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RevivedPacifist
01/26/20 11:22:06 PM
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They're considering making tonight the night they enter


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Sariana21
01/26/20 11:37:37 PM
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Okay, now you have me freaked out. My husband's out of town, and my teenaged son is sick. I'm never going to bed now. I'll be exhausted tomorrow; I'll screw up and get fired.

Thanks, TC. Thanks a lot.

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Vegy
01/26/20 11:55:51 PM
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Kajagogo
01/26/20 11:57:07 PM
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My blinds are closed.

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TheMikh
01/26/20 11:58:03 PM
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is she hot though

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SauI_Goodman
01/26/20 11:58:49 PM
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poor guys gonna have to get through a security system, 2 rotties a pomeranian and my baseball bat.

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Tired-Insomniac
01/26/20 11:59:54 PM
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Joke's on them, I have two Ring Doorbell cameras.

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Darkrobotisback
01/27/20 12:00:08 AM
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She really shouldn't because my guard dog is pretty vicious, he makes cujo seem like a puppy

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sylverlolol
01/27/20 12:00:42 AM
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thats my fetish

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RevivedPacifist
01/27/20 11:36:43 PM
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They are literally 10 feet away from your window right now

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orangefire25
01/27/20 11:39:28 PM
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It's funny because I thought I heard a knock at my door a little while ago but I'm positive it was my dish washer.

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Tyrannosaurus
01/28/20 12:16:15 AM
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So.. that guy I found wandering around outside whos now locked in my cellar was my stalker?
brb.

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nevershine
01/28/20 12:17:46 AM
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Thisll be the most action Ive had in weeks

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Guerrilla Soldier
01/28/20 12:17:49 AM
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at least i'm not lonely anymore :)

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VIIVincent
01/28/20 12:24:14 AM
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nevershine posted...
Thisll be the most action Ive had in weeks
Those are babby numbers. Try 20 years.

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Mistere Man
01/28/20 12:35:31 AM
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I welcome them in.

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UnholyMudcrab
01/28/20 12:36:35 AM
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Kisai
01/28/20 12:50:42 AM
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I'm a guy, so I don't have anything to worry about. Furthermore, I'm me, so I REALLY have nothing to worry about.

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Smackems
01/28/20 12:52:04 AM
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Is it the It Follows thing

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Darkrobotisback
01/28/20 12:59:53 AM
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Kisai posted...
I'm a guy, so I don't have anything to worry about. Furthermore, I'm me, so I REALLY have nothing to worry about.
What it's a gal, she straps you onto a chair and...
You manage to impregnate her, then a couple months later she takes you to court for child support!

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Kisai
01/28/20 1:04:05 AM
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Darkrobotisback posted...
What it's a gal, she straps you onto a chair and...
You manage to impregnate her, then a couple months later she takes you to court for child support!
I was informed that taking hormones would make you sterile, so hopefully I should be safe from that, too.

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Zack_Attackv1
01/28/20 1:16:11 AM
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