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Austin_Era_II
03/08/20 10:54:04 PM
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Like do I ask her half way into it if I'm doing good? I don't want anything lower than an A grade.

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Lost_All_Senses
03/08/20 10:57:31 PM
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Your back will be bleeding.

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Keith_Valentine
03/08/20 10:58:39 PM
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Never ask. Look for the puddle.

Cant fake wet.
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Gobstoppers12
03/08/20 10:59:39 PM
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Austin_Era_II posted...
Like do I ask her half way into it if I'm doing good?
No, you ask if you're doing well.

Nothing turns a girl off more quickly than poor word choice.

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inloveanddeath0
03/08/20 11:00:19 PM
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I'm huh idk this definitely wasn't my experience

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MabusIncarnate
03/08/20 11:00:26 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
No, you ask if you're doing well.

Nothing turns a girl off more quickly than poor word choice.
LOL

Also TC, never attempt to reproduce please.

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SpaceBear_
03/08/20 11:00:26 PM
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You won't know. And you never will.

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inloveanddeath0
03/08/20 11:00:43 PM
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Fuck like animals or don't even bother

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DrizztLink
03/08/20 11:00:55 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
No, you ask if you're doing well.

Nothing turns a girl off more quickly than poor word choice.
https://youtu.be/84nVQdGdnWE

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Arcanine2009
03/08/20 11:00:58 PM
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Are you going to have it soon?

Don't forget foreplay and do oral on her first.

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Lost_All_Senses
03/08/20 11:01:42 PM
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It's best to just apologize after to be safe.

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KiwiTerraRizing
03/08/20 11:01:44 PM
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Your dick aint on Yelp. Get your nut and get back to video games.

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inloveanddeath0
03/08/20 11:02:51 PM
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Use your tongue for 30 minutes

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CapnMuffin
03/08/20 11:03:21 PM
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Send a surveymonkey link after

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kingdrake2
03/08/20 11:04:38 PM
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Arcanine2009 posted...
Don't forget foreplay and do oral on her first.

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nevershine
03/08/20 11:05:25 PM
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always ask if its ok before doing anything. (kissing, foreplay, oral, etc.) you dont want a lawsuit on your hands.

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Sabram
03/08/20 11:05:30 PM
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If she's struggling to catch her breath and her hands are trying to grab and hold onto whatever they can

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KiwiTerraRizing
03/08/20 11:07:26 PM
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Sabram posted...
If she's struggling to catch her breath and her hands are trying to grab and hold onto whatever they can

That means youre yanking the belt too hard.

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Questionmarktarius
03/08/20 11:08:10 PM
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...if you get to have sex a second time.
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DigitalCamera
03/08/20 11:11:18 PM
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you won't do good or well on your first time, that's just...a fact.

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jumi
03/08/20 11:35:40 PM
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If she's-a moanin', keep-a bonin'.

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KingArthur3D
03/08/20 11:39:06 PM
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Keith_Valentine
03/08/20 11:47:12 PM
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jumi posted...
If she's-a moanin', keep-a bonin'.

Lol. Thats p good.
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Mr_Biscuit
03/08/20 11:48:04 PM
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Keith_Valentine posted...
Never ask. Look for the puddle.

Cant fake wet.


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SauI_Goodman
03/08/20 11:48:42 PM
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you won't last longer than 10 seconds

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muchdran
03/08/20 11:52:24 PM
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Tired-Insomniac
03/08/20 11:59:29 PM
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Just remember: the hole is lower than you think.

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Keith_Valentine
03/09/20 12:17:17 AM
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Sit down son, let me explain something to you about female arousal...

Anyway some people consider squirting to be pee, so the answer to your question is yes.
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ultimate reaver
03/09/20 12:21:31 AM
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Little green numbers appear over her head every time you get points

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brestugo
03/09/20 12:45:10 AM
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When she stops laughing, she'll tell you how good it was.

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dj1200
03/09/20 12:47:39 AM
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Check your reviews on Yelp after.

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Harpie
03/09/20 12:48:25 AM
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You probably wont do good, but it doesnt matter because you can only improve from there

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kingdrake2
03/09/20 1:17:30 AM
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Harpie posted...
You probably wont do good


1st time's are always bad. unless he's a real Casanova in bed.
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malenz
03/09/20 1:18:33 AM
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TC we know you're not a virgin.

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TreyFlowers
03/09/20 2:17:42 AM
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malenz posted...
TC we know you're not a virgin.

That's it. The internet has come full circle. People pretending to be virgins and other people telling them they're trolling for saying they are.

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Darkrobotisback
03/09/20 2:46:55 AM
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Look at her face. If her face isn't ahegao-ish... You fucked up badly

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Irony
03/09/20 2:47:24 AM
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malenz posted...
TC we know you're not a virgin.
It's reverse psychology

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Astros
03/09/20 2:58:06 AM
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If you orgasmed than you did great!

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haloiscoolisbak
03/09/20 3:43:15 AM
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DigitalCamera posted...
you won't do good or well on your first time, that's just...a fact.

my first time was awkward and all that until she suggested we try doggie.

doing that came very naturally and easily to me(its pretty straightforward right, you grab onto them and hump) and it ended up being good for both of us. probably helped that she knew it was my first time so she was a bit more patient

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AirFresh
03/09/20 3:45:37 AM
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You feel it getting wet.

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Kimbos_Egg
03/09/20 4:31:48 AM
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if she wakes up
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Big_Nabendu
03/09/20 4:58:33 AM
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Look for the jelly legs my friend

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Colonel_Snitsky
03/09/20 5:08:12 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
It's best to just apologize after to be safe.

xD

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teepan95
03/09/20 5:09:03 AM
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CapnMuffin posted...
Send a surveymonkey link after


On a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate this dick?
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Colonel_Snitsky
03/09/20 5:09:10 AM
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CapnMuffin posted...
Send a surveymonkey link after

ahahaha


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Austin_Era_II
03/09/20 8:06:12 AM
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We are gonna be at her house. Can I go over with a toothbrush? I'd like to brush my teeth after cause later that day we are gonna go watch a movie.

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Sabram
03/09/20 7:42:14 PM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
That means youre yanking the belt too hard.
Oh shit, is that what it was? Oh well

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