Current Events > Bros I just fuckin ANNIHILATED my toilet

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Chicken 02/28/20 3:43:23 AM #1:	Had some bad cake at work today so just chilling in bed when I feel the rush. Before I can clench, its already out a little. And its slippery so clenching wont stop the rest. I rushed over to my toilet and prepared to sit. Too late. Mid squat, it comes. I dare not sit down to finish as my legs would be devastated. No, my friends. I stayed mid squat the rest of the time, sacrificing my toilet seat instead of further tainting my body. after, I jumped in the shower and stomped what was on me down the drain. Took me like 30 minutes to clean the toilet holy FUCK. --- May contain bones https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:934983194] in Bros I jus... [t:78437156]...</cite> <quote>Had some bad cake at work today so just chilling in bed when I feel the rush. Before I can clench, its already out a little. And its slippery so clenching wont stop the rest. I rushed over to my toilet and prepared to sit. Too late. Mid squat, it comes. I dare not sit down to finish as my legs would be devastated. No, my friends. I stayed mid squat the rest of the time, sacrificing my toilet seat instead of further tainting my body. after, I jumped in the shower and stomped what was on me down the drain. Took me like 30 minutes to clean the toilet holy FUCK. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lordofkhyber 02/28/20 3:54:32 AM #2:	Same --- Caught in the undertow <cite>Lordofkhyber posted [p:934983393] in Bros I jus... [t:78437156]...</cite> <quote>Same </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Reis 02/28/20 3:54:51 AM #3:	imagine making this topic without pics flopic <cite>Reis posted [p:934983400] in Bros I jus... [t:78437156]...</cite> <quote>imagine making this topic without pics flopic </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ReggieBush09 02/28/20 3:55:33 AM #4:	one time I took a crap and it looked like a 9 inch dong. --- The Man, the myth the Reggie! <cite>ReggieBush09 posted [p:934983412] in Bros I jus... [t:78437156]...</cite> <quote>one time I took a crap and it looked like a 9 inch dong. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
inloveanddeath0 02/28/20 3:57:09 AM #5:	ReggieBush09 posted... one time I took a crap and it looked like a 9 inch dong. Username checks out --- http://www.last.fm/user/PolarPolaroids <cite>inloveanddeath0 posted [p:934983431] in Bros I jus... [t:78437156]...</cite> <quote>ReggieBush09 posted... </cite> <quote>one time I took a crap and it looked like a 9 inch dong.</quote>Username checks out </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 02/28/20 3:57:36 AM #6:	Reis posted... imagine making this topic without pics flopic Get a mod to ok poop pics and Ill obliterate my toilet again for internet points. --- May contain bones https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:934983438] in Bros I jus... [t:78437156]...</cite> <quote>Reis posted... </cite> <quote>imagine making this topic without pics flopic</quote>Get a mod to ok poop pics and Ill obliterate my toilet again for internet points. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rika_Furude 02/28/20 4:07:30 AM #7:	One time i had bad mcnuggets or something and for a weekend i lived on the toilet pooping clear liquid Not liquid poop, just a clear liquid I vomited for the first time in like 15 years. I must have vomited like 2 litres in one session I was better in time for work >.> --- https://imgur.com/oQHLBrx https://imgur.com/ah5IE8D https://imgur.com/USV84z9 https://imgur.com/PSjlohO <cite>Rika_Furude posted [p:934983607] in Bros I jus... [t:78437156]...</cite> <quote>One time i had bad mcnuggets or something and for a weekend i lived on the toilet pooping clear liquid Not liquid poop, just a clear liquid I vomited for the first time in like 15 years. I must have vomited like 2 litres in one session I was better in time for work >.> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 02/28/20 4:16:17 AM #8:	Who POSTED --- May contain bones https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:934983756] in Bros I jus... [t:78437156]...</cite> <quote>Who POSTED </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
