You are in a permanent state of being warmed up, as if you were preparing for an exercise or other physical activity.
You can place a sticker of an apron with the phrase "Kiss the Cook" anywhere you like. It can be as small as a button or as large as an A1 sheet of paper.
You can create an illusion of a wooden fence 4ft high by 6ft wide anywhere you want. You can only create one at a time. If you want to make another, you can cancel this one and do that.
You can generate a tiny electric shock out of your fingertips, as a sort of controllable static electricity. You can charge this up by holding your phone when it gets charge to zap anyone or anything you want.
Your left pinky is strong enough to lift your entire body weight by itself. Of course, this means you can lift other objects close to your weight.
You have a salt shaker that makes every food that you shake it on taste like oranges. If anyone else uses the shaker, it does not work. The salt shaker can be refilled with regular salt, but will keep its power.
You can create a gust of wind strong enough to blow leaves away, but it only goes in one direction: directly in front of you.
You find yourself to be unbannable from any subreddit, with mods to admins unable to remove you from the site.
You are able to redirect insults. Whenever anyone tries to mock you, insult you, or demean you, you can choose another person and they will become the target of the original person, even if the insults don't make sense.
You can become invisible if you stay still for more than 10 seconds. As soon as you move more than 10 feet in any direction, it wears off.
