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DarkChozoGhost
01/09/20 11:20:40 AM
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I gave one a try because some dumbass forgot to ask for no cheese. Beyond Sausage is actually pretty good, so I figured it was worth a shot.

God awful texture and worse taste. You know the episode of Spongebob when Mr. Krabs sells the restaurant and they make Krabby Patties out of that grey goop? Beyond Burgers are the closest real world substance to that.

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spudger
01/09/20 11:21:37 AM
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literally SOY

SOY BOY SMILE!
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DarkChozoGhost
01/09/20 12:14:03 PM
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Are you one of those people?

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Bio1590
01/09/20 12:16:19 PM
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This topic is fucking trash

spudger posted...
literally SOY

SOY BOY SMILE!

Uh no, none of the Beyond Meat products contain soy.
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Vyrulisse
01/09/20 12:17:47 PM
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Just eat real burgers, stop doing this to yourself man.

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linid0t
01/09/20 12:18:51 PM
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It's not a burger so idk what the hell you were expecting
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LampChop
01/09/20 12:24:32 PM
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These fake meat shit is a contradiction. People eat these because they want to be healthy, and these are supposedly healthier, yet consume 2 to 3x more sodium, and who knows what artificial shit added into it for taste compared to it's real meat brother.

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Flockaveli
01/09/20 12:26:42 PM
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They are not healthier. Nobody who has been vegetarian for more than a year is doing it to be healthier. You can eat meat and be healthy. Fair weather vegetarians are the ones treating it like a hot new weight loss diet and surely enough the ones most likely to go back to eating meat.

Burgers are not healthy, whether they are meat or not.

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Will_Vill
01/09/20 12:27:36 PM
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They are better for the environment though

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ViewtifulGrave
01/09/20 12:29:36 PM
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https://youtu.be/V4-ul5iMYm4

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ChocoboMogALT
01/09/20 12:33:01 PM
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Flockaveli posted...
They are not healthier. Nobody who has been vegetarian for more than a year is doing it to be healthier. You can eat meat and be healthy. Fair weather vegetarians are the ones treating it like a hot new weight loss diet and surely enough the ones most likely to go back to eating meat.

Burgers are not healthy, whether they are meat or not.
I know several people who are vegetarian/vegan almost entirely for health reasons. They are all doing great.

I agree that you can eat meat and be healthy, I'm not sure about the nutritional value of beyond burgers (but sodium is not a big deal for many people), but some people thrive on a vegetarian diet for a variety of reasons.

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Veggeta_MAX
01/09/20 12:33:44 PM
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Not if you dip it in hot sauce

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MKScorpion
01/09/20 12:40:53 PM
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Yeah I tried an Impossible burger or whatever because why not? If you can make something that tastes as good as or better than real meat im down...and it tasted like shit.
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DarkChozoGhost
01/09/20 1:29:51 PM
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Their sausage is good though. This particular product is just horrendously bad.

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creativerealms
01/09/20 1:32:21 PM
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spudger posted...
literally SOY

SOY BOY SMILE!
You must be depressed if you hate smiles.

Soy boy is a parody of an insult.

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spudger
01/09/20 1:33:43 PM
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Bio1590 posted...
This topic is fucking trash

Uh no, none of the Beyond Meat products contain soy.

what is it then? humans?
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Bio1590
01/09/20 2:00:19 PM
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spudger posted...


what is it then? humans?

Pea protein. Not being soy is actually one of their selling points.
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RickyGervais
01/09/20 2:02:28 PM
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Just eat a salad. Bros dont let bros grow man boobs.
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ThyCorndog
01/09/20 2:05:24 PM
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spudger posted...
what is it then? humans?
Impossible = soy, beyond = peas, you = need to read before you post about something you don't know about

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