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teepan95
01/17/20 6:03:59 PM
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Man I hope I see her again
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Alteres
01/17/20 6:10:58 PM
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I mean sure, but I feel I am forced to respond with:

"TC spent his time setting a girl up to get dicked down by chad, and is now sitting at home on a Friday night thinking about her.

Beta as Fuck!"

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teepan95
01/17/20 6:12:11 PM
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Damn u right

except technically it's Saturday morning
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PleaseClap
01/17/20 6:13:26 PM
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Love it
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The Catgirl Fondler
01/17/20 6:15:40 PM
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Alteres posted...
I mean sure, but I feel I am forced to respond with:

"TC spent his time setting a girl up to get dicked down by chad, and is now sitting at home on a Friday night thinking about her.

Beta as Fuck!"


To be fair, if she's bi, there's an equal chance she's getting scissor'd down by Stacy and *that* is what TC is thinking about on a Friday night.
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NeonOctopus
01/17/20 6:17:47 PM
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teepan95
01/17/20 6:24:40 PM
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The Catgirl Fondler posted...
Alteres posted...
I mean sure, but I feel I am forced to respond with:

"TC spent his time setting a girl up to get dicked down by chad, and is now sitting at home on a Friday night thinking about her.

Beta as Fuck!"


To be fair, if she's bi, there's an equal chance she's getting scissor'd down by Stacy and *that* is what TC is thinking about on a Friday night.

u know it
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PleaseClap
01/17/20 9:07:28 PM
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You didn't tell us TC, did you set her up?
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teepan95
01/18/20 12:01:20 AM
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PleaseClap posted...
You didn't tell us TC, did you set her up?

She matched with a girl who had recently come out as lesbian

So naturally, we sent the opener "roses are red, violets are blue, guess what: my bed, has room for two"
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DrizztLink
01/18/20 12:02:10 AM
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teepan95 posted...
She matched with a girl who had recently come out as lesbian

So naturally, we sent the opener "roses are red, violets are blue, guess what: my bed, has room for two"
It sent scissors down my spine

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PleaseClap
01/18/20 12:02:45 AM
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teepan95 posted...


She matched with a girl who had recently come out as lesbian

So naturally, we sent the opener "roses are red, violets are blue, guess what: my bed, has room for two"

*swoons*
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Supernatural
01/18/20 12:08:00 AM
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TC has the password
probably logged in and viewing pics sent

never trusted TC

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teepan95
01/18/20 12:13:14 AM
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Supernatural posted...
TC has the password
probably logged in and viewing pics sent

never trusted TC

as a wise person once said

"don't trust a ho"
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C_Pain
01/18/20 12:13:56 AM
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what are you talking about

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teepan95
01/18/20 1:02:01 AM
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C_Pain posted...
what are you talking about

See OP
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PleaseClap
01/18/20 1:31:04 AM
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Why isn't TC helping all of us meet newly out lesbians on Okcupid? Why do you hate us Teep?
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teepan95
01/18/20 2:11:35 AM
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PleaseClap posted...
Why isn't TC helping all of us meet newly out lesbians on Okcupid? Why do you hate us Teep?

:P
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PleaseClap
01/18/20 2:12:04 AM
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don't :p me you traitor.
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teepan95
01/18/20 2:18:25 AM
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;P
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teepan95
01/18/20 11:03:28 AM
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PleaseClap posted...
Why isn't TC helping all of us meet newly out lesbians on Okcupid? Why do you hate us Teep?

For real, fly out over here and I'll set u up with some cute lesbian chicks
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teepan95
01/18/20 4:50:43 PM
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In hindsight, I should have got her Snapchat or something
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Keith_Valentine
01/18/20 4:59:02 PM
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Id be like, you dont need OkCupid, play with my dick. I fart during sex ;)
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PleaseClap
01/18/20 5:02:09 PM
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teepan95 posted...


For real, fly out over here and I'll set u up with some cute lesbian chicks

I'll catch the next flight out
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Vyrulisse
01/18/20 8:32:27 PM
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PleaseClap
01/18/20 9:22:15 PM
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Hes not a miracle worker @Vyrulisse
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InYourWalls1
01/18/20 9:57:36 PM
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teepan95 posted...
So naturally, we sent the opener "roses are red, violets are blue, guess what: my bed, has room for two"

"Rosen sind rot, Veilchen sind blau. Rtst du Mal: mein Bett hat platz fr uns beide genau" ?

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dj1200
01/18/20 11:58:09 PM
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Who is we

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teepan95
01/19/20 12:48:53 AM
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InYourWalls1 posted...
teepan95 posted...
So naturally, we sent the opener "roses are red, violets are blue, guess what: my bed, has room for two"

"Rosen sind rot, Veilchen sind blau. Rtst du Mal: mein Bett hat platz fr uns beide genau" ?

Ayyyyyyyy

dj1200 posted...
Who is we

The group I was with

Vyrulisse posted...
@teepan95

You've made a dangerous enemy this day!


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PleaseClap
01/19/20 1:33:52 AM
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I got into a bit of a disagreement with a acquaintance of mine tonight, and I was wondering if you could shed a bit of light on this. When does a lesbian stop being "newly out"?
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Vyrulisse
01/19/20 5:36:23 AM
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I told you earlier. It is 1 business day, 2 can be allowed if they came out late at night.

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Dark_SilverX
01/19/20 5:38:54 AM
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The Catgirl Fondler posted...
To be fair, if she's bi, there's an equal chance she's getting scissor'd down by Stacy and *that* is what TC is thinking about on a Friday night.
The mom was watching and joined the fun.

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teepan95
01/19/20 6:45:24 AM
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PleaseClap posted...
I got into a bit of a disagreement with a acquaintance of mine tonight, and I was wondering if you could shed a bit of light on this. When does a lesbian stop being "newly out"?

Upon the 8th full moon, with Venus in the 16th domain, after coming out of the closet
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PleaseClap
01/19/20 11:06:48 AM
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Vyrulisse posted...
I told you earlier. It is 1 business day, 2 can be allowed if they came out late at night.

Teep is obviously more experienced and knowledgeable in these matters than you
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teepan95
01/19/20 11:11:40 AM
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PleaseClap posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
I told you earlier. It is 1 business day, 2 can be allowed if they came out late at night.

Teep is obviously more experienced and knowledgeable in these matters than you

obviously
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Vyrulisse
01/19/20 11:20:27 AM
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PleaseClap
01/19/20 12:22:09 PM
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Vyrulisse posted...
Teep knows NOTHING. He will learn.

He is already the master, we are but his students
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teepan95
01/19/20 12:31:01 PM
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The circle is now complete, Vy. When I met you I was the learner. Now I am the master
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teepan95
01/19/20 11:37:05 PM
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Up
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PleaseClap
01/20/20 12:00:53 AM
#39:


Did she submit the appropriate forms and applications to formally leave the closet?
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teepan95
01/20/20 12:17:08 AM
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Good question

I guess we'll need to send in the LGBTroopers to make sure
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teepan95
01/20/20 1:41:30 AM
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She's at my uni (the bi girl, not the lesbian) so I'm kinda hoping I bump into her over the next few days
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