Current Events > Do you think wearing a MAGA hat will get me out of jury duty?

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CrocodileCannon 02/26/20 7:07:44 PM #1:	I got called in for jury duty on Monday, if I wear a MAGA hat there do you think they will dismiss me? <cite>CrocodileCannon posted [p:934919988] in Do you thi... [t:78433949]...</cite> <quote>I got called in for jury duty on Monday, if I wear a MAGA hat there do you think they will dismiss me? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
scorpion41 02/26/20 7:08:50 PM #2:	Nah. Theyll respect the shit out of you and select you without asking any questions --- PSN: scorpion_4160 Currently Playing: NCAA 14(PS3) <cite>scorpion41 posted [p:934920037] in Do you thi... [t:78433949]...</cite> <quote>Nah. Theyll respect the shit out of you and select you without asking any questions </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrResetti 02/26/20 7:09:16 PM #3:	No hats in the courthouse --- https://imgur.com/GRZEGPm https://imgur.com/OeMgQZT <cite>MrResetti posted [p:934920055] in Do you thi... [t:78433949]...</cite> <quote>No hats in the courthouse </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bestoffuture 02/26/20 7:09:46 PM #4:	MrResetti posted... No hats in the courthouse Get a shirt. --- Proud leader of the PeyPals <cite>Bestoffuture posted [p:934920080] in Do you thi... [t:78433949]...</cite> <quote>MrResetti posted... </cite> <quote>No hats in the courthouse</quote> Get a shirt. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Middle hope 02/26/20 7:10:35 PM #6:	Wear a fur suit --- https://imgur.com/iQep35u https://imgur.com/nhHkg9L <cite>Middle hope posted [p:934920113] in Do you thi... [t:78433949]...</cite> <quote>Wear a fur suit </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
crazyman32 02/26/20 7:11:51 PM #7:	You can't wear a hat inside a courthouse. --- Posted with GameRaven 3.5.1 <cite>crazyman32 posted [p:934920168] in Do you thi... [t:78433949]...</cite> <quote>You can't wear a hat inside a courthouse.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CrocodileCannon 02/26/20 7:13:38 PM #8:	crazyman32 posted... You can't wear a hat inside a courthouse. It doesn't say that in the pamphlet they gave me <cite>CrocodileCannon posted [p:934920231] in Do you thi... [t:78433949]...</cite> <quote>crazyman32 posted... </cite> <quote>You can't wear a hat inside a courthouse.</quote> It doesn't say that in the pamphlet they gave me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crazyman93 02/26/20 7:14:13 PM #9:	mrgoatthief posted... Would probably get you hit for contempt of court tbh Plenty of judges will do that for any hat. Honestly, you're better off going on a racist tirade when they ask you if you have any biases. --- let's lubricate friction material! ~nickels, Cars & Trucks <cite>Crazyman93 posted [p:934920259] in Do you thi... [t:78433949]...</cite> <quote>mrgoatthief posted...</cite> <quote>Would probably get you hit for contempt of court tbh </quote> Plenty of judges will do that for any hat. Honestly, you're better off going on a racist tirade when they ask you if you have any biases.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lordofmud 02/26/20 7:14:15 PM #10:	As said above no hats. A Trump shirt might do it though. Just don't make it too outlandish or you could get hit with contempt of court. --- I know, indeed, the evil of that I purpose; but my inclination gets the better of my judgment. - Euripides <cite>lordofmud posted [p:934920262] in Do you thi... [t:78433949]...</cite> <quote>As said above no hats. A Trump shirt might do it though. Just don't make it too outlandish or you could get hit with contempt of court. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Rinku_ 02/26/20 7:14:43 PM #11:	Just talk about jury nullification. <cite>_Rinku_ posted [p:934920274] in Do you thi... [t:78433949]...</cite> <quote>Just talk about jury nullification. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kami_no_Kami 02/26/20 7:15:32 PM #12:	Does the crime have anything to do with windmills? <cite>Kami_no_Kami posted [p:934920302] in Do you thi... [t:78433949]...</cite> <quote>Does the crime have anything to do with windmills? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CrocodileCannon 02/26/20 7:16:33 PM #13:	Kami_no_Kami posted... Does the crime have anything to do with windmills? Unlikely there are not a lot of windmills around me. But I won't know the case until I go. <cite>CrocodileCannon posted [p:934920333] in Do you thi... [t:78433949]...</cite> <quote>Kami_no_Kami posted... </cite> <quote>Does the crime have anything to do with windmills?</quote> Unlikely there are not a lot of windmills around me. But I won't know the case until I go. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
