Current Events > 30-50 javelinas booking it towards you at top speed, what are you going to do?

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BlingBling22947
02/26/20 8:19:31 PM
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https://www.kold.com/2020/02/24/watch-javelina-caught-speeding-arizona

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Gobstoppers12
02/26/20 8:21:01 PM
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I defeat all of them in hand to hand combat.

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Blue_Dream87
02/26/20 8:21:16 PM
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Suplex that mofo

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BlingBling22947
02/27/20 7:19:35 PM
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Goddamn that thing is fast.

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Prismsblade
02/27/20 7:22:29 PM
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Seek the high ground.

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MrToothHasYou
02/27/20 7:26:05 PM
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Zack_Attackv1
02/27/20 7:29:42 PM
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mustachedmystic
02/27/20 7:41:02 PM
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I read this topic as Javelins, and thought, isn't that a bit of overkill?

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BlingBling22947
02/29/20 5:07:25 AM
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Fun facts:

A javelina is not the same thing as a feral hog, and are not even related to pigs.

A shotgun with #4 buckshot will kill them just fine.

Javelina hunting season in Arizona ends in 1 day, so get on it!

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Shotgunnova
02/29/20 5:16:31 AM
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I unsheathe my masterwork katana, Udynao, and with a single sweeping slash, bifurcate all javelinas in a one-mile radius.

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BlingBling22947
03/02/20 5:58:03 AM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
I defeat all of them in hand to hand combat.
Shotgunnova posted...
I unsheathe my masterwork katana, Udynao, and with a single sweeping slash, bifurcate all javelinas in a one-mile radius.

lol

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BlingBling22947
03/03/20 7:47:39 PM
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mustachedmystic posted...
I read this topic as Javelins, and thought, isn't that a bit of overkill?

Absolutely.

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Smackems
03/03/20 7:49:11 PM
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Thing kinda looks like me

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mustachedmystic
03/03/20 8:16:38 PM
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Ok, I looked up javelina for the hell of it. I expected some anime nonsense, not a hoofed mammal.

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/03/20 8:20:34 PM
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Crono99 posted...
I hide behind a tree

Then you're fucked.

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Johnny_Nutcase
03/03/20 8:23:58 PM
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Crono99 posted...
Obviously I can't outrun them. What else am I supposed to do, throw poutine at them?

Yeah it might fuck em up... "What hte FUCK..... is this good shit mmmm..." Then you CLIMB the tree or make a spear out of rock and stick while he's eating.

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nemu
03/03/20 8:27:55 PM
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Looks to be under 100 pounds, so I don't think it'd be anything crazy. Even if knocked to the ground, I doubt they'd do any damage so long as you protect your head.
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mach25687
03/03/20 8:29:11 PM
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