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Darkraiomb
02/13/20 5:05:05 PM
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Disclaimer: any correlation to your health, family or friends is completely coincidental, as I don't really pay attention or know much about you guys.

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Turbam
02/13/20 5:06:01 PM
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:V

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Lost_All_Senses
02/13/20 5:07:33 PM
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What if I tell you my health problems and tell you to have fun with it. You gonna bitch out?

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DamionDL
02/13/20 5:09:30 PM
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Sure.

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Strider102
02/13/20 5:11:30 PM
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Give it to me straight, please.

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BlingBling22947
02/13/20 5:15:52 PM
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never help people

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Darkraiomb
02/13/20 5:18:38 PM
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Turbam posted...
:V
You will trip and fall into a volcano.
Lost_All_Senses posted...
What if I tell you my health problems and tell you to have fun with it. You gonna bitch out?
Doesn't matter. You'll be crushed by a piano before your health can get to you.
DamionDL posted...
Sure.
You'll be beaten to death by a giant chicken.
Strider102 posted...
Give it to me straight, please.
You'll be crushed by a boulder that misses Indiana Jones.
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

A meteor is going to hit your home as you wake up.

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Darkraiomb
02/13/20 5:19:31 PM
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BlingBling22947 posted...
never help people
You will run with scissors and get beaten to death with a rock for holding scissors.

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Zack_Attackv1
02/13/20 5:41:45 PM
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Lost_All_Senses
02/13/20 5:43:30 PM
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Darkraiomb posted...
Doesn't matter. You'll be crushed by a piano before your health can get to you.

Neh, my dad will call me the (F)word and my best friend will kick me out the way.

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dib153
02/13/20 6:01:24 PM
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Bet

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Darkraiomb
02/13/20 6:36:32 PM
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Zack_Attackv1 posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzcESaZle-c
Not sure why you posted that, but you'll die in a locked bathroom where the toilets explode and you'll drown in brown.

dib153 posted...
Bet
Quicksand

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Darkraiomb
02/13/20 11:35:53 PM
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bump

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DrizztLink
02/13/20 11:36:40 PM
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Darkraiomb
02/13/20 11:47:06 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
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You will freeze to death in a really bad snow storm while on vacation in Florida.

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Hambo the Hog
02/13/20 11:48:56 PM
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Reveal to me your wisdom.

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Darkraiomb
02/13/20 11:51:47 PM
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Hambo the Hog posted...
Reveal to me your wisdom.
You will die in the titanic.

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Hambo the Hog
02/14/20 7:31:07 AM
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Darkraiomb posted...
You will die in the titanic.
Oh that's rad.

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ZevLoveDOOM
02/14/20 7:33:58 AM
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ayo
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AirFresh
02/14/20 7:34:40 AM
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In

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EverDownward
02/14/20 7:35:23 AM
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Ok

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Darkraiomb
02/14/20 5:30:46 PM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
ayo
You will sacrificed in a satanic ritual in attempt to summon Jesus.

AirFresh posted...
In
You will be eaten by hungry hungry hippos.

EverDownward posted...
Ok
You, on the other hand, will be destroyed in every way it is possible to be destroyed-and even in some which are essentially impossible.

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AirFresh
02/14/20 5:31:09 PM
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Hippos!!

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Izrael
02/14/20 5:32:52 PM
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Let's hear it

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MarthGoomba
02/14/20 5:34:15 PM
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Darkraiomb
02/14/20 5:46:24 PM
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Izrael posted...
Let's hear it
You and MarthGoomba will fight to the death and kill each other.

MarthGoomba posted...
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You will die in a fight against a tree.

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Darkraiomb
02/14/20 9:24:47 PM
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bump

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King Rial
02/14/20 9:26:02 PM
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I sure hope it's not aids related.
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Shotgunnova
02/14/20 9:35:56 PM
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Bestow predictions unto me, comrade.

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ChrisTaka
02/14/20 9:54:04 PM
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I wanna know how I will die as well.

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Darkraiomb
02/14/20 10:12:34 PM
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King Rial posted...
I sure hope it's not aids related.
I'm not doing AIDS again. Turned out the person I did say would die of AIDs had a sister or something with AIDs, and I just couldn't do the first topic anymore. Although your cause of death does involve autoerotique asphyxiation.

Shotgunnova posted...
Bestow predictions unto me, comrade.
You will try to jump over a shark on water skis, but fail, and then bleed to death when a crab pinches your balls.

ChrisTaka posted...
I wanna know how I will die as well.
Weird, I can't detect anything. It looks like you'll never die.

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Darkraiomb
02/15/20 12:37:43 AM
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bump

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boxington
02/15/20 12:39:54 AM
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*tempts my fate*

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Darkraiomb
02/15/20 12:48:49 AM
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boxington posted...
*tempts my fate*
The monster under your bed will burn you alive.

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boxington
02/15/20 12:51:21 AM
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DrizztLink
02/15/20 2:46:43 AM
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Darkraiomb posted...
You will freeze to death in a really bad snow storm while on vacation in Florida.
Just like the gypsy woman said

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Darkraiomb
02/15/20 11:04:11 AM
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boxington posted...
Why would you ask if you wouldn't like the answer?

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Mareen
02/15/20 11:06:30 AM
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in this topic

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Darkraiomb
02/15/20 7:47:55 PM
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Mareen posted...
in this topic
You will pose for a painting, but they never tell you when to stop, so you starve to death.

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JimCarrysToe
02/15/20 7:59:18 PM
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Darkraiomb
02/15/20 10:41:19 PM
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JimCarrysToe posted...


Your brain will be eaten by maggots.

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IHeartRadiation
02/15/20 10:42:43 PM
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I killed a penguin doing this but OK.

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Darkraiomb
02/15/20 11:29:25 PM
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IHeartRadiation posted...
I killed a penguin doing this but OK.
You'll eat medicine that's out of date.

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

You'll use your private parts as piranha bait.

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SimpleMan
02/16/20 12:15:34 AM
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This should be good.

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Smackems
02/16/20 12:16:57 AM
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I'll probably die of fat but I'll hear you out

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Darkraiomb
02/16/20 12:24:20 AM
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SimpleMan posted...
This should be good.
You'll be killed by lethal injection for some reason, possibly framed, but be turned into a zombie a year later. You'll then die again due to global warming.

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IHeartRadiation
02/16/20 12:50:08 AM
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Darkraiomb posted...
You'll eat medicine that's out of date.
Good song. Anyway that's a good possibility.

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ChrisTaka
02/16/20 1:47:17 AM
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Darkraiomb posted...
Weird, I can't detect anything. It looks like you'll never die.

Ah man

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