Current Events > Dumbass Rush Limbaugh's dumbass take on the coronavirus

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https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2020/02/25/limbaugh-coronavirus-trump/

One would assume that facing your own mortality would make you have some clarity. He's dumber than ever.

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Maybe the cancer or whatever he has is effecting his brain

*affecting

Bestoffuture posted...

One would assume that facing your own mortality would make you have some clarity.

Alternately, he just doesn't give a shit anymore.

Surely a Medal of Freedom recipient would know a thing or two about making up bullshit. *sigh*

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He makes it really hard to care about him at all

dolomedes posted...

lol like i'd unblock ads for the washington fuckin post

NoScript is the answer here.

Whats his tldr take?

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Nomadic View posted...

Whats his tldr take?

"This time!"

Rush on nicotine:

There is no conclusive proof that nicotines addictive... And the same thing with cigarettes causing emphysema, lung cancer, heart disease.

Rush on the genocide of American Indians:

Columbus saved the Indians from themselves.

Rush on Michael J Fox having parkinsons disease:

"He is exaggerating the effects of the disease. He's moving all around and shaking and it's purely an act... This is really shameless of Michael J. Fox. Either he didn't take his medication or he's acting."

Rush on African Americans voting:

[African Americans] are twelve percent of the population. Who the hell cares?

Rush on the NFL:

Look, let me put it to you this way: the NFL all too often looks like a game between the Bloods and the Crips without any weapons. There, I said it.

Rush on global warming:

If you believe in God, then intellectually you cannot believe in man-made global warming."

Rush on global warming 2:

"Global warming relies on the theory that we are destroying ecosystems. There is no evidence that we could destroy ecosystems."

Rush on global warming 3:

"For years Ive pointed out that global warming is bogus."

Rush on feeding poor children in public school:

If you feed them, if you feed the children, three square meals a day during the school year, how can you expect them to feed themselves in the summer? Wanton little waifs and serfs dependent on the State. Pure and simple.

Rush on a 13 year old girl:

"Socks is the White House cat. But did you know there is also a White House dog? (Rush Limbaugh, while holding up a photograph of 13-year-old Chelsea Clinton)

Rush on exercise:

Exercise freaks are the ones putting stress on the health care system.

Rush on feminism:

"Feminism has led women astray. I love the womens movement especially when walking behind it.

Rush on LGBT:

When a gay person turns his back on you, it is anything but an insult; its an invitation.

Rush on people in the military who didn't support the Iraq War:

"The phony soldiers."

Rush on women:

"Women still live longer than men because their lives are easier."

Rush on women protesting sexual harassment:

Theyre out there protesting what they actually wish would happen to them sometimes.

Rush on the homeless population:

"Isn't that how the homeless became homeless? They used to be institutionalized and a bunch of liberals came along and said, "They have rights! You can't keep them there"?"

Rush on the heterosexuality:

"Heterosexuality may be 95, 98 percent of the population. [Heterosexuality is] under assault by the 2 to 5 percent that are homosexual.

Rush on legalizing gay marriage:

I simply asked you to think what was your first reaction when you heard first about gay marriage? And I said youre probably having the same reaction here. And gay marriage is now standard, normal operating procedure. [Pedophilia] could be, too.

Rush on what criminals look like:

"Have you ever noticed how all composite pictures of wanted criminals resemble Jesse Jackson?.

Rush on Sandra Fluke who testified that women should have access to affordable contraceptives:

"It makes her a slut, right? It makes her a prostitute. She wants to be paid to have sex. She's having so much sex she can't afford the contraception. She wants you and me and the taxpayers to pay her to have sex. What does that make us? We're the pimps. (interruption) The johns? We would be the johns?

Rush limbaugh on consent

You can do anything, the left will promote and understand and tolerate anything, as long as there is one element, do you know what it is? Conscint.

If there is cuncent on both or all three or all four, however many are involved in the sex act, its perfectly fine, whatever it is. But if the left ever senses and smells that theres no cunsint in part of the equation then here come the rape police. But cencynt is the magic key to the left.

There are three things we are never going to get rid of in this town. One, the bats in the public library; two, Mrs. McFuly's compost heap ; and three, our six-term mayor - the illiterate, tax-cheating, wife-swapping, pot-smoking spendocrat, Diamond Joe Quimby.

Jagr_68 posted...

Surely a Medal of Freedom recipient would know a thing or two about making up bullshit. *sigh*

Lol

Yeah, it's sad that anything Trump touches goes corrupt.
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Rexdragon125 posted...

Rush on Michael J Fox having parkinsons disease:

"He is exaggerating the effects of the disease. He's moving all around and shaking and it's purely an act... This is really shameless of Michael J. Fox. Either he didn't take his medication or he's acting."

wat
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Rexdragon125 posted...

Rush limbaugh on consent

Why did you spell the word "consent" in like 5 different ways here

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Notti posted...

Lol

Yeah, it's sad that anything Trump touches goes corrupt.

This implies that Rush's fat dumb fuck ass wasn't corrupt before Donnie's sausage fingers draped a medal around his floppy turkey neck.
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Heineken14 posted...

This implies that Rush's fat dumb fuck ass wasn't corrupt before Donnie's sausage fingers draped a medal around his floppy turkey neck.

I think he means that he corrupted the Medal of Freedom.

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The survival rate of this is 98 percent, he continued. You have to read very deeply to find that number, that 2 percent of the people get the coronavirus die. Thats less than the flu, folks.

uuuuuuuh, so flu kills more than 2% of all victims according to this nut

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there really isn't a single good thing i can say about this dude

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Rexdragon125 posted...
He has some interesting takes
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Rush on women protesting sexual harassment:

Theyre out there protesting what they actually wish would happen to them sometimes.

Literally an exact Admiral quote Creepy.

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cant wait til he goes tbh

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Giblet_Enjoyer posted...

Why did you spell the word "consent" in like 5 different ways here

He mockingly pronounced it a bunch of different ways. It's a gimmick, I used to listen to him lol

Rexdragon125 posted...

Rush on women protesting sexual harassment:

Theyre out there protesting what they actually wish would happen to them sometimes.

Deplorable beyond deplorable.

Heineken14 posted...

This implies that Rush's fat dumb fuck ass wasn't corrupt before Donnie's sausage fingers draped a medal around his floppy turkey neck.

You're a poet.

Son Of Spam posted...

I think he means that he corrupted the Medal of Freedom.

Yessir.
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UnfairRepresent posted...

wat

How have you not heard this let alone not seen it. He, Limbaugh, flails his arms around like the wacky inflatable tube men while saying it.

I would link it from YouTube but I would have to assume it violates something in the ToS.

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Zikten posted...

Maybe the cancer or whatever he has is effecting his brain

Are you saying he's had cancer his entire life

Man, what a trooper

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Anything to stay relevant. He'll keep sucking up Trump's claims that the virus is a hoax.

Tag

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I like Rush Limbaugh. I agree with a lot of what he says.

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DifferentialEquation posted...

I like Rush Limbaugh. I agree with a lot of what he says.

Mark Levin is better

It is objectively true that the panic over the "pandemic" is silly at this point.

New Jersey's governor declared a state of emergency over the Coronavirus shortly before their only suspected cases in the entire state tested negative for the virus.

We've got a few Chinese people coughing lets declare a state of emergency!