crazyman32 02/26/20 7:16:59 PM #14:	CrocodileCannon posted... crazyman32 posted... You can't wear a hat inside a courthouse. It doesn't say that in the pamphlet they gave me I'm a bit surprised that it didn't but, if you do wear one you will be told to take it off. --- Posted with GameRaven 3.5.1 <cite>crazyman32 posted [p:934920344] in Do you thi... [t:78433949]...</cite> <quote>CrocodileCannon posted...</cite> <quote>crazyman32 posted... </cite> <quote> You can't wear a hat inside a courthouse.</quote> It doesn't say that in the pamphlet they gave me</quote> I'm a bit surprised that it didn't but, if you do wear one you will be told to take it off.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CrocodileCannon 02/26/20 7:19:41 PM #15:	Okay the pamphlet also said we might be in there a while and recommended bringing reading material. Should I bring a copy of the communist manifesto as my reading material instead of the MAGA thing? <cite>CrocodileCannon posted [p:934920446] in Do you thi... [t:78433949]...</cite> <quote>Okay the pamphlet also said we might be in there a while and recommended bringing reading material. Should I bring a copy of the communist manifesto as my reading material instead of the MAGA thing? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KBGiantsfan 02/26/20 7:19:43 PM #16:	Last time I was called in for Jury Duty some dude just randomly fell out of his chair onto the floor 5 minutes into filling out paperwork. They dismissed the dude immediately after that. --- PSN: KBGiantsfan My Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/kblunt420?feature=mhee <cite>KBGiantsfan posted [p:934920448] in Do you thi... [t:78433949]...</cite> <quote>Last time I was called in for Jury Duty some dude just randomly fell out of his chair onto the floor 5 minutes into filling out paperwork. They dismissed the dude immediately after that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kami_no_Kami 02/26/20 7:22:43 PM #17:	CrocodileCannon posted... Okay the pamphlet also said we might be in there a while and recommended bringing reading material. Should I bring a copy of the communist manifesto as my reading material instead of the MAGA thing? Fuck the Police by Lauren Summer <cite>Kami_no_Kami posted [p:934920562] in Do you thi... [t:78433949]...</cite> <quote>CrocodileCannon posted... </cite> <quote>Okay the pamphlet also said we might be in there a while and recommended bringing reading material. Should I bring a copy of the communist manifesto as my reading material instead of the MAGA thing?</quote>Fuck the Police by Lauren Summer </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crazyman93 02/26/20 7:24:30 PM #18:	CrocodileCannon posted... Okay the pamphlet also said we might be in there a while and recommended bringing reading material. Should I bring a copy of the communist manifesto as my reading material instead of the MAGA thing? If you're trying to get thrown off a jury, just go full ham and borrow Mein Kampf from your local library. Just try to ignore the inevitable glares you'll get from the old Jewish lady who will be there. --- let's lubricate friction material! ~nickels, Cars & Trucks <cite>Crazyman93 posted [p:934920630] in Do you thi... [t:78433949]...</cite> <quote>CrocodileCannon posted...</cite> <quote>Okay the pamphlet also said we might be in there a while and recommended bringing reading material. Should I bring a copy of the communist manifesto as my reading material instead of the MAGA thing? </quote> If you're trying to get thrown off a jury, just go full ham and borrow Mein Kampf from your local library. Just try to ignore the inevitable glares you'll get from the old Jewish lady who will be there.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
crazyman32 02/26/20 7:26:04 PM #19:	https://youtu.be/GmgcbsFFY1A --- Posted with GameRaven 3.5.1 <cite>crazyman32 posted [p:934920689] in Do you thi... [t:78433949]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/GmgcbsFFY1A</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CrocodileCannon 02/26/20 7:26:47 PM #20:	Crazyman93 posted... If you're trying to get thrown off a jury, just go full ham and borrow Mein Kampf from your local library. Just try to ignore the inevitable glares you'll get from the old Jewish lady who will be there. Wouldn't that be a little too transparent? Couldn't I get contempted for that? <cite>CrocodileCannon posted [p:934920728] in Do you thi... [t:78433949]...