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NeonOctopus
01/27/20 1:56:35 PM
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Error1355
01/27/20 2:00:15 PM
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You're going to the police station right now bud.

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NeonOctopus
01/27/20 2:04:06 PM
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NeonOctopus
01/27/20 3:28:04 PM
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Malcrasternus
01/27/20 3:29:13 PM
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>___________>

What were they

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NeonOctopus
01/27/20 3:33:54 PM
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Malcrasternus posted...
>___________>

What were they

One was a pic of Shaq shooting a freethrow saying "Kobe!". Except the basketball and the hoop were replaced with pics of certain objects <_<

The other was the pic of the helicopter pilot from Jurassic World saying "You ready Kobe?" In the movie the helicopter crashes after takeoff >_>
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CosmicShadows
01/27/20 3:34:45 PM
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Paragon21XX
01/27/20 3:35:09 PM
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This is how I imagine TC right now:


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spudger
01/27/20 3:36:47 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Am I a terrible person <_<

yes!

j/k. its normal
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sauceje
01/27/20 3:53:10 PM
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You can lament the fact that he's gone without your entire life becoming miserable

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sylverlolol
01/27/20 3:54:26 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
The other was the pic of the helicopter pilot from Jurassic World saying "You ready Kobe?" In the movie the helicopter crashes after takeoff >_>
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh lawd

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Lost_All_Senses
01/27/20 3:54:48 PM
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You're not a terrible person, just got poor taste in humor.

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NeonOctopus
01/27/20 3:55:29 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
You're not a terrible person, just got poor taste in humor.

Do you have better jokes?
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Kafkaf
01/27/20 3:57:50 PM
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Better to laugh than cry
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Lost_All_Senses
01/27/20 4:04:49 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Do you have better jokes?

I can't win this. If I say yes then I get put on the spot by people who don't know how comedy that isn't forced works. Do I also have jokes as bad as this sometimes? Must likely, though not as insensitive and reliant on shock humor. I also should give a lil leeway since the bar for at work conversations isn't high, nor is it suppose to be.

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Lost_All_Senses
01/27/20 4:06:29 PM
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Honestly, I think I'm downplaying the work atmosphere. I might laugh at something I normally wouldn't just to try and manipulate myself into having a better work day.

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refmon
01/27/20 4:16:22 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
The other was the pic of the helicopter pilot from Jurassic World saying "You ready Kobe?" In the movie the helicopter crashes after takeoff >_
post the pic

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NeonOctopus
01/27/20 4:29:41 PM
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Lost_All_Senses
01/27/20 4:48:00 PM
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You'd most likely get modded anyway. Almost feels like a bait to get you modded

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mach25687
01/27/20 4:50:47 PM
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The only one that made me chuckle was the one with him and Paul walker.

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Parappa09
01/27/20 4:51:33 PM
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you know what to do TC

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NeonOctopus
01/27/20 5:13:13 PM
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mach25687 posted...
The only one that made me chuckle was the one with him and Paul walker.

Please describe that one
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NeonOctopus
01/27/20 7:38:13 PM
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NeonOctopus
01/28/20 2:53:20 PM
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pkmnlord
01/28/20 3:02:57 PM
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Paragon21XX posted...
This is how I imagine TC right now:
Lmao stealing the fuck out of this


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HelloImaPC
01/28/20 3:04:54 PM
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Jesus: No one here can beat me one on one

Kobe:

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Darmik
01/28/20 3:12:26 PM
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I was in high school when Steve Irwin died. There was some multiplayer FPS game people used USB sticks to play in the school computers with each other.

I entered the game as 'Stingray to the Heart' and a few people got pissed. Only my friend sitting next to me knew it was me. Good times.

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NeonOctopus
01/28/20 3:16:48 PM
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