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sLaCkEr408___RJ
03/01/20 4:06:29 PM
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Like if you we're in class and people say it's coming from your direction
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SpaceBear_
03/01/20 4:07:43 PM
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Why would you ever deny it

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Turbam
03/01/20 4:08:29 PM
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Assert your dominance and fart again

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Tyranthraxus
03/01/20 4:08:37 PM
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Say "oh shit"

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Hummer 2
03/01/20 4:09:02 PM
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l ACCEPT.
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FF_Redux
03/01/20 4:10:04 PM
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XxKrazyChaosxX
03/01/20 4:12:52 PM
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"Yeah I smell that too. What is that?"

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NathanX95
03/01/20 4:13:04 PM
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Definitely don't defend yourself, the more you do that, the more that they'll accuse you of it. I would just turn it around the person who made the first accusation.
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dave_is_slick
03/01/20 4:13:53 PM
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NathanX95 posted...
Definitely don't defend yourself, the more you do that, the more that they'll accuse you of it. I would just turn it around the person who made the first accusation.
The old, "he who smelt it, dealt it."

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Lost_All_Senses
03/01/20 4:16:12 PM
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Claim it like a man. How much other stuff you leaving for others to take the fall?

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DeathVelvien
03/01/20 4:16:36 PM
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Turn around, fart in the accuser's face, and ensure everyone knows what happens to anyone who dares make such accusations

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FuneralFroth
03/01/20 4:21:33 PM
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Just stand up and yell at the top of your lungs I DIDNT FUCKING FART GODDAMN IT

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Corrupt_Power
03/01/20 4:22:53 PM
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Turbam posted...
Assert your dominance and fart again

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ToPoPO
03/01/20 4:30:16 PM
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Just throw up from the smell
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SauI_Goodman
03/01/20 4:31:28 PM
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Don't believe me? Smell my ass.

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Lost_All_Senses
03/01/20 4:47:50 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
Don't believe me? Smell my ass.

*Slides on knees across floor and plants my nose into ass*

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Rika_Furude
03/01/20 4:48:07 PM
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SpaceBear_ posted...
Why would you ever deny it
For example, if it wasnt you who farted

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