Current Events > Scenario: your girlfriend of 3 years reveals that she's a dolphin

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WilliamPorygon 01/13/20 2:53:15 PM #1:	Do you stay with her? Yes No I wouldn't have before she confessed, but now I would I would've already figured out that she was a dolphin Do you stay with her? - Results (3 votes) Yes 0% (0 votes) 0 No 33.33% (1 vote) 1 I wouldn't have before she confessed, but now I would 33.33% (1 vote) 1 I would've already figured out that she was a dolphin 33.33% (1 vote) 1 After three years of dating, she breaks down in tears and confesses that she has been a dolphin all along. She pretended to be a human by wearing prosthetic legs. But she says she loves you and wants to be with you and apologizes for lying to you. What do you do? --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:932873157] in Scenario: ... [t:78327536]...</cite> <quote> Do you stay with her? Yes No I wouldn't have before she confessed, but now I would I would've already figured out that she was a dolphin Vote View Results Do you stay with her? - Results (3 votes) Yes 0% (0 votes) 0 No 33.33% (1 vote) 1 I wouldn't have before she confessed, but now I would 33.33% (1 vote) 1 I would've already figured out that she was a dolphin 33.33% (1 vote) 1 Show Voting Form After three years of dating, she breaks down in tears and confesses that she has been a dolphin all along. She pretended to be a human by wearing prosthetic legs. But she says she loves you and wants to be with you and apologizes for lying to you. What do you do? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChrisTaka 01/13/20 2:54:56 PM #2:	If prosthetic legs were her only disguise I probably deserved to end up with a dolphin. --- Currently Playing: Flame Crest: Triple Homes <cite>ChrisTaka posted [p:932873243] in Scenario: ... [t:78327536]...</cite> <quote>If prosthetic legs were her only disguise I probably deserved to end up with a dolphin. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zack_Attackv1 01/13/20 3:03:10 PM #3:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32S2oJuANxo "It's happening again." - Schwarzwald, The Big O --- https://imgur.com/cXjEkMa <cite>Zack_Attackv1 posted [p:932873576] in Scenario: ... [t:78327536]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32S2oJuANxo "It's happening again." - Schwarzwald, The Big O</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 01/13/20 3:04:37 PM #4:	Dolphins are violent, sadistic and sexually aggressive They are one of the few animals on the Earth who are capable of rape, getting high and intentionally hurting other creatures just for amusement --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:932873646] in Scenario: ... [t:78327536]...</cite> <quote>Dolphins are violent, sadistic and sexually aggressive They are one of the few animals on the Earth who are capable of rape, getting high and intentionally hurting other creatures just for amusement</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 01/13/20 7:38:00 PM #5:	UnfairRepresent posted... Dolphins are violent, sadistic and sexually aggressive They are one of the few animals on the Earth who are capable of rape, getting high and intentionally hurting other creatures just for amusement So, you would've figured it out on your own, then. --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:932885234] in Scenario: ... [t:78327536]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>Dolphins are violent, sadistic and sexually aggressive They are one of the few animals on the Earth who are capable of rape, getting high and intentionally hurting other creatures just for amusement</quote> So, you would've figured it out on your own, then. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 01/15/20 5:05:07 AM #6:	nudge --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:932954701] in Scenario: ... [t:78327536]...</cite> <quote>nudge </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 01/15/20 5:10:13 AM #7:	Extra hole what is not to love? --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:932954797] in Scenario: ... [t:78327536]...</cite> <quote>Extra hole what is not to love? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 01/15/20 5:10:18 AM #8:	That certainly does explain the four-day-long baths. <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:932954800] in Scenario: ... [t:78327536]...</cite> <quote>That certainly does explain the four-day-long baths. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 01/15/20 5:19:16 AM #9:	--- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:932954922] in Scenario: ... [t:78327536]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EffectAndCause 01/15/20 5:25:15 AM #10:	Id still believe the relationship has a porpoise. :D --- https://imgur.com/wMshiEN <cite>EffectAndCause posted [p:932955007] in Scenario: ... [t:78327536]...</cite> <quote>Id still believe the relationship has a porpoise. :D</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Agnostic420 01/15/20 5:43:40 AM #11:	EffectAndCause posted... Id still believe the relationship has a porpoise. :D /end topic. --- After I said a transgender person should reveal they are trans before a DATE: A Mod/Admin said on 12/15/2019 5:43:47 PM: Keep your transphobia off the boards. <cite>Agnostic420 posted [p:932955263] in Scenario: ... [t:78327536]...</cite> <quote>EffectAndCause posted... </cite> <quote>Id still believe the relationship has a porpoise. :D</quote> /end topic. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EffectAndCause 01/15/20 2:25:55 PM #13:	:D --- https://imgur.com/wMshiEN <cite>EffectAndCause posted [p:932971590] in Scenario: ... [t:78327536]...</cite> <quote>:D</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RebelElite791 01/15/20 2:26:31 PM #14:	Is this how your fantasies justify your desires to assault unconsenting animals --- https://imgur.com/MS5SvzN Take better care of your teeth and f***, a lot more. <cite>RebelElite791 posted [p:932971621] in Scenario: ... [t:78327536]...</cite> <quote>Is this how your fantasies justify your desires to assault unconsenting animals </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 01/15/20 2:36:04 PM #15:	Somebody have heard of John C. Lilly. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:932972065] in Scenario: ... [t:78327536]...</cite> <quote>Somebody have heard of John C. Lilly. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 01/15/20 3:09:09 PM #16:	That explains why she gets extremely excited when I nut and do my dolphin squeaks. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:932973629] in Scenario: ... [t:78327536]...</cite> <quote>That explains why she gets extremely excited when I nut and do my dolphin squeaks. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shablagoo 01/15/20 3:12:55 PM #18:	https://youtu.be/GoSTfS3n8iE --- "It was some post on the NFL board that got him." -AwesomeToTheMAX <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:932973782] in Scenario: ... [t:78327536]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/GoSTfS3n8iE </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 01/15/20 3:15:54 PM #19:	UnfairRepresent posted... Dolphins are violent, sadistic and sexually aggressive They are one of the few animals on the Earth who are capable of rape, getting high and intentionally hurting other creatures just for amusement I've seen a gif of that, but the "victim" was just a feed fish that had already been dead before the dolphin did its thing to the mouth of it. It was not just for the amusement of the dolphin though. It also seemed to amuse the onlookers at the aquarium. --- #DementedDonald #LockTrumpUp <cite>Machete posted [p:932973914] in Scenario: ... [t:78327536]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>Dolphins are violent, sadistic and sexually aggressive They are one of the few animals on the Earth who are capable of rape, getting high and intentionally hurting other creatures just for amusement</quote> I've seen a gif of that, but the "victim" was just a feed fish that had already been dead before the dolphin did its thing to the mouth of it. It was not just for the amusement of the dolphin though. It also seemed to amuse the onlookers at the aquarium.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
obeseexplosive 01/15/20 3:30:42 PM #20:	ChrisTaka posted... If prosthetic legs were her only disguise I probably deserved to end up with a dolphin. She also wore glasses --- Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu. <cite>obeseexplosive posted [p:932974551] in Scenario: ... [t:78327536]...</cite> <quote>ChrisTaka posted...</cite> <quote>If prosthetic legs were her only disguise I probably deserved to end up with a dolphin. </quote> She also wore glasses</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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