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PrettyBoyFloyd
03/12/20 5:01:30 PM
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... pollen cough and burning sinuses has been agitating me for like a week now.

Though at first I thought I could be doomed with the COVID virus.

It wasn't until I started seeing the yellow dust around dried up water puddles that I understood what the deal was.

And it's like the same shit every year, except a month earlier.


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treewojima
03/12/20 5:07:19 PM
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yeah, the trees and plants are confused this year
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Foppe
03/12/20 5:08:07 PM
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Global warming.

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ThePieReborn
03/12/20 5:09:08 PM
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I take some minor solace in the knowledge that some bugs spawned back into existence only to freeze to death.

Thanks Nebraska for your weather that is so volatile it makes a temperamental thirteen year old girl look stable.

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Tired-Insomniac
03/12/20 5:10:41 PM
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ThePieReborn posted...
I take some minor solace in the knowledge that some bugs spawned back into existence only to freeze to death.

Thanks Nebraska for your weather that is so volatile it makes a temperamental thirteen year old girl look stable.

Oh hi fellow Nebraskan

Ready for the fucking snow next week?

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malenz
03/12/20 5:10:47 PM
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Get Nasacourt or Flonase (an offbrand with same active ingredients is OK).

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ThePieReborn
03/12/20 5:13:48 PM
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Tired-Insomniac posted...
Oh hi fellow Nebraskan

Ready for the fucking snow next week?
Hell yeah. I get to stay home and study corporate tax law like a bawss. ._.

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Duncanwii
03/12/20 5:15:46 PM
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Even if you had Corona you arent "doomed." You have a very high chance of surviving.

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Tired-Insomniac
03/12/20 5:21:28 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Even if you had Corona you arent "doomed." You have a very high chance of surviving.

Yeah fuck everyone you can spread it to

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EverDownward
03/12/20 5:26:03 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Even if you had Corona you arent "doomed." You have a very high chance of surviving.
ill prolly die, duncan. i'm end stage colon cancer, with metastasis to my lungs which are covered with tumors. coronavirus is an upper respiratory illness affecting...you guessed it, the lungs. and possibly leaving permanent damage, too.

save me, duncan.

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PrettyBoyFloyd
03/12/20 5:30:46 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Even if you had Corona you arent "doomed." You have a very high chance of surviving.

What good it that when most the people who provide everyday aid, living or basic necessities are dead?

Things can't produce themselves or transport itself.

Also like what happens when most the civil servants, fire, EMS, police, doctors and military have died off.

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Duncanwii
03/12/20 5:35:21 PM
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PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
What good it that when most the people who provide everyday aid, living or basic necessities are dead?

Things can't produce themselves or transport itself.

Also like what happens when most the civil servants, fire, EMS, police, doctors and military have died off.
That isnt going to happen.

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