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ElatedVenusaur 01/29/20 11:27:25 PM #1:	https://politics.theonion.com/the-onion-s-guide-to-the-2020-democratic-candidates-1841331219 On Joe Biden "Greatest Liability: Prone to speaking publicly" "Number Of Accusations Of Acting Inappropriately Toward Women And Girls: Butter pecan, with mint chocolate chip a very close second" On Bernie Sanders Biggest Weakness: Radical views could make him bigger risk in general election than moderate winners Hillary Clinton, John Kerry, and Al Gore Guilty Pleasure: Ayn Rand On Elizabeth Warren Greatest Liability: Thoughtful, meticulously researched policy positions Previous Political Affiliation: Republican (1967-1996), Whig (1832-1967), Anti-Masonic (1828-1832) On Pete Buttigieg Favorite Childhood Memory: Smiling wryly and saying, What a shame, when Sarah Hagersmiths elaborate volcano mysteriously malfunctioned and lost her the coveted sixth-grade science fair trophy On Andrew Yang Greatest Obstacle To Nomination: Americas deep-seated hatred of math Climate Change Plan: Leave halfway interesting Earth for the robots On Amy "Klob" Klobuchar Primary Strategy: Hope Iowas population at least 30% cable news pundits Favorite Animal: Ants burning under magnifying glass And on Tulsi Gabbard LGBTQ Views: Staunchly pro-political convenience Can Name Even One Type Of Candy: No It's probably more informative than cable news punditry! <cite>ElatedVenusaur posted [p:933672354] in The only g... [t:78369663]...</cite> <quote>https://politics.theonion.com/the-onion-s-guide-to-the-2020-democratic-candidates-1841331219 On Joe Biden <quote>"Greatest Liability: Prone to speaking publicly" "Number Of Accusations Of Acting Inappropriately Toward Women And Girls: Butter pecan, with mint chocolate chip a very close second"</quote> On Bernie Sanders <quote>Biggest Weakness: Radical views could make him bigger risk in general election than moderate winners Hillary Clinton, John Kerry, and Al Gore Guilty Pleasure: Ayn Rand</quote> On Elizabeth Warren <quote>Greatest Liability: Thoughtful, meticulously researched policy positions Previous Political Affiliation: Republican (1967-1996), Whig (1832-1967), Anti-Masonic (1828-1832)</quote> On Pete Buttigieg <quote>Favorite Childhood Memory: Smiling wryly and saying, What a shame, when Sarah Hagersmiths elaborate volcano mysteriously malfunctioned and lost her the coveted sixth-grade science fair trophy</quote> On Andrew Yang <quote>Greatest Obstacle To Nomination: Americas deep-seated hatred of math Climate Change Plan: Leave halfway interesting Earth for the robots</quote> On Amy "Klob" Klobuchar <quote>Primary Strategy: Hope Iowas population at least 30% cable news pundits Favorite Animal: Ants burning under magnifying glass</quote> And on Tulsi Gabbard <quote>LGBTQ Views: Staunchly pro-political convenience Can Name Even One Type Of Candy: No</quote> It's probably more informative than cable news punditry! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Doom_Art 01/29/20 11:42:54 PM #3:	Tulsi Gabbard is my favorite MGS character --- Not removing this until Mega Man 64 is released on the Wii Virtual Console. Started on: 12/1/2009 https://imgur.com/mPvcy <cite>Doom_Art posted [p:933672811] in The only g... [t:78369663]...</cite> <quote>Tulsi Gabbard is my favorite MGS character </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Duncanwii 01/29/20 11:44:07 PM #4:	The Onion is a parody site. --- Hello, I like video games and comedies. Let's be friends. :) <cite>Duncanwii posted [p:933672852] in The only g... [t:78369663]...</cite> <quote>The Onion is a parody site. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ElatedVenusaur 01/30/20 9:36:50 AM #6:	shockthemonkey posted... The Steyer one is great too I didn't post Bloomberg or Steyer because I didn't want to give everything away. I burst out laughing at the Mayor Pete one though. <cite>ElatedVenusaur posted [p:933684550] in The only g... [t:78369663]...</cite> <quote>shockthemonkey posted... </cite> <quote>The Steyer one is great too</quote>I didn't post Bloomberg or Steyer because I didn't want to give everything away. I burst out laughing at the Mayor Pete one though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Monolith1676 01/30/20 9:39:32 AM #7:	https://youtu.be/4a6YdNmK77k --- Gears of War 1 Assassination Legend <cite>Monolith1676 posted [p:933684622] in The only g... [t:78369663]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/4a6YdNmK77k </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alpha218 01/30/20 9:41:33 AM #8:	Duncanwii posted... The Onion is a parody site. Yes we know Duncan. Were here to laugh at satire. --- I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite user on the Citadel. Mario Maker 2 Maker ID: X6G-JGS-BFG; Dead by Daylight Discord: https://discord.gg/s6gDduM <cite>Alpha218 posted [p:933684674] in The only g... [t:78369663]...</cite> <quote>Duncanwii posted... </cite> <quote>The Onion is a parody site.</quote>Yes we know Duncan. Were here to laugh at satire. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
glitteringfairy 01/30/20 10:00:15 AM #9:	Alpha218 posted... Yes we know Duncan. Were here to laugh at satire. Is it satire though? --- "How come you can believe in God but not Bigfoot? V-E-G-Y https://imgur.com/AqR3aeX https://imgur.com/vvuUXpp https://i.imgtc.com/lyRboFN.jpg <cite>glitteringfairy posted [p:933685327] in The only g... [t:78369663]...</cite> <quote>Alpha218 posted... </cite> <quote>Yes we know Duncan. Were here to laugh at satire.</quote>Is it satire though? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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