Current Events > lmfao @ some of these 'dumbest 911 calls ever'

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These are probably old to some of you, but enjoy.

Ive been in the 911 biz for over 22 years. If a caller starts the call with I swear Im not crazy then you need to buckle up for some insanity. A guy started a call with those words after escaping from his apartment and running to the closest 7-Eleven. He swore that his roommates were turning into giant crabs. He was going to show the officers that they were currently in giant cocoons transforming. As you might expect, he was out of his mind on drugs.

Had a lady trying to call an ambulance because she opened a package from Amazon at home and she was afraid that that her kid was about to have a major allergic reaction From the packing peanuts. The kid was allergic to peanuts, and when her kid mentioned what they were called, she freaked out.

Caller: A deer just swam across the river behind my house.
Me: Okay?
Caller: Well I am worried it might be cold.
Me:Well there is nothing we can do about a deer being cold. Didnt it run off after swimming in the river?
Caller: Yes.
Me: Well maam its a wild animal and Id guess its going to be fine.
Caller: Okay.'

Ive been a police 911 operator for 15 years. The stories I have.
Ive had someone call 911 to find out how long to smoke a brisket.
Ive had someone call 911 to ask what the fines for parking tickets are.
Ive had someone call 911 to wish me a merry Christmas when I was working at 3 a.m. on Christmas morning.
Ive had someone call 911 to report that their trunk wasnt opening and they wanted to know what to do about it.
Ive had someone call 911 because they were lonely. About 1,000 times.

Dispatcher: So you called 911 because a microwave you dont even own is missing? Did you ask your landlord if he took it?
Guy: Uh, no.
Dispatcher: Well, thats not an emergency, sir.
Guy: But Im really hungry.
The genius insisted that police officers be sent to his rooming house ASAP because of the missing microwave. Officers showed up so they could cite him for improper use of 911. The guy pleaded Not Guilty and requested a jury trial. He represented himself. The jury was out 20 minutes before it announced its Guilty verdict.

Had a guy in my southern California beach city call saying there was a bear in his backyard. It was an opossum. Not even that big. Regular sized, rat-looking opossum.

Entitled rich brat demanding an officer drive her back home because she spent her travel money partying. She felt since her father was a well-known surgeon, and a higher taxpayer she should get a break and get a ride. I told her no and hung up on her.

Guy called because there was an aggressive squirrel next to his car and he couldnt get in. Squirrel left before police got there.


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