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pinky0926
01/26/20 8:29:41 AM
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Girls on bumble: hey

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Sunhawk
01/26/20 8:30:44 AM
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I'm surprised you even bother with Tinder, pinky.

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pinky0926
01/26/20 8:31:08 AM
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Sunhawk posted...
I'm surprised you even bother with Tinder, pinky.

Why does that surprise you

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EffectAndCause
01/26/20 8:32:13 AM
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Girls on Tinder have 10,000 penises to choose from.

Guys on Tinder are trying to stand out from those 10,000 penises.
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pinky0926
01/26/20 8:34:54 AM
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EffectAndCause posted...
Girls on Tinder have 10,000 penises to choose from.

Guys on Tinder are trying to stand out from those 10,000 penises.

I get it but it still makes me laugh that when women are presented with the same conundrum they behave just like boys

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bover_87
01/26/20 8:50:53 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
Why does that surprise you
because sunhawk

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Infost
01/26/20 8:53:53 AM
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EffectAndCause posted...
Girls on Tinder have 10,000 penises to choose from.

Guys on Tinder are trying to stand out from those 10,000 penises.

But the population is supposed to be relatively even.
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Neoconkers
01/26/20 8:54:54 AM
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lol yeah, the entire point of bumble is the woman gets to open, and I can count on one hand how many didn't open with "hey"

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CyricZ
01/26/20 8:55:52 AM
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I may be a sample size of one, but none of the women who contacted me on Bumble started with "hey".

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EffectAndCause
01/26/20 11:18:07 AM
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Infost posted...


But the population is supposed to be relatively even.


It is, but in most cultures the man courts the women.
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averagejoel
01/26/20 11:26:51 AM
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Bumble gives them a bunch of stock conversation starters to choose from

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Bio_babe_4
01/26/20 11:27:46 AM
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I have one friend who is about to marry her Tinder match. I often hear relationships spring up from dating apps. But I rarely hear of it leading to weddings. And I doubt she lead with "hey".
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berlyman101
01/26/20 11:28:58 AM
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averagejoel posted...
Bumble gives them a bunch of stock conversation starters to choose from

it took me a couple times to realize this when the girl's following messages suddenly seemed way dumber than the (very basic) opener.

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scaler24
01/26/20 11:29:44 AM
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I use OkCupid and Hinge. I've found the most success with those two. I'm just not attractive enough to rely on matching before sending a first message, let alone waiting for a woman to send the first message.

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Villain
01/26/20 11:31:19 AM
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EffectAndCause posted...
Girls on Tinder have 10,000 penises to choose from.

Guys on Tinder are trying to stand out from those 10,000 penises.
Best line

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p-m
01/26/20 11:34:17 AM
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I met my fiancee on tinder. The opening message I received was asking me about death match wrestling (I was really into it at the time and mentioned it in my bio) then we got on to how much electricity is needed to kill a human being, Spyro the Dragon and our kinks before moving to texting. Instant connection and compatability that I've never had with anyone before. So tinder isn't hopeless

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Neoconkers
01/26/20 2:43:56 PM
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averagejoel posted...
Bumble gives them a bunch of stock conversation starters to choose from
wait really? since when? I haven't been on it in a while

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