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MC_BatCommander
02/27/20 1:47:49 PM
#51:


viewmaster_pi posted...
i'm not saying you'll crumple to your knees, i'm saying you're not going to strike any meaningful blow as you take one

You don't need to strike meaningful blows with a knife, you just stick it in and repeat

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viewmaster_pi
02/27/20 1:49:59 PM
#52:


MC_BatCommander posted...
You don't need to strike meaningful blows with a knife, you just stick it in and repeat
that is the meaningful blow. people are either underestimating pieces of wood, or overestimating themselves

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DevsBro
02/27/20 1:52:34 PM
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Does the Bat have time to plan?

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Jiek_Fafn
02/27/20 1:52:40 PM
#54:


Bat gets priority strike. Bat wins most often.

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Coastal_elite
02/27/20 2:35:57 PM
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look at the guy in the video posted here.

The cashier hit the robber full force with the bat SIX TIMES and he could still duck the 7th one and run away. Now imagined getting sliced (not even stabbed) 6 times...
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Coastal_elite
02/27/20 2:41:18 PM
#56:


here is the ultimate point:

look at this video, a dude takes on some thugs with his baseball bat -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPlFdFiWzfs

The dudes still chased after him, even though he hit them several times. You know why you won't find a video with a dude slicing/stabbing thugs in youtube? Because that'd be having a murder on video.

knife wins
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NeonOctopus
02/27/20 2:51:51 PM
#57:


Coastal_elite posted...
here is the ultimate point:

look at this video, a dude takes on some thugs with his baseball bat -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPlFdFiWzfs

The dudes still chased after him, even though he hit them several times. You know why you won't find a video with a dude slicing/stabbing thugs in youtube? Because that'd be having a murder on video.

knife wins
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LightHawKnight
02/27/20 2:53:10 PM
#58:


viewmaster_pi posted...
that is the meaningful blow. people are either underestimating pieces of wood, or overestimating themselves

Not really. You fail to realize how little effort you need to stab someone, unless they have thick outer clothing on.

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GameGodOfAll
02/27/20 2:54:49 PM
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Hmm. What if the other guy is really fat?

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NeonOctopus
02/27/20 2:59:52 PM
#60:


GameGodOfAll posted...
Hmm. What if the other guy is really fat?
Read the OP. Dude is basically an exact copy of you

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GameGodOfAll
02/27/20 3:01:10 PM
#61:


NeonOctopus posted...
Read the OP. Dude is basically an exact copy of you
Yeah I know, but now I'm thinking about someone that's got a lot of blubber on 'em.

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IloveJesus
02/27/20 3:51:00 PM
#62:


To be honest, the opponent is much more likely to affect the outcome than who has which weapon.

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NeonOctopus
02/28/20 3:29:00 PM
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Smackems
02/28/20 3:31:51 PM
#64:


Bat. More range and can be held in the center if they get close

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inloveanddeath0
02/28/20 3:32:44 PM
#65:


By knife you mean RPG?

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FrankGoreHOF
02/28/20 3:35:01 PM
#66:


Bat every time

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DifferentialEquation
02/28/20 3:59:38 PM
#67:


I'll take the knife, easily. Once when I was out in the woods, I fought off two mountain lions with a knife. Their speed, strength and claws make them far more deadly than a lone human with a bat.

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IfGodCouldDie
02/28/20 4:03:13 PM
#68:


Coastal_elite posted...
Realistically speaking, the knife wins.

Bats need a certain degree of force to cause damage. You just can't touch someone with the bat, you need to swing it and generate speed. If you miss your swing you're wide open to retaliation.

Knives can cause lethal damage without exerting force or needing a lot of space: think about how easy it is to slice a tomato or a piece of steak.

Any idiot swinging wildly with a knife can kill. Swinging wildly with a baseball bat can have consequences for the swinger.
This is a post made by someone that has never used a bat on someone or had a bat used by someone on them. Considering I've been in both scenarios I can assure you this is not accurate.

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Flockaveli
02/28/20 4:04:23 PM
#69:


Knife.

Source: Years of playing Grand Theft Auto.

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DevsBro
02/28/20 4:14:59 PM
#70:


DifferentialEquation posted...
I'll take the knife, easily. Once when I was out in the woods, I fought off two mountain lions with a knife. Their speed, strength and claws make them far more deadly than a lone human with a bat.
Two mountain lions with a knife?!