</cite> <quote>Crazyman93 posted... </cite> <quote>If you're trying to get thrown off a jury, just go full ham and borrow Mein Kampf from your local library. Just try to ignore the inevitable glares you'll get from the old Jewish lady who will be there.</quote> Wouldn't that be a little too transparent? Couldn't I get contempted for that? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crazyman93 02/26/20 7:27:29 PM #21:	CrocodileCannon posted... Wouldn't that be a little too transparent? Couldn't I get contempted for that? Actually, yeah, that's a good point. I still stand by claiming to be a racist when they ask if you have biases. --- let's lubricate friction material! ~nickels, Cars & Trucks <cite>Crazyman93 posted [p:934920754] in Do you thi... [t:78433949]...</cite> <quote>CrocodileCannon posted...</cite> <quote> Wouldn't that be a little too transparent? Couldn't I get contempted for that? </quote> Actually, yeah, that's a good point. I still stand by claiming to be a racist when they ask if you have biases.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Crazyman93 02/26/20 7:42:01 PM #23:	mrgoatthief posted... Crazyman32 posted Crazyman93 posted ... We're not the same person. --- let's lubricate friction material! ~nickels, Cars & Trucks <cite>Crazyman93 posted [p:934921314] in Do you thi... [t:78433949]...</cite> <quote>mrgoatthief posted...</cite> <quote>Crazyman32 posted Crazyman93 posted ... </quote> We're not the same person.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
southcoast09 02/26/20 7:43:02 PM #24:	mrgoatthief posted... Would probably get you hit for contempt of court tbh uhh no <cite>southcoast09 posted [p:934921365] in Do you thi... [t:78433949]...</cite> <quote>mrgoatthief posted... </cite> <quote>Would probably get you hit for contempt of court tbh</quote>uhh no </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilJoe457 02/26/20 7:44:35 PM #25:	Why do people have trouble getting out of jury duty? Its so easy. Just say you're not a believer in the justice system and the Constitution and you won't come to a verdict under their system. Like what they gonna do? Put you on a list? Who cares. They spy on everyone anyway. --- What about me? What about my sig? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsszagC0GdI Total Package. <cite>lilJoe457 posted [p:934921423] in Do you thi... [t:78433949]...</cite> <quote>Why do people have trouble getting out of jury duty? Its so easy. Just say you're not a believer in the justice system and the Constitution and you won't come to a verdict under their system. Like what they gonna do? Put you on a list? Who cares. They spy on everyone anyway. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
1NfamousACE_2 02/26/20 7:44:53 PM #26:	Just say you can't be impartial because if someone is on trial, it's obvious that they're guilty. --- Brady will never receive a HOF vote. He has been blackballed for cheating. - DeadCellReborn <cite>1NfamousACE_2 posted [p:934921434] in Do you thi... [t:78433949]...</cite> <quote>Just say you can't be impartial because if someone is on trial, it's obvious that they're guilty. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NotYou 02/26/20 7:46:56 PM #27:	I'm jealous. I've never been selected for jury duty. What's a guy gotta do to get in on that action? I want the power of life and death. <cite>NotYou posted [p:934921527] in Do you thi... [t:78433949]...</cite> <quote>I'm jealous. I've never been selected for jury duty. What's a guy gotta do to get in on that action? I want the power of life and death. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Christian RULES 02/26/20 7:47:59 PM #28:	Wear this. It will surely work. --- TRUMP 2020 - Keep America Great - Promises Made! Promises Kept! #KAG #MAGA MAN FAN EIGHT YEARS - https://youtu.be/EZGNmxa-sGM - https://imgur.com/K1Q7M5r <cite>Christian RULES posted [p:934921559] in Do you thi... [t:78433949]...</cite> <quote>Wear this. It will surely work. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ModLogic 02/26/20 7:48:57 PM #29:	wear a manji shirt --- https://i.imgtc.com/PruZV73.png https://imgur.com/lbSi0U3 https://imgur.com/xaRYKZM https://imgur.com/ZngbqJn <cite>ModLogic posted [p:934921582] in Do you thi... [t:78433949]...</cite> <quote>wear a manji shirt </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
modena 02/26/20 7:54:43 PM #30:	I often joke about finding an SS uniform to wear, I would never ofcourse. --- I'm surrounded <cite>modena posted [p:934921779] in Do you thi... [t:78433949]...</cite> <quote>I often joke about finding an SS uniform to wear, I would never ofcourse. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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