inloveanddeath0 02/28/20 4:17:27 AM #9:	Chicken posted... Who POSTED Yo momma --- http://www.last.fm/user/PolarPolaroids <cite>inloveanddeath0 posted [p:934983773] in Bros I jus... [t:78437156]...</cite> <quote>Chicken posted... </cite> <quote>Who POSTED</quote>Yo momma </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rika_Furude 02/28/20 4:18:14 AM #10:	I posted --- https://imgur.com/oQHLBrx https://imgur.com/ah5IE8D https://imgur.com/USV84z9 https://imgur.com/PSjlohO <cite>Rika_Furude posted [p:934983778] in Bros I jus... [t:78437156]...</cite> <quote>I posted </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
inloveanddeath0 02/28/20 4:18:22 AM #11:	Chicken posted... Get a mod to ok poop pics and Ill obliterate my toilet again for internet points. Maybe just go to Reddit --- http://www.last.fm/user/PolarPolaroids <cite>inloveanddeath0 posted [p:934983784] in Bros I jus... [t:78437156]...</cite> <quote>Chicken posted... </cite> <quote>Get a mod to ok poop pics and Ill obliterate my toilet again for internet points.</quote>Maybe just go to Reddit </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SH_expert44 02/28/20 4:19:59 AM #12:	I keep a home depot bucket ready in case i have an emergency like this and need to fire out 5 gallons of yum-yum. Seal it up and bury that shit. --- https://imgur.com/iQep35u https://imgur.com/nhHkg9L <cite>SH_expert44 posted [p:934983804] in Bros I jus... [t:78437156]...</cite> <quote>I keep a home depot bucket ready in case i have an emergency like this and need to fire out 5 gallons of yum-yum. Seal it up and bury that shit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 02/28/20 4:22:54 AM #13:	SH_expert44 posted... I keep a home depot bucket ready in case i have an emergency like this and need to fire out 5 gallons of yum-yum. Seal it up and bury that shit. thats how horror movies start --- May contain bones https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:934983857] in Bros I jus... [t:78437156]...</cite> <quote>SH_expert44 posted... </cite> <quote>I keep a home depot bucket ready in case i have an emergency like this and need to fire out 5 gallons of yum-yum. Seal it up and bury that shit.</quote>thats how horror movies start </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Seitar 02/28/20 4:41:44 AM #14:	Last week I was constipated with the hardest poop ever. It took me better part of an hour to get it out, the whole ordeal included rubber gloves and doing things I never thought I would ever have to do to myself. --- PSN: Seitar-Hubbe <cite>Seitar posted [p:934984138] in Bros I jus... [t:78437156]...</cite> <quote>Last week I was constipated with the hardest poop ever. It took me better part of an hour to get it out, the whole ordeal included rubber gloves and doing things I never thought I would ever have to do to myself. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
An_Actual_Chad 02/28/20 5:10:36 AM #15:	Reis posted... imagine making this topic without pics flopic One time I just suggested that I might post a pic of my poo if enough people said they would want to see it (my poo is purple sometimes because I drink beet juice), and my topic got deleted. So if suggesting that you MIGHT post a pic of your poo is moddable, I would guess that actually posting a picture of your poo is moddable, too. --- Being a Chad is a choice. <cite>An_Actual_Chad posted [p:934984555] in Bros I jus... [t:78437156]...</cite> <quote>Reis posted... </cite> <quote>imagine making this topic without pics flopic</quote>One time I just suggested that I might post a pic of my poo if enough people said they would want to see it (my poo is purple sometimes because I drink beet juice), and my topic got deleted. So if suggesting that you MIGHT post a pic of your poo is moddable, I would guess that actually posting a picture of your poo is moddable, too. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Chicken 02/28/20 5:50:17 AM #17:	SubtletyRefuge posted... Dont you have a condition that does this I have or had hemorrhoids that made it pretty rough and bloody but this is just pure spoiled cake. I just passed like a gallon of water though holy FUCK. And I feel another round bubbling up. --- May contain bones https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:934985051] in Bros I jus... [t:78437156]...