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Christian RULES
01/20/20 8:27:02 PM
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I didnt take too short (never did) and I didn't take too long either as I usually do. The length of time is perfect. Also I busted out more moves than usual. I usually resort to like two moves only but we pulled like five or six moves total.

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NeonOctopus
01/20/20 8:27:48 PM
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inloveanddeath0
01/20/20 8:28:17 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
How sore is your butt?


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VandorLee
01/20/20 8:28:22 PM
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Now wait till theres another person in the mix.

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TheLastHero
01/20/20 8:28:43 PM
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You can sure do a lot of moves with your hand
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Vita_Aeterna
01/20/20 8:29:11 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
How sore is your butt?


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VandorLee
01/20/20 8:30:53 PM
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Moves:
-Forward thrust
-Back thrust
-Forward thrust
-Back thrust
- Forw.......

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Rians_Johnson
01/20/20 8:33:21 PM
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Was visionary auteur Rian Johnson's The Last Jedi playing during the act?

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ThanksUglyGod
01/20/20 8:38:55 PM
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Did the president call you up afterwards and congratulate you?
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Lost_All_Senses
01/20/20 8:42:00 PM
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ThanksUglyGod posted...
Did the president call you up afterwards and congratulate you?

He could probably just hear him clapping from the White House.

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gp1829
01/20/20 9:05:42 PM
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ThanksUglyGod posted...
Did the president call you up afterwards and congratulate you?

The perfect phone call.
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