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NeonOctopus
03/10/20 1:20:49 PM
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PatrickMahomes
03/10/20 1:21:19 PM
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Not all of us can afford bidets, mr. moneybags

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Tenlaar
03/10/20 1:21:48 PM
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If you wrap yourself up like a mummy then the germs can't get in, obviously.
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Blue_Inigo
03/10/20 1:22:43 PM
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Because Twilight Princess is a good ass game

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ocelot51
03/10/20 1:23:08 PM
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Lol if you don't panic buy all the consumables you can during a perceived crisis.
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Choco
03/10/20 1:23:39 PM
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buying all they need for when the time comes that you don't wanna leave your house

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Tired-Insomniac
03/10/20 1:24:03 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Because Twilight Princess is a good ass game

Ehh I'd give it like a solid 8.8/10

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Ivynn
03/10/20 1:24:45 PM
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It's the new currency for the apocalypse.

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EverDownward
03/10/20 1:25:33 PM
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Really? If you by chance happen to catch Covid-19, and the purported best way to further limit its spread is self-quarantine/self-isolation, then you're gonna need a pretty hefty number of rolls.

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Jagr_68
03/10/20 1:26:43 PM
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idk Chipotle must've started their nation-wide $5 burrito bowl month.

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Keith_Valentine
03/10/20 1:27:39 PM
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Theyre stocking up because APPARENTLY, this gal told me this. A majority of tp comes from China and the factories are closed down. So people anticipate a shortage soon. I dunno but my wal mart is almost all bought out.
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NeonOctopus
03/10/20 1:28:27 PM
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Choco posted...
buying all they need for when the time comes that you don't wanna leave your house
Then just shit outside if the world is gonna end then to fertilize your food crops. Duh!

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NeonOctopus
03/10/20 1:29:35 PM
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EverDownward posted...
Really? If you by chance happen to catch Covid-19, and the purported best way to further limit its spread is self-quarantine/self-isolation, then you're gonna need a pretty hefty number of rolls.
How fucking often do you go through toilet paper in 2 weeks? I got once every 2 days and only use like 10-20 sheets a go >_>

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TheHoldSteady
03/10/20 1:31:14 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
How fucking often do you go through toilet paper in 2 weeks? I got once every 2 days and only use like 10-20 sheets a go >_>

For a family of five that's almost one-hundred sheets every two days.

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Hambo the Hog
03/10/20 1:34:02 PM
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At this point it practically makes sense to start stockpiling it because now the stores are running out and who knows when you'll get another chance to buy any.

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I Like Toast
03/10/20 1:37:57 PM
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Hambo the Hog posted...
who knows when you'll get another chance to buy any.
When people stop

Hambo the Hog posted...
stockpiling it because now


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NeoShadowhen
03/10/20 1:42:57 PM
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Mass hysteria.

Interestingly, the Wikipedia entry listing examples of mass hysteria mentions the current toilet paper rush.

Basically, people are seeing videos of other people Zerg rushing the toilet paper, so they now feel the need to Zerg rush the toilet paper.

If you are in an area not experiencing a toilet paper hysteria event, there are several ways in which you could help it along, but I wouldnt recommend it.
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Jagr_68
03/10/20 1:50:30 PM
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Zerg rushing for TP is an amazingly accurate metaphor

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ZevLoveDOOM
03/10/20 1:52:12 PM
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cause the great Cornholio requires it.
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Tryhaptaward
03/10/20 1:52:29 PM
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I only use like 4-5 sheets per dump, don't get any messy ones really.

I used to go with the double then single method of wiping, but I like the three-two approach now NAW MEAN
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