Gobstoppers12
03/14/20 6:06:02 PM
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24 rolls of 1000 sheet Scott (thin, but lots of sheets, so it balances)

I happened to buy toilet paper like 3 days before stocking up became a meme.

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MuayThai85
03/14/20 6:06:21 PM
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0. I haven't had or used TP in about 5 years now. TP is for savages. Have fun with your dirty asses no matter how much you wipe (unless you're doubling up with wet wipes or something).

Smashingpmkns posted...

I always have way too much TP. See sig.

If you are just using TP then that sig is a lie.

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CaptainOfCrush
03/14/20 6:07:31 PM
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2 rolls, but I have a bidet and an entire case of wet wipes I bought a while ago. Those two rolls will last me like a month each.

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Croast59
03/14/20 6:08:19 PM
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We already had around 45 rolls before this whole thing started.

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bigtiggie23
03/14/20 6:11:31 PM
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8 regular size rolls and 6 double size rolls, for just me and my wife (my wife more because I try to do most of my business at work). Speaking of work I manage a housekeeping crew and we have cases so I could always smuggle some out if need be. Given the circumstances the owner would probably be cool with it.
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MuayThai85
03/14/20 6:13:39 PM
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JustMyOpinion posted...
A couple weeks worth. 20 or 30 rolls. Whenever I buy toilet paper I buy the biggest ones I can find and I bought this one like a week or two ago.

Do you use an entire roll every time you take a shit?

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Pitlord_Special
03/14/20 6:20:49 PM
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I have 20 for myself, had bought some packs about a month or so ago.

These will probably last me several months so not really worried about running out.

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Drpooplol
03/14/20 6:25:55 PM
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I just bought some like last month, but we don't use much with two bidets in the house.

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Master_Happosai
03/14/20 6:26:58 PM
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JustMyOpinion posted...
No, but my wife manages to go through a roll a day.
LOL YES. and my wife is working from home the next two weeks. :(
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DirkDiggles
03/14/20 6:29:56 PM
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Irony posted...
Probably to clean up the pies from work

ROFL

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TwoBit_Samurai
03/14/20 7:24:12 PM
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FLAMING EVIL HOMER posted...
2 rolls. RIP

Same here

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Smackems
03/14/20 7:25:20 PM
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12 jumbo, 12 regulars, and another 12 coming from my grocery store buddy

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