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unknownhombre
02/28/20 4:17:34 PM
#71:


Bat.

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Coastal_elite
02/28/20 5:06:03 PM
#72:


IfGodCouldDie posted...
This is a post made by someone that has never used a bat on someone or had a bat used by someone on them. Considering I've been in both scenarios I can assure you this is not accurate.

LMAO

are you really telling me you don't have to swing the bat with at least some force, and that you don't need at least some trajectory for the swing to acquire speed, in order to cause 1-hit-ko damage?

Again, compare a knife slicing tomatoes to the amount of force it needs to bash a skull.
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IfGodCouldDie
02/28/20 5:53:58 PM
#73:


Coastal_elite posted...
LMAO

are you really telling me you don't have to swing the bat with at least some force, and that you don't need at least some trajectory for the swing to acquire speed, in order to cause 1-hit-ko damage?

Again, compare a knife slicing tomatoes to the amount of force it needs to bash a skull.
This isnt a scenario where you have to crush the other guys skull in one hit though. It's a scenario where you have to win the fight, and the bat is a much more versatile weapon than the knife is. You have range, both weapons can be effective in close range, obviously the knife more so, and the bat also gives you a defensive edge.

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Coastal_elite
02/28/20 6:44:08 PM
#74:


IfGodCouldDie posted...
This isnt a scenario where you have to crush the other guys skull in one hit though. It's a scenario where you have to win the fight, and the bat is a much more versatile weapon than the knife is. You have range, both weapons can be effective in close range, obviously the knife more so, and the bat also gives you a defensive edge.

look at these 2 idiots, one swinging a bat and one swinging some sort of stick:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-JRXUn9ee0

See, a bat still needs some sort of dextrety or experience to use well as a weapon. Even a teenage girl can hurt people with a knife
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Chicken
02/28/20 6:48:11 PM
#75:


Cook the bat into a soup and give my opponent the coronavirus.

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IfGodCouldDie
02/28/20 7:00:53 PM
#76:


Coastal_elite posted...
look at these 2 idiots, one swinging a bat and one swinging some sort of stick:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-JRXUn9ee0

See, a bat still needs some sort of dextrety or experience to use well as a weapon. Even a teenage girl can hurt people with a knife
I'm not sure what you're getting at here. The whole premise is you vs someone similar to you.

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rodu_jr
02/28/20 7:07:04 PM
#77:


Knife. Able to slice and stab, and the thought of getting one of those brutal diagonal slices makes me cringe
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Benify
02/29/20 12:12:12 AM
#78:


Coronavirus >>>>>>> knife

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Coastal_elite
02/29/20 8:53:02 AM
#79:


IfGodCouldDie posted...
I'm not sure what you're getting at here. The whole premise is you vs someone similar to you.

Well I guess you happen to be an expert in bat fighting (bat-fu?) and you somehow have 0 skill and experience handling a knife.

Yeah, I'd go with the bat in that case too.
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IfGodCouldDie
02/29/20 9:19:38 AM
#80:


Coastal_elite posted...
Well I guess you happen to be an expert in bat fighting (bat-fu?) and you somehow have 0 skill and experience handling a knife.

Yeah, I'd go with the bat in that case too.
Dont have to be an expert in any kind of weapon handling to know that range and defensive options are very important in a fight.

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Coastal_elite
02/29/20 9:30:23 AM
#81:


IfGodCouldDie posted...
Dont have to be an expert in any kind of weapon handling to know that range and defensive options are very important in a fight.

I just showed you a video with two grown men, who don't look particularly geeky, totally mis-using a baseball bat and some sort of stick.

edit - it was this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-JRXUn9ee0
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IfGodCouldDie
02/29/20 9:35:54 AM
#82:


Coastal_elite posted...
I just showed you a video with two grown men, who don't look particularly geeky, totally mis-using a baseball bat and some sort of stick.

edit - it was this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-JRXUn9ee0
Ok?

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MrResetti
02/29/20 9:42:26 AM
#83:


Quit imagining you have to swing like your in the batters box. Bat wins.

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NeonOctopus
03/01/20 7:23:44 PM
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SeveredThumb
03/02/20 4:30:07 PM
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That's what you think, but based on the poll, bat wins.

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