</cite> <quote>SubtletyRefuge posted... </cite> <quote>Dont you have a condition that does this</quote>I have or had hemorrhoids that made it pretty rough and bloody but this is just pure spoiled cake. I just passed like a gallon of water though holy FUCK. And I feel another round bubbling up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Chicken 02/28/20 10:43:57 AM #19:	SubtletyRefuge posted... Yeah, that plus bad cake isnt a good combo at all lol. You didnt know the cake was bad? Nah but thinking back they probably set it out for us because it was close to expiry, and now Im betting they had it sitting out for several hours before I got to it. Been shitting out so much water I dont know where its all coming from. I just hope to god I dont shit myself at work today. Poop that liquidy would be impossible to hide. --- May contain bones https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:934991342] in Bros I jus... [t:78437156]...</cite> <quote>SubtletyRefuge posted... </cite> <quote>Yeah, that plus bad cake isnt a good combo at all lol. You didnt know the cake was bad?</quote>Nah but thinking back they probably set it out for us because it was close to expiry, and now Im betting they had it sitting out for several hours before I got to it. Been shitting out so much water I dont know where its all coming from. I just hope to god I dont shit myself at work today. Poop that liquidy would be impossible to hide. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FakeHoax 02/28/20 10:45:17 AM #20:	https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JaxVNo8R4dM&t=57s --- Hi <cite>FakeHoax posted [p:934991389] in Bros I jus... [t:78437156]...</cite> <quote>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JaxVNo8R4dM&t=57s</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SquantoZ 02/28/20 10:48:48 AM #21:	Awesome poops. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation. --- "Context Matters" <cite>SquantoZ posted [p:934991505] in Bros I jus... [t:78437156]...</cite> <quote>Awesome poops. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
E32005 02/28/20 10:52:11 AM #22:	Chicken posted... bad cake it was a lie --- https://imgur.com/LAvnefi <cite>E32005 posted [p:934991623] in Bros I jus... [t:78437156]...</cite> <quote>Chicken posted...</cite> <quote>bad cake</quote> it was a lie</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 02/28/20 11:54:46 AM #23:	Umm anyone know what I can do if you get some on your bed? --- May contain bones https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:934994018] in Bros I jus... [t:78437156]...</cite> <quote>Umm anyone know what I can do if you get some on your bed? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tired-Insomniac 02/28/20 11:57:49 AM #24:	Rika_Furude posted... One time i had bad mcnuggets or something and for a weekend i lived on the toilet pooping clear liquid Not liquid poop, just a clear liquid I vomited for the first time in like 15 years. I must have vomited like 2 litres in one session I was better in time for work >.> This happened to me once. Also from McDonald's. I was out of work for three days. All I drank was Gatorade which tasted exactly the same coming out as it did going in --- "I like turtles" <cite>Tired-Insomniac posted [p:934994128] in Bros I jus... [t:78437156]...</cite> <quote>Rika_Furude posted... </cite> <quote>One time i had bad mcnuggets or something and for a weekend i lived on the toilet pooping clear liquid Not liquid poop, just a clear liquid I vomited for the first time in like 15 years. I must have vomited like 2 litres in one session I was better in time for work >.></quote> This happened to me once. Also from McDonald's. I was out of work for three days. All I drank was Gatorade which tasted exactly the same coming out as it did going in </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 02/28/20 12:00:17 PM #25:	fuckin ghosts posting in my topic man --- May contain bones https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:934994224] in Bros I jus... [t:78437156]...</cite> <quote>fuckin ghosts posting in my topic man </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ReggieBush09 02/28/20 7:26:57 PM #26:	I got the bubble guts once too! and I didn't make a topic about it on Gamefaqs CE board. Jesus!!! --- The Man, the myth the Reggie! <cite>ReggieBush09 posted [p:935011114] in Bros I jus... [t:78437156]...</cite> <quote>I got the bubble guts once too! and I didn't make a topic about it on Gamefaqs CE board. Jesus!!! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 02/29/20 3:36:25 PM #27:	I had a handful of chips at work yesterday and some gatorade but thats it. No other food for like 3 days now --- May contain bones https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:935044286] in Bros I jus... [t:78437156]...</cite> <quote>I had a handful of chips at work yesterday and some gatorade but thats it. No other food for like 3 days now </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 02/29/20 8:29:01 PM #28:	Gonna try eating mcdonalds holy FUCK this is a bad idea. --- May contain bones https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:935055446] in Bros I jus... [t:78437156]...</cite> <quote>Gonna try eating mcdonalds holy FUCK this is a bad idea. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zack_Attackv1 02/29/20 8:31:26 PM #29:	https://i.imgur.com/DLuaY7y.jpg --- https://imgur.com/C0y3JQK <cite>Zack_Attackv1 posted [p:935055541] in Bros I jus... [t:78437156]...</cite> <quote>https://i.imgur.com/DLuaY7y.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 02/29/20 9:38:12 PM #30:	Wasnt even good mcdonalds. I hate when my quarter pounder isnt fucking hot. --- May contain bones https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:935058115] in Bros I jus... [t:78437156]...</cite> <quote>Wasnt even good mcdonalds. I hate when my quarter pounder isnt fucking hot. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Reis 02/29/20 9:38:40 PM #31:	wouldn't it be funny if you got the shits again <cite>Reis posted [p:935058136] in Bros I jus... [t:78437156]...</cite> <quote>wouldn't it be funny if you got the shits again </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 02/29/20 9:42:47 PM #32:	Reis posted... wouldn't it be funny if you got the shits again it might happen again but i don't want him to have day 2 of the food poisoning. --- The act of treachery is an art, but the traitor himself is a piece of **** - Mike Tyson <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:935058280] in Bros I jus... [t:78437156]...</cite> <quote>Reis posted...</cite> <quote>wouldn't it be funny if you got the shits again </quote> it might happen again but i don't want him to have day 2 of the food poisoning.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 02/29/20 9:49:19 PM #33:	M8s Ive had the shits this whole time. Even after my body clearly should not have had any more fluids to expel it still managed to shit some out --- May contain bones https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:935058531] in Bros I jus... [t:78437156]...</cite> <quote>M8s Ive had the shits this whole time. Even after my body clearly should not have had any more fluids to expel it still managed to shit some out </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cavalierking 02/29/20 9:56:31 PM #34:	this is the type of thing that triggers the development of ibs watch yourself --- live and let live <cite>cavalierking posted [p:935058813] in Bros I jus... [t:78437156]...</cite> <quote>this is the type of thing that triggers the development of ibs watch yourself </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 02/29/20 10:22:20 PM #35:	cavalierking posted... this is the type of thing that triggers the development of ibs watch yourself Dang so having the shits permanently... that would be a nightmare. --- May contain bones https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:935059791] in Bros I jus... [t:78437156]...</cite> <quote>cavalierking posted... </cite> <quote>this is the type of thing that triggers the development of ibs watch yourself</quote>Dang so having the shits permanently... that would be a nightmare. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Odoylerules 02/29/20 10:26:04 PM #36:	Rip man chicken ass <cite>Odoylerules posted [p:935059906] in Bros I jus... [t:78437156]...</cite> <quote>Rip man chicken ass</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EventualDecline 02/29/20 11:57:15 PM #37:	SquantoZ posted... Awesome poops. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation. This. --- "High speed progress, step by step, into a trap....." <cite>EventualDecline posted [p:935063189] in Bros I jus... [t:78437156]...</cite> <quote>SquantoZ posted... </cite> <quote>Awesome poops. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.</quote> This. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 03/01/20 11:59:18 AM #38:	As of last night Im able to fart without shitting myself or my bed. https://youtu.be/dWFSqvsTOt4 --- May contain bones https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:935078044] in Bros I jus... [t:78437156]...</cite> <quote>As of last night Im able to fart without shitting myself or my bed. https://youtu.be/dWFSqvsTOt4 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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