Current Events > Your son comes back from abroad and says 'Hi dad, this is my fiancé.'

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UnfairRepresent
03/02/20 7:50:35 AM
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https://i.imgur.com/t6RZDxy.jpg

'His name is Aziz.'

How do you react?
What do you do?
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MarshallStack
03/02/20 8:44:38 AM
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For some reason I read this as son comes back from the dead

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Shablagoo
03/02/20 8:45:50 AM
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Hi, my fianc. Im dad!

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Jeff AKA Snoopy
03/02/20 8:47:44 AM
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I would ask how much his fiance can bench.

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Zombified_Toast
03/02/20 9:25:03 AM
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"Holy fuck, you're fuckin jacked!"

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UnfairRepresent
03/02/20 9:46:11 AM
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MarshallStack posted...
For some reason I read this as son comes back from the dead

how?
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Ving_Rhames
03/02/20 9:47:51 AM
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Congratulations

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Tenlaar
03/02/20 9:50:01 AM
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I'd ask him if it's as hard to wipe his ass as it looks like it would be.
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Kitt
03/02/20 9:50:21 AM
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Why are you so obsessed with our hypothetical children's sex/love life?
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UnfairRepresent
03/02/20 9:53:47 AM
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Tenlaar posted...
I'd ask him if it's as hard to wipe his ass as it looks like it would be.

"Nem"
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Were_Wyrm
03/02/20 9:54:49 AM
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Does he know about the broad you were just with?

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Vicious_Dios
03/02/20 10:09:52 AM
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Damn son, you came back jacked, and somehow a different ethnicity? Anyway, where's your fiance? I can't wait to meet her!

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Tobi011
03/02/20 10:38:10 AM
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Kitt posted...
Why are you so obsessed with our hypothetical children's sex/love life?
This needs to be answered TC.
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Alucard188
03/02/20 10:41:22 AM
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Looking like a toasted Stay Puft Marshmellow Man.

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Ilishe
03/02/20 10:46:45 AM
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I would be disappointed not going to lie. I actually have a son though.

Not because I have something against gay people, but because that person doesn't look right in the head at all.

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Shadowplay
03/02/20 10:50:56 AM
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"You have terrible taste."

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UnfairRepresent
03/02/20 11:27:00 AM
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Shadowplay posted...
"You have terrible taste."

"daaad!"
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DirkDiggles
03/02/20 11:32:42 AM
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Play a practical joke and put a post it note on his back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj2yfvQGbl8

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Shablagoo
03/02/20 11:32:56 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
how?

some reason did you miss that?

Kitt posted...
Why are you so obsessed with our hypothetical children's sex/love life?

Tobi011 posted...
This needs to be answered TC.


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UnfairRepresent
03/02/20 7:25:22 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
some reason did you miss that?

Kitt posted...
Why are you so obsessed with our hypothetical children's sex/love life?

Tobi011 posted...
This needs to be answered TC.

I'm not
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Zikten
03/02/20 7:32:11 PM
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I would say "holy shit you look like Zangief from street fighter 2!"
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Prismsblade
03/02/20 7:32:52 PM
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Challenge him to a arm wrestle, and win.

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UnfairRepresent
03/02/20 8:36:55 PM
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Zikten posted...
I would say "holy shit you look like Zangief from street fighter 2!"

No